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I should have posted this over 2 weeks ago but heres some stuff that happened in my first week back in this game.
I was just randomly walking around to do somthing in jueno when I got an invite from a brd. I accepted the offer because i could finally use Sharbite and I wanted to see what damage it would do in an exp party.
I got my first party with Sharkbite and this is the damage my first one did.
This is me almost single handedly Pwning a catobletas with sharkbite.
I blinked and it was dead.
Two days later I got an invite while not seeking yet again.(This seems to happen 60-80% of the time The other 40-20% of the time I'm actually lfp) I fired up my parser I downloaded months ago and brushed offf the cobwebs. This was my first time using it since i'm normally a ps2 player so I didnt get the whole report just the summary because I assumed that I Would get everything saved. Just look at the damage I did compared to everyone else and go 0.o I know that a few stats are probably off somewhere but i doubt killing a few monsters to level my npc when they had less than 500 life would affect my results over such a long party that adversely. Also no filters were on so people who werent in my party show up as well.
Beckam was the Rdm
Egila was a Rng
Matu was a war who replaced Egila
I can't remember the specifics after that.
I also changed gear immediately after wsing so distortion damage seems to not be showing up on the parser.
Experience
Start: 12:00:00 AM
Total Exp: 8154
Per Hour: 0
Per Minute: 0
Experience Chains
EXP Chain #0: 1715 - 11 times, 155.91 average.
EXP Chain #1: 2044 - 10 times, 204.4 average.
EXP Chain #2: 1609 - 9 times, 178.78 average.
EXP Chain #3: 1413 - 8 times, 176.62 average.
EXP Chain #4: 796 - 5 times, 159.2 average.
EXP Chain #5: 577 - 3 times, 192.33 average.
Khajit
Total Fights: 62
Average Damage: 1007.18
Average Percent: 46.72
Average Accuracy: 85.45
Estimated DPS:
Egila
Total Fights: 49
Average Damage: 609.16
Average Percent: 19.05
Average Accuracy: 76.51
Estimated DPS:
Drawk
Total Fights: 25
Average Damage: 885.64
Average Percent: 22.74
Average Accuracy: 75.88
Estimated DPS:
Kilan
Total Fights: 39
Average Damage: 1237.64
Average Percent: 30.89
Average Accuracy: 0
Estimated DPS:
Beckham
Total Fights: 40
Average Damage: 193.98
Average Percent: 4.09
Average Accuracy: 0.36
Estimated DPS:
The Catoblepas
Total Fights: 1
Average Damage: 7
Average Percent: 0.14
Average Accuracy: 0
Estimated DPS:
Agasi
Total Fights: 3
Average Damage: 19.33
Average Percent: 0.37
Average Accuracy: 0
Estimated DPS:
SC: Detonation
Total Fights: 15
Average Damage: 166.07
Average Percent: 4.12
Average Accuracy: 100
Estimated DPS:
SC: Distortion
Total Fights: 11
Average Damage: 147.09
Average Percent: 3.26
Average Accuracy: 100
Estimated DPS:
The Goblin's Rarab
Total Fights: 0
Average Damage: 0.00
Average Percent: 0.00
Average Accuracy: 0.00
Estimated DPS:
Catwalker
Total Fights: 1
Average Damage: 12
Average Percent: 0.27
Average Accuracy: 50
Estimated DPS:
Yogirii
Total Fights: 1
Average Damage: 7
Average Percent: 0.16
Average Accuracy: 0
Estimated DPS:
Matu
Total Fights: 23
Average Damage: 816.57
Average Percent: 22.23
Average Accuracy: 75.34
Estimated DPS:
The Goblin Rarab
Total Fights: 0
Average Damage: 0.00
Average Percent: 0.00
Average Accuracy: 0.00
Estimated DPS:
SC: Scission
Total Fights: 1
Average Damage: 36
Average Percent: 0.86
Average Accuracy: 100
Estimated DPS:
Sooo... You think all these guys are redoing thier rank 5 mission again?
After getting my boarding pass I got to TOA and the first thing I see is this adorable mithra kid. she Was so cute I had to SS her.
I found an Apprentice to teach my thieving ways to. Photobucket shrunk it and i dont have photoshop and i'm lazy so i wont resize this for a while. Basically its the quest with the kid where you look for letters.
I went over to the teahouse area and after talking with the pervy hume npc there confirmed my suspicions that kokoba hostel was a whorehouse/brothel. And Se claims this is a family game.>.>
While doing the quest for the warp ring with my ex lsmates I got a porshe as my key item.
It almost made up for the fact that those bastard Immortals jumped me and took my spleen, kidney and several of my internal organs and sold them on the black market. It took me days to get all my organs back mostly through death threats and bribing officials with money i stole from them. Damned Blue mages... I hate em already....
I discovered that Sparky the Brd Iddnt really quit he Just Helped SE with the Pup JOB.
This is for all those People that are Still camping Ve for money by selling their pins so that other people who need one cant get one.
It had a pretty nice week when I got back into this game. The low point of the week was when my freind Minima Decided he wanted to start over and deleted all his characters before I got the chance to kick his ass in ballista. He has been spouting tons of what was IMO complete and utter bullshit for months in RL about how he could fight my thf and win in ballista and he was due to be hunted down like a dog for saying that.
Oh yeah I'm also 5/5 on mysticmaker now so everyone can say lucky bastard if they want. I dont know exactly why but anything that people say has a shitty drop rate drops for me really fast. 3/10 stroper chyme 1/2 lizzy ect.
And now as the final Image to make the blm not thundaga my ass for going 5/5 I shall show a picture of a mimic that bit my head off while I was doing thf Af legs.
I was just randomly walking around to do somthing in jueno when I got an invite from a brd. I accepted the offer because i could finally use Sharbite and I wanted to see what damage it would do in an exp party.
I got my first party with Sharkbite and this is the damage my first one did.
This is me almost single handedly Pwning a catobletas with sharkbite.
I blinked and it was dead.
Two days later I got an invite while not seeking yet again.(This seems to happen 60-80% of the time The other 40-20% of the time I'm actually lfp) I fired up my parser I downloaded months ago and brushed offf the cobwebs. This was my first time using it since i'm normally a ps2 player so I didnt get the whole report just the summary because I assumed that I Would get everything saved. Just look at the damage I did compared to everyone else and go 0.o I know that a few stats are probably off somewhere but i doubt killing a few monsters to level my npc when they had less than 500 life would affect my results over such a long party that adversely. Also no filters were on so people who werent in my party show up as well.
Beckam was the Rdm
Egila was a Rng
Matu was a war who replaced Egila
I can't remember the specifics after that.
I also changed gear immediately after wsing so distortion damage seems to not be showing up on the parser.
Experience
Start: 12:00:00 AM
Total Exp: 8154
Per Hour: 0
Per Minute: 0
Experience Chains
EXP Chain #0: 1715 - 11 times, 155.91 average.
EXP Chain #1: 2044 - 10 times, 204.4 average.
EXP Chain #2: 1609 - 9 times, 178.78 average.
EXP Chain #3: 1413 - 8 times, 176.62 average.
EXP Chain #4: 796 - 5 times, 159.2 average.
EXP Chain #5: 577 - 3 times, 192.33 average.
Khajit
Total Fights: 62
Average Damage: 1007.18
Average Percent: 46.72
Average Accuracy: 85.45
Estimated DPS:
Egila
Total Fights: 49
Average Damage: 609.16
Average Percent: 19.05
Average Accuracy: 76.51
Estimated DPS:
Drawk
Total Fights: 25
Average Damage: 885.64
Average Percent: 22.74
Average Accuracy: 75.88
Estimated DPS:
Kilan
Total Fights: 39
Average Damage: 1237.64
Average Percent: 30.89
Average Accuracy: 0
Estimated DPS:
Beckham
Total Fights: 40
Average Damage: 193.98
Average Percent: 4.09
Average Accuracy: 0.36
Estimated DPS:
The Catoblepas
Total Fights: 1
Average Damage: 7
Average Percent: 0.14
Average Accuracy: 0
Estimated DPS:
Agasi
Total Fights: 3
Average Damage: 19.33
Average Percent: 0.37
Average Accuracy: 0
Estimated DPS:
SC: Detonation
Total Fights: 15
Average Damage: 166.07
Average Percent: 4.12
Average Accuracy: 100
Estimated DPS:
SC: Distortion
Total Fights: 11
Average Damage: 147.09
Average Percent: 3.26
Average Accuracy: 100
Estimated DPS:
The Goblin's Rarab
Total Fights: 0
Average Damage: 0.00
Average Percent: 0.00
Average Accuracy: 0.00
Estimated DPS:
Catwalker
Total Fights: 1
Average Damage: 12
Average Percent: 0.27
Average Accuracy: 50
Estimated DPS:
Yogirii
Total Fights: 1
Average Damage: 7
Average Percent: 0.16
Average Accuracy: 0
Estimated DPS:
Matu
Total Fights: 23
Average Damage: 816.57
Average Percent: 22.23
Average Accuracy: 75.34
Estimated DPS:
The Goblin Rarab
Total Fights: 0
Average Damage: 0.00
Average Percent: 0.00
Average Accuracy: 0.00
Estimated DPS:
SC: Scission
Total Fights: 1
Average Damage: 36
Average Percent: 0.86
Average Accuracy: 100
Estimated DPS:
Sooo... You think all these guys are redoing thier rank 5 mission again?
After getting my boarding pass I got to TOA and the first thing I see is this adorable mithra kid. she Was so cute I had to SS her.
I found an Apprentice to teach my thieving ways to. Photobucket shrunk it and i dont have photoshop and i'm lazy so i wont resize this for a while. Basically its the quest with the kid where you look for letters.
I went over to the teahouse area and after talking with the pervy hume npc there confirmed my suspicions that kokoba hostel was a whorehouse/brothel. And Se claims this is a family game.>.>
While doing the quest for the warp ring with my ex lsmates I got a porshe as my key item.
It almost made up for the fact that those bastard Immortals jumped me and took my spleen, kidney and several of my internal organs and sold them on the black market. It took me days to get all my organs back mostly through death threats and bribing officials with money i stole from them. Damned Blue mages... I hate em already....
I discovered that Sparky the Brd Iddnt really quit he Just Helped SE with the Pup JOB.
This is for all those People that are Still camping Ve for money by selling their pins so that other people who need one cant get one.
It had a pretty nice week when I got back into this game. The low point of the week was when my freind Minima Decided he wanted to start over and deleted all his characters before I got the chance to kick his ass in ballista. He has been spouting tons of what was IMO complete and utter bullshit for months in RL about how he could fight my thf and win in ballista and he was due to be hunted down like a dog for saying that.
Oh yeah I'm also 5/5 on mysticmaker now so everyone can say lucky bastard if they want. I dont know exactly why but anything that people say has a shitty drop rate drops for me really fast. 3/10 stroper chyme 1/2 lizzy ect.
And now as the final Image to make the blm not thundaga my ass for going 5/5 I shall show a picture of a mimic that bit my head off while I was doing thf Af legs.
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