I just bought Jesus!!!!

Aww poor baby. She looks adorable.

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lol I didn't say "Michigan Sucks" or anything, I just put what Olrox said (eloquently as usual) in perspective. I'm glad he recognized that yes, rednecks exist everywhere, and a state itself isn't rednecky, but some of the populace.
 
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was this worth three months, novolo?
 
So since it got necro'd I'll post an update on my Sweet talking jesus. I have had it now for a while. My friends and I have given him tattoos and artwork on his robe. He has a cross tat on his left forearm and a sailor's anchor on his right bicep. He also has flames around his robe so he can fly and "Skid Row" on his ass, along with a pee stain on the front, he's looking pretty sweet.

He also quotes bullshit bible verses from the fictional books of Mark and John, and tells a long story on how he fed a shit load of people with bread and fish (yes when jesus talks he swears too!)

Best story yet... I took it over my friends house to show them... my friends name is Mark... So just so happens when he hit the talk button on jesus, it started out with "MARK" .. He fucking threw it and I laughed so hard!.... I just need to find a friend named John now to freak em out.

Also its http://www.one2believe.com now
 
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Tristam Green said:
was this worth three months, novolo?
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No, but this was.



Olrox said:
So since it got necro'd I'll post an update on my Sweet talking jesus. I have had it now for a while. My friends and I have given him tattoos and artwork on his robe. He has a cross tat on his left forearm and a sailor's anchor on his right bicep. He also has flames around his robe so he can fly and "Skid Row" on his ass, along with a pee stain on the front, he's looking pretty sweet.

He also quotes bullshit bible verses from the fictional books of Mark and John, and tells a long story on how he fed a shit load of people with bread and fish (yes when jesus talks he swears too!)

Best story yet... I took it over my friends house to show them... my friends name is Mark... So just so happens when he hit the talk button on jesus, it started out with "MARK" .. He fucking threw it and I laughed so hard!.... I just need to find a friend named John now to freak em out.
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Olrox said:
http://www.buytalkingjesus.com



.....LMFAO 12 inch tall jesus with "Authentic Linen Robes"

its so ridiculous and awesome I can't wait to get it. Then once I'm bored with Jesus I will crucify him, just like the rest of the world did..... LMAO
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Still waiting... /taps foot
 
I keep forgetting to grab zip ties at work but I'm gonna crucify him onto the front of my bike, but at the moment he's Crime Scene Jesus, sprawled out on the coffee table like he's dead pointing to a picture of George W. Bush.
 
Olrox said:
I keep forgetting to grab zip ties at work but I'm gonna crucify him onto the front of my bike
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you gonna tape a baseball card to the pegs too while your at it? =P
 
Tristam Green said:
was this worth three months, novolo?
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damn skippy it was because i saw the trailer for a movie and that quote was in it and reminded me of this thread.. oh snap :( sorry i had to

Oh, i need pictures of the crime scene jesus, porno stance jesus, and a recording of the button that makes him say "I pity the fool!"
 
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