I need some advice

You need to go to bed lol. Just read what you're saying.

Latex rubbers are 97.3% effective.

You think Latex gloves are more effective because they are specifically made for medical purposes.

Well, what do you thing latex rubbers are made for, balloons?

There is more inspections into latex gloves that are used in hospitals. Those are made to help against the transmission of any type of disease virus or bacteria. Actually this one time I saw this chick take a rubber and make a balloon out of it, or maybe that was a dream.
 
I was getting at not every guy wants a bitch that is straight bud=) we dont all think the same

Well hold on now. There's a big difference between a bitch and a slut, two very different things there.

Condoms don't protect against HIV and AIDS dumb ass. They also don't protect from other STDs either. Ex stop using pot and maybe just maybe you'll gain some intelligence back. Condoms aren't even invincible from getting a chick knocked up.

heheh....go on, keep making a fool of yourself.
 
I'd say you need to be very careful about your "gut feelings" and who you share them with. You can have a good hunch about a lot of things, but until you have something more than conjecture, you're best served keeping that to yourself. If you see her out with someone behind his back, then yeah, you have reason to warn him/look out for him by telling him. But otherwise you could be needlessly adding to people harrassing her aparently and he's not going to look kindly on that if it's a girl he likes. My advice? Wait until you have personally seen her act in a manner that is disrespectful to your friend, or which confirms the rep she's been labeled with. If you don't see it with your own eyes, or have something other than idle gossip to go on, you really don't have any right to be accusing her of anything.
 
If he's known her for a year, I'd think it's a safe bet that he knows what kind of person she is. Though if you have concerns, you should talk to him about them, just don't go to him making a case that she's a whore right off the bat. Worst case, he'll be pissed for awhile then realize you're just looking out for him.

On a side note, there is a simple way to avoid unwanted pregnancies and STD's. Anal sex.
 
On a side note, there is a simple way to avoid unwanted pregnancies and STD's. Anal sex.

lmfao Yeah cuz, you know... your asshole has a teflon coating. No, seriously, how many chicks have you tried that on? :biggrin:

Edit: Wrap it no matter where you put it. Unless you know that floor is clean enough to eat off of.
 
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You said your friends known her for a year now, right? That's a pretty good amount of time, if she really was a slut then she'd have started whoring it up last year. After a year he should have a good idea on what kind of person she is and has had plenty of time to decide if he wants to date her or not. As for the myspace thing, take that with a grain of salt. Seriously, it's lolmyspace where people bash each other when they're not at the top of someone's friend list (or whatever it's called). And yeah, the guys were right when they said girls call each other sluts/bitches/whatever often. Hell, I call my female friends dumb cunts all the time and we laugh about it. (Guys probably shouldn't try doing that though....)
 
On a side note, there is a simple way to avoid unwanted pregnancies and STD's. Anal sex.
The ass is exit only you sick bastard. Pregnancies avoidable yes, but I think you can still get an STD from buttsex...honestly I'm not sure though.

And yeah, the guys were right when they said girls call each other sluts/bitches/whatever often. Hell, I call my female friends dumb cunts all the time and we laugh about it. (Guys probably shouldn't try doing that though....)
I like to use the slut/whore/cunt when I'm playing Call of Duty 2 online and some chick kills me.
 
There's absolutely no responsible way to answer this question without an approximation on ages. From the sounds of it, and i don't mean to come off like a dick here but it's going to sound that way, this is high school dating bullshit. If he's known her for a year and is dating her and doesn't have a clue about her past sexual activity he's either a dumbass or needs to get out from whatever fucking rock he's been under, man up, and ask the fucking questions that keep your balls from rotting off thanks to a stupid decision.

Were it me i'd simply bring up concern in passing if they're doing anything serious. It pays to be mature enough to share your history with someone if you're going to go that far, personally i encourage it. If they can't be mature and honest about it they're not ready for the relationship or anything that goes with it.

If that's cool and they're kids just wanting to fuck like rabbits that's really all there is to that. You'd have to be retarded or living under a rock not to know about STDs and whatnot these days. His call.

I guess i'm saying it's one thing for people to say things about someone, it's quite another for the things being said to actually be true. It pays to know but i'd mask it with concern for health and mental well-being and all that warm fuzzy crap we feel for friends.
 
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You can get STDs from anal sex.. Did you pay attention in school? Thats why there was so many people who use to/still do think gays are the only ones who can get STDs.
 
Actually STDs are alot more likely from anal sex since the lining of the anus is thinner than the lining of the vagina. I would recommend pointing out to your friend that STDs are a very real risk as i used to not think twice about them and then had a very unpleasant month worrying i was going to die young because of a stupid night.

On the "subject" seriously 1 fucking year? He should know everything about her after this amount of time, i mean it's not exactly hard. Knowing someones relationship history before sleeping with them is standard, and if you think they might be lying there is a very simple solution; don't sleep with them. (or use a condom :P)

Edit: Also i figure it is probably worth pointing out that anal sex rips condoms like a bastard. Figured i'd mention it given the way the convo was heading.
 
To be honest, I wasn't aware there were any secretions in the sphincter at all, let alone any that could transfer an STD. My knowledge of the human asshole is more societal than anatomical. In that regard, I stand corrected. However, I still stand by the fact that anal is 100% effective against pregnancy, so it's still got that going for it. :spiteful:

On another note,
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The ass is exit only you sick bastard.

I'd think from context it was easy to tell I was referring to pitching and not catching. If you got that mixed up, then I agree. However, if you're that against the whole she-bang that might be grounds to be kicked out of men. Head downtown and turn in your penis. I'm sorry.
 
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You can't get an STD from a handjob. Unless she has herpes on her hand. Oh man that would suck.
 
or gential warts. STDs that are transmitted through skin to skin contact condoms don't help with. for HIV and such handjobs and blowjobs are safe as it requires sexual fluid to blood contact (unless perhaps you have seriously bad bleeding gums...but i mean if your letting someone like that blow you it;s the least of your worries).
 
Edit: Also i figure it is probably worth pointing out that anal sex rips condoms like a bastard. Figured i'd mention it given the way the convo was heading.

no lube? :shok:

For shame. :spiteful:
 
lol banging sluts reminds me of high school. Girls put out very easily bud, so she may be called a slut because of this. Simple fact is this newbie: If you want it, you can get it. That's my Dr. Cox moment for you. Who cares what people call her, don't things into literal sense. Now, if you know then hey... that's what up. Hit it and quit it, and encourage your friend to do the same. Why not, right?
 
That which does not kill us, makes us stronger.

In relative terms:

As long as the woman doesn't go psycho and stab his ass after cheating on him, he'll be fine.

If there is a mistake to be made, let him make it. It's good that you're looking out for him but sometimes you just gotta let your friends run free in the minefield and trust that they don't hurt themselves. If they do, they'll have learned their lesson and will be more steadfast in their future decisions.

On to the tangent that's arisen in this topic: please stop using the word "anus" and instead use the word "sphincter". It makes the sentences a lot funnier.
 
On to the tangent that's arisen in this topic: please stop using the word "anus" and instead use the word "sphincter". It makes the sentences a lot funnier.

Replacement made.
 
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