I got robbed!

Uzor

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... By a not-so-common thief!

An army of 50 monkeys came running down a cliff and stole mah peanuts and candies :( Someone halp?

Today's lesson: If an army of 50 monkeys come running towards you and have their eyes set on YOUR bag of peanuts, do not hold on to the bag of peanuts when the alpha male jumps up to grab it. An army of 50 monkeys can be quite daunting, no matter their size and however cute they may look at the zoo or television!

Unfortunately I do not posess pictures of this shocking event and surprisingly disciplined army-like march (and I could have sworn I heard a hunting horn and drums and saw a monkey holding a banner, but that might have been me imagining it seeing them running towards me), but I did grab pictures of the aftermath of them devouring said peanuts and candies (wrapper and all).

Apparently monkeys, like hamsters, possess the ability to store food in "pouches" inside their cheek. This I did not know, and it was quite amusing watching them drag their hands along their cheeks to spit out the candy to later unwrap it.
 
... By a not-so-common thief!

An army of 50 monkeys came running down a cliff and stole mah peanuts and candies :( Someone halp?

Today's lesson: If an army of 50 monkeys come running towards you and have their eyes set on YOUR bag of peanuts, do not hold on to the bag of peanuts when the alpha male jumps up to grab it. An army of 50 monkeys can be quite daunting, no matter their size and however cute they may look at the zoo or television!

Unfortunately I do not posess pictures of this shocking event and surprisingly disciplined army-like march (and I could have sworn I heard a hunting horn and drums and saw a monkey holding a banner, but that might have been me imagining it seeing them running towards me), but I did grab pictures of the aftermath of them devouring said peanuts and candies (wrapper and all).

Apparently monkeys, like hamsters, possess the ability to store food in "pouches" inside their cheek. This I did not know, and it was quite amusing watching them drag their hands along their cheeks to spit out the candy to later unwrap it.

I always carry a shield (garbage can lid) and a sword (a tree branch) to fight them off. Rabid monkey attacks suck. And always keep your 'nuts in a Ziploc bag... that way they can't smell 'em.
 
shoulda kicked the alpha right in the balls, that shows the rest of em your not worth messing with, OR sets them off on a face eating rampage, i forget which one it is.
 
You need to remember to bring your monkey repellent.

Spoiler:
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It also grants wishes! Just be careful what you wish for...
 
can you wish for more wishes?
 
Yes lol, in ye olden days before they'd exhausted every single idea.
 
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