I hate my moogle...

[Lanien]

This bitch stays at home all day doing nothing except maybe check my plants. But he doesn't even do that right, but that's another story. I hate my moogle. I get home from a long day of killing shit and he has the audacity to ask me for a wool hat and a raptor mantle? Fuck you dude! Yeah, you're friends from across seas wrote you a letter? That's nice... Make them fucking travel. I got plenty of beds in my MH and maybe they can give your bitch ass some gardening lessons. What would you do in a situation like that? GOSH! I'm about to steal martha stewart and make my MH her next jail cell so she can make my damn plants grow better. Oh yeah, another thing moogle...

/em kicks Moogle ass into the fire place and sells BBQ Moogle on the AH for the price of a wool hat.


Disclaimer: All moogles were hurt during the creation of this post. Also, don't be a douche and take me seriously. kthxbye.

 

[jender]

I <3 my moogle :twisted: He tells me to buy new fancy beds then helps me to get frisky on them RAWRRRRRRRR

Damn the Noble Bed is cute....



That is All

 

[Lanien]

You need moogle help to get frisky?

{I'm sorry} {Gather together} My {House} {Long time} {Party} :wink:

 

[Lanien]

Oh yeah, forgot to add...

{Impossible to Gauge} {Dragoon} {Penta Thrust} {All Right!}

 

[jender]

LOL

{I'm sorry} {I'm playing solo right now} {hands} {inside} {subligar}

 

[Lanien]

{Elvaan} {Female} {Master} {bait} {Hand-to-Hand} in {Fun} {hole}?

 

[jender]

{Elvaan} {Female} {Master} {bait} {Hand-to-Hand} in {Fun} {hole}?

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAA - how have I never tried that one?!?!? I thought I was a Master atthe translator lol Genius :twisted: Hilarious

 

[Lanien]

lol {/bow}

It's been a pleasure? Hopefully yours too :twisted:

 

[Lanien]

lol {/bow}

It's been a pleasure. Hopefully yours too :twisted:


EDITTED FOR CORRECTNESS

/em goes to flame the no edit button.

 

[Korrax]

LMAO!!!

 

[Galaika]

{Tarutaru} {hand} {Too Weak}, {Female} {Elvaan} {hand} {job} {Can I Have It?} {please}

 

[Odon]

I <3 my moogle :twisted: He tells me to buy new fancy beds then helps me to get frisky on them RAWRRRRRRRR

You have me confused with your mooogle ._.

 

[Falsey]

Awww, I'm late for the kink fest.

 

[Nicolette]

How can you hate a moogle.. they grow up to look so awesome...

 

[Phraust]

How can you hate a moogle.. they grow up to look so awesome...

You fed yours after midnight huh?
For fuck's sake, don't get it wet...

 

[Blackchaoshero]

XD

 

[Nicolette]

I didnt feed it after midnight... it must have had something stuck in it's teeth and swallowed that after midnight...

 

[Nicolette]

And you have no idea how tempted I was to change every rarab mandy yagudo or crawler in windy into my "moogle" to demonstrate what would happen...

 

[Phraust]

And you have no idea how tempted I was to change every rarab mandy yagudo or crawler in windy into my "moogle" to demonstrate what would happen...

It's funny to see a herd of Behemi (Behemoths?) in West Ronfaure.
It's even better to be able to 'One-hit' them with a boomerang.

 

[Tyrath]

Diabolos looks too much like the ff8 one <,<