I had a baby!!

Thank you everyone so much! :biggrin:

Excalibr said:
So did you actually see the birth?
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Yes, I was there for it all. My wife had a c-section (she had one with our son too) and I took lots of awesome bloody gore shots of her intestines pulled out and stuff. I watched it all with serious scientific curiousity. I know that in life I will never be a surgeon, so being in an operating room with a live cut open human is a very rare event indeed. After her first c-section with our son, I told my wife that I got to see all her insides and stuff, and she was jealous. So for this c-section, I took lots of pics for her to be able to see everything I saw. It is definitely a really cool thing to be able to talk to a fully awake person that is having their abdomen cut open.
 
Aww that's so cute! YAY FOR YOU!!! Big Congratulations! ^^
 
Oh God....the one I saw was a natural birth, I can't imagine a c-section. And I can't believe you took pictures, you sick bastard!
I've always been just fine with blood and guts and gore, even in real life, but for some reason when it's because of a birth it just grosses the living fuck out of me.
 
Very very congratulations :D I'm in the same boat as you, except mine's six months old in two days. I'm still getting used to the whole parenthood thing. The phrase "bundle of joy" is pretty right on.

I'm really happy for you. That's awesome.
 
Excalibr said:
I eat babies

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I kid I kid, congrats man, that's awesome.
So did you actually see the birth? I feel sorry for you if you did. If I ever had a kid, I would be in the room if she wanted, but I would stay by her head. There's no way in hell I will ever have a front-row seat for a birth again.
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Lmfao. When my wife had hers, I demanded to be up by her head. Screw the front-row. I'll leave that for the doctor.
 
Blabj said:
I only skimmed over the last picture and my heart sunk when I thought your finger was something else....


Anyways, congratulations on the little nublet, teach her the ways of 1337 and she'll grow up pro.
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Lmfao you're not alone. Congrats.
 
Aw, that's cute ^^ Should have given her a taru-like name xD
 
Trippyhippy said:
And he better damn well show up to that event, right?
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Kids just annoy the shit out of me in general, whether it be siblings, relatives, random kids wandering around the street... they are annoying until they are 21 in most cases.


I like dissection pictures though, post em please.
 
decidence said:
Kids just annoy the shit out of me in general, whether it be siblings, relatives, random kids wandering around the street... they are annoying until they are 21 in most cases.


I like dissection pictures though, post em please.
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On top of everything else, they make people miss HNMs! D=
 
Congratulations and welcome to the 'hood!

Parenthood, that is.

She's a real beauty, my friend. Born the day after my birthday even. :biggrin: Hope neither one of you is a Virgo, or you'll have your hands full with that Pisces baby of yours.

Edit: Just saw that you've been through not one, but two c-sections. I just can't imagine how you got through that and stayed sane. I was damn near a gibbering idiot when all was said and done with my wife's c-section...

I'm not kidding. I can post a link to my forum thread about it ~.~
 
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decidence said:
Kids just annoy the shit out of me in general, whether it be siblings, relatives, random kids wandering around the street... they are annoying until they are 21 in most cases.


I like dissection pictures though, post em please.
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Word. I hate kids too, I really do, not to their face though. My friends have a kid that's about 3 now, and I'll be all sweet to her and everything, but honestly I wish she had never been born lol, kids are just a pain in the ass, they ruin any chance of fun.
 
Congratulations.

See, this is the kind of thing I like. People can play online games and still have great lives.

All these government asses and people saying MMOs corrupt all the time are full of shit.

Congrats again.
 
All you baby nay-sayers why dont you just cut off your dicks then? Kids bring a new experience to life, but you wouldn't know because you just see them as a nuisance and a burden to your life. Hell I know 8 year olds more mature than most "adults" 21+. Once again Mort she is adorable.
 
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