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Legomyeggo

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*A little backstory before pichars. Oh and I was on PS2 at the time, so the shitty pics will have to do. Oh, and there's some vulgar language. I haven't had my coffee. :/*

H'okay, so, I can't sleep, it was like 4 AM and I need some gilz to get a Juggernaut. So I think "WHAR2GOLUIS WHAR2GO?" (I'm Luis btw, hi). I figure I can kill those Sahagin NM's, you know, the one's that drop Siren's Hair. So I go to Zuug the Shoreleaper, maybe I can pop Charbydis for some random dude there. As soon as I get there, I see RMT just claim the Zuug NM. Fuck. Well, I guess I'll check on Charbydis-- wait. It's up already? Well shit, what should I now-- Holy mother of god, did that RMT just run fast as fuck past me? He did. I better call a GM...

GM pops up fairly fast, but the NM is already dead. Whatever. He gives me the usual bullshit. "IZ THAR N E THING I CAN ASSIST U WITH, ADVENTURER NEOSQUALL?". I'm like "Yeah, give me some gilz, you punk ass bitch! Oh, and... keep an eye on these dudes, I'm certain I saw them doing something fishy"
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It's at this point I realize... I SHOULDA MPK'ED THEM WITH CHARBY! Ah, damn. Perfect MPK oppurtunity comes up and I didn't do anything. Maybe next time. Wait... why wait till next time? I can get this shit started right now! So I drag this squid motherfucker and lay some hurt on RMT. Huh... The GM was still there! I tried taking a pic as fast as I could, but he disappeared right after. He was right in between me and Charby. I thought I was fucked, and I'd get banned right away, but nope! Still kickin'!
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*Different angle of the MPK*
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So there, I had my fun and I guess these sonsa bitches are going to kill the other Sahagin NM's. Eh... no. They form a shitty group of gimp ass ninjas, thieves, and mages to kill Charby. I guess this will be fun to see. I ask if I can join to help, and they invite me. Now keep in mind, I just fuckin' MPK'ed them! And... they invited me! What the hell?
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Well, they're doing pretty good (for RMT, anyway. lawl.).
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It's nearing death, maybe 5-10%. Wait, why am I debuffing this shit for them? Why am I helping these fuckmooks that mess up our game every single day? They won't even let me lot the sword, WHY THE FUCK AM I DOING THIS?! Well... because I, ladies and gentleman, have a plan.
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Neosquall calls for help!

Charybdis


Fuckin' morons.
 
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I love you ; ;
 
Neo > RMT

So uber Neo.

Almost Yanzi uber.

Keep up the good work. :nyam:
 
this will make you feel better man.

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they mpk'd me while i was afk too, and i killed what they wanted >:D

same lame ass RMT.

score 2 for the neo clan.
 
I was a little worried during the beginning, and then I didn't know why you joined their party, but the end.. glorious. Oh, so glorious.
 
TOTY!!!!!!!!!


Props, Neo. hahaha

Errr, Neo x2.
 
Shyrra said:
Buttsecks? ; ; <3

C'mon Taru! We can run the train on him!

Excellent story Neo. I laughed, I cried, I fapped. It was beautiful.
 
This makes me need to take a Guivre trip ; .;
 
You are my hero. You be Superman, ill be Lois Lane...

Bow Chicka Bow Bowwww
 
neo your such a noob....
 
that was awesome cfh on RMT charby. just amazing im crying alittle.
 
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