I love listening to Batcheporu's wacky-assed schemes!

[DeviFoxx]

*Devifoxx overhears random /shout spams in Lower Jeuno*

Auredant : Casino is open!
Auredant : Roll using /random and X2 X3 or X4 back.
Auredant : 700-900 = 2X money back
Auredant : 901-990 = 3X money back
Auredant : 991-999 = 4X money back
Auredant : Send me a tell if you want to participate
Auredant : Minimum bid is 1,000 - Maximum bid is 10,000
Auredant : Guide Stone

...

Batcheporu : yey I win 1500G!
Batcheporu : gimme my gil Auredant
Neosquall : Yeah u didn't even have to buy it [Good Job!]
Jamesyboi : sup batch
Auredant : you didn't win lol
Batcheporu : yes I did, I rolled over 700+
Auredant : you best only 750 gil anyway.
Batcheporu : omg no1 use Auredant's casino he scams!
Auredant : your first roll was not
Auredant : Casino is open!
Auredant : Roll using /random and X2 X3 or X4 back.
Auredant : 700-900 = 2X money back
Auredant : 901-990 = 3X money back
Batcheporu : GIVE ME MY GIL AUR!
Auredant : 991-999 = 4X money back
Auredant : Send me a tell if you want to participate
Auredant : Minimum bid is 1,000 - Maximum bid is 10,000
Batcheporu : STOP STEALING MY MONEY
Taeketsu : Stop giving him money.
Chippie : casino [Run Away!]
Devifoxx : LOL @ Batcheporu
Batcheporu : this is gay
Devifoxx : I have to quote that.

*Big-ass flame-war in Lower Jeuno between Kristell & Auredant about how it's not "Right to steal people's money"... Davio laughs about how fuckin' funny it is... Neosquall tells them to "Oh shut up, it's just fake money..." ... Devifoxx sits at home, laughing his ass off the entire fuckin' time about how Batcheporu's reaped his "Just Deserts".*

 

[Xelos]

wow that is hillarious.....the true epitemy of retardation. I wish I could have been there, but I cannot access FFXI until Wednesday ; ;

 

[Direwolf]

lol buncha ediots...

 

[Runekane]

So what? Hearing Batcheporu spout off like that is just like a dog taking a crap on a "walk". Everybody knows its going to happen, everybody expects it; the only variable involved is WHERE will it happen.

*doesn't make much sense late at night*

I saw him/her/it/them (Batcheporu) shouting for help in Jeuno for the Norg quests for fame. I was so tempted to give him/her/it/them some awful mis-information, but declined... I'd rather use my fingers to scrape against a cheese grater than have to type to him/her/it/them.

 

[Swishiee]

I remember seeing him shout that. Then all kind of weird crap was going on over /sh. So I zoned into my mog house and logged because I was scared.

 

[Sneakypants]

Slapped the bitch repeatedly yesterday till she ran away.
Actually a few NAF people were picking on her.

Karma?



<---Karma enforcer

 

[Swishiee]

I was sitting in Lower Jeuno near the homepoint waiting for my group to get assembled last night. I saw Batcheporu and a few other people talking to each other, about something dumb I supposed. They just kept blabbing and blabbing. I think one of them was quitting and they were trying to talk them out of it. It had to be in /s and /sh for some odd reason though. And I remember "I can't believe someone hasn't called a GM on us yet." "Why would they?" "Fuck GM's"

All in all, it was stupid, whatever the hell it was (although that's a given).

 

[teng]

as above

HAHAHAHAHA
I heard that one as well, i was behind the fountain, i am always there seeking for a party and i hear alot of things in the air

Yeah it was dumb, i was lmao in front of the moniter. Like what Runekane said, it's bound to happen one day and it did. Bunch of idiots.

HAHAHAHAHA

 

[Vashie]

*Devifoxx overhears random /shout spams in Lower Jeuno*

Auredant : Casino is open!
Auredant : Roll using /random and X2 X3 or X4 back.
Auredant : 700-900 = 2X money back
Auredant : 901-990 = 3X money back
Auredant : 991-999 = 4X money back
Auredant : Send me a tell if you want to participate
Auredant : Minimum bid is 1,000 - Maximum bid is 10,000
Auredant : Guide Stone

...

Batcheporu : yey I win 1500G!
Batcheporu : gimme my gil Auredant
Neosquall : Yeah u didn't even have to buy it [Good Job!]
Jamesyboi : sup batch
Auredant : you didn't win lol
Batcheporu : yes I did, I rolled over 700+
Auredant : you best only 750 gil anyway.
Batcheporu : omg no1 use Auredant's casino he scams!
Auredant : your first roll was not
Auredant : Casino is open!
Auredant : Roll using /random and X2 X3 or X4 back.
Auredant : 700-900 = 2X money back
Auredant : 901-990 = 3X money back
Batcheporu : GIVE ME MY GIL AUR!
Auredant : 991-999 = 4X money back
Auredant : Send me a tell if you want to participate
Auredant : Minimum bid is 1,000 - Maximum bid is 10,000
Batcheporu : STOP STEALING MY MONEY
Taeketsu : Stop giving him money.
Chippie : casino [Run Away!]
Devifoxx : LOL @ Batcheporu
Batcheporu : this is gay
Devifoxx : I have to quote that.

*Big-ass flame-war in Lower Jeuno between Kristell & Auredant about how it's not "Right to steal people's money"... Davio laughs about how fuckin' funny it is... Neosquall tells them to "Oh shut up, it's just fake money..." ... Devifoxx sits at home, laughing his ass off the entire fuckin' time about how Batcheporu's reaped his "Just Deserts".*

lol "Chippie: Casino {Run away}" My Chars Name in FFXI Is Chippie and i thought id Say Something About the casino For Fun

 

[Devi]

The other night she invited me into a PT, she does this because she knows I have her blacklisted, I'm a reasonable person and I decided that (with nothing better to do) I'd listen to her. I un-Blist her.
Batch: Devi can you hold some things for me?
Devi: I guess...
I think maybe she'll give me something good and I can rip her little ass off
Batch: Great! Where can I meet you?
Devi: Lower Jueno by the MH exit
Batch: ok
So I head out and she proceeds to fill up the trade windo with silver bangles.
Me: I can't hold all that.
cancell trade
Batch: Just hold em till I can desynth, plz dont rip me off
Me: Desynth it now...
Batch: Not high enuff lvl
Me: Sorry.
I leave, I could have ripped her off, but I didnt', I dunno why i'm posting this, just another Batch story...

 

[Davio]

LOLL

OH DAMN!!
that was funny as hell
does he think were retards?
Batechoro rolls 650
Batechroo rolls 700
-_- w/e is name is i mispelled it
funny as shit.

 

[ziphor]

man....that makes me mad...i miss all the good crap....i knew everyone cept for that casino person...

 

[Cooljay]

I have another!

In bastok she/he/it (you know)

/sh Anyone who rolls 999 i'll give 100k
naturally alot of people start rolling, I go up to her and ask where do I go to roll? She tell me up near the AH like everyone else. I go up there and start rolling, somebody rolled 999 and was /dance and /hurray all over the place. Shouts and tells her/him/it he did it. As Batcheporu would she /sh's
I was not near him when he rolled it so he does not get the gil. After this everyone was pissed, so alot of people started /following her and rolling constantly......lets just say i'm on her blised :roll:

 

[ShadowWraith]

LOL! That's great! I'm entirely unimpressed by how that Batch handles her/him/it-self during the game. I was leveling in Qufim in a JP party at level 18. We happened to get aggro from a giant and one party member died. That Batch was just laughing and spamming about how you can't level in Qufim at 18... hah!

 

[xKronox]

Gamblin is illegal in User agreement I belive,

Verification can be found in Article 3-1,b in User Agreement For the FFXI menu.

please Verify if i'm right or wrong I can't tell it's using lawyer like words lol.

But i think it's saying it's against it? Lol >_<;

Artical 3-1, b, go check.

 

[ziphor]

Re: I have another!

In bastok she/he/it (you know)

/sh Anyone who rolls 999 i'll give 100k
naturally alot of people start rolling, I go up to her and ask where do I go to roll? She tell me up near the AH like everyone else. I go up there and start rolling, somebody rolled 999 and was /dance and /hurray all over the place. Shouts and tells her/him/it he did it. As Batcheporu would she /sh's
I was not near him when he rolled it so he does not get the gil. After this everyone was pissed, so alot of people started /following her and rolling constantly......lets just say i'm on her blised :roll:

lmao i was there for that and the peson that rolled the 999 i told had fraps, and i took a scrn for them, so that he could email it to batch so he'd believe him....but he never gave his email lol....poor guy