I hate mithkabobs

[Villarel]

I hate it when the food misadvertise itself.

Mithkabobs shouldn't be called Mithkabobs. The meat is cockatrice meat. It should be called Cockabobs.

Fishkabobs are made from fish. Melon pies are made from Thundermelons. Boiled crabs are made from Land crab meat.

So kabobs made from Coacktrice meat, should be called Cockabobs. :roll: Unless we start killing Mithras and making them into kabobs. :wink:

 

[Sculli]

Unless we start killing Mithras and making them into kabobs. :wink:

On a somewhat related note; 9 out of 10 cannibals prefer vegetarians.

 

[yanzi]

what am i trying to flame here? :roll:

 

[optifreex]

You cant name an item COCKabob!! Do you know how many prudes would be offended by this name!? Imagine this conversation where players have stopped using the full name of the item:

Player a: Hey there player b, do you have any food I could have, I just need

 

[optifreex]

crap what the hell I wasnt done!!

PLAYER A: so as I was saying, do you have any food, I need something for upcoming battles.

PLAYER B: Oh yeah sure, I have a cock for you if you want it.


nuff said. It will never happen.

 

[optifreex]

or how about another player complaining to the party.

"Our warriors suck, I wish they would all eat a cock.....*line ends*


abob."

 

[Drewtaru]

re

Drewtaru: This is my first post here at this Site^^
Drewtaru: hahaha Villarel
Drewtaru laughs beside Villarel.

 

[DeviFoxx]

Cockabobs... That's kinda funny.

But yeah. Most likely people would be offended by it.

I'm not sure why they're called Mithkabobs when there's no Mithra in them.

What about Chiefkabobs? They make them out of meat from the Chieftainesses?

I wonder what Rolanberry Pies taste like.

 

[yanzi]

if you guys bothered to read the description, it says it's a favorite treat of mithra. chiefkabobs, are worthyof chief mithra to eat. :roll:

 

[Halifirien]

Still, the idea of telling people you have to buy some cockabobs would be pretty funny. I'd keep a stack in my inventory.

 

[Sindarkus]

Still, the idea of telling people you have to buy some cockabobs would be pretty funny. I'd keep a stack in my inventory.

I just wonder how long it would take people to start spelling it 'cockaboobs'?

 

[Marajade]

about 30 seconds

 

[Daroth]

perhaps there a type of food the mithran race likes. i dunno

 

[Sabia]

Cock? Daroth you're groooooose

 

[Shia]

Well... to translate directly from japanese:

ﾐｽﾗ風山の幸串焼　is the JP form

ミスラ　= Mithra
風山 = well directly translated is "wind" "Mountain" but I presume it means "Mountain Flavoured"
の = of
辛串焼き　= Spicy Kabob

So in short... Directly translated it becomes something like "Mithran Mountain Flavoured Spicy Kabobs". Of course I bet no one want to write all this junk every time you want to mention it...

 

[rabidsquirrel]

Well Mithria sure do love the cock.







Sorry about that I couldnt help myself.

 

[Darkseph]

Well Mithria sure do love the cock.







Sorry about that I couldnt help myself.

Lmao! XD maybe it's true O.O mithra's love cocks XD

>_> would be odd if someone said " could you send me a cock to my delivery box? so i can pick it up later and eat it "

 

[Sneakypants]

Eat chiefkabobs. Yes they cost more. They also last twice as long and have better bonuses.