I hate celery.

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:cry: :cry: but but but... celery is awesome with Hooter wings :cry:
 
I likes it with peanut butter :shock:
 
mmmm...Celery with Laughing Cow Cheese!
 
Try celery with cream cheese. It's divine.

(But only if you like cream cheese. The truth is, the tasteless celery is just a vessel for the cheez0r.)
 
Celery: Boring taste and healthy.

I eat it if it's in the house.
 
Celery with hot buffalo wings... yum!
 
Celery with hooters wings = good eatin

celery with peanut butter + rasins = also good eatin
 
Nyahoho said:
Try celery with cream cheese. It's divine.

(But only if you like cream cheese. The truth is, the tasteless celery is just a vessel for the cheez0r.)
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That's part of where my celery-rage comes from. Sure, if you dip it in peanut butter, ranch dressing, cream cheese, or whatever else, it tastes ok, but you're not really tasting the celery--you're mostly tasting the dip. The celery by itself tastes nasty and it's weird and stringy. My dog won't even eat it, and he likes to eat all kinds of nasty things. :shock:
 
jazper said:
:cry: :cry: but but but... celery is awesome with Hooter wings :cry:
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you go to H00ters for the celery?
:shock:
~Syn

(I go for the cantaloupes)
 
oh, yes, i forgot. i was distracted by jaz's hooter comment.
now, about Celery:
useless invention. perhaps serves some purpouse in a soup. But, then your going to cook the stuff till whatever attamp at natural flavor is replaced by "beef" taste. Maybe just for color.

Other Usless food inventions:

-Endive: It's celery in a diffrent form. Cept the addition of cream cheese or peanutbutter cant save it.

-Starfruit; sold in the "exotic" fruit section of supermarkets. Every try one? WTF. why would anyone try eating those more than once.

-Kumquats: umm..I think theyre meant to be flicked like M&M's at the movies. I can come to no other use for them.

-Pummelo: Its a grapefruit with 200 yards of Rind, and 1/4 of an ounce of fruit. Yum.

-Pomegranates: Ever cut one open? What are you supposed to eat? The husk or the seeds.

-Vegan Cheese: It's not cheese. So why call it cheese. Its soybean flavored kraft. o.O while were on this one, add anything "vegitarian" yet "still tastes like the real thing". If you dont want to kill a cow, you get to eat celery. Not cow flavored celery.

-Parsley: You cant eat it. -_- so why is it always appearing with my food?

hmm.
well, theres tons more, but I have to go to work soon. maybe i'll add them later.
~Syn
 
Synical said:
-Parsley: You cant eat it. -_- so why is it always appearing with my food?
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True! In my opinion, thats showing whether or not the chef is a badass. I mean, your food must be pretty good if you can put non-edible stuff on it...
 
Synical said:
-Parsley: You cant eat it. -_- so why is it always appearing with my food?
~Syn
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Actually Syn you can eat the Parsley. It was used in the olden days as a antacid type herb to ease you stomatch, also it's a breath freshner some what. :wink:

I think in my opinion Green pepers are a useless veggie. Blech :oops:
 
Tenkax said:
I think in my opinion Green pepers are a useless veggie. Blech :oops:
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actually I think eggplant is useless.. /barf :x :x . I've tried to like it.. but no matter how it's prepared, it tastes NASTY! I'll eat anything except for eggplant, African cave dwelling spiders and cockroaches.
 
Synical said:
-Starfruit; sold in the "exotic" fruit section of supermarkets. Every try one? WTF. why would anyone try eating those more than once.
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If i was given one again i'd eat it, but i wwouldnt go to the store for starfruit.
 
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