If mobs could think what would they........think o.O

Lol, this is fun, I have a few :)

1) A Sniper talking to another one in Qufim:

"You know, we should really think about moving somewhere else...."

2) A Ferocious Pugs being fished by a level 50+:

"HA HA!!! Guess you were not expecting this! Now prepare to be.... oh crap!"

3)A land worm in Korroloka Tunnel, hiding when you try to pull it:

"Oh shit, here he comes my way, better hide! (10 seconds later) Pfiou, should be safe now.... fuck, still there!"

4) Any mob following the puller:

"AWW! God damn it that hurts, you are so gonna pay buddy! Here I come... (gets to camp) Oh shit, LINK!!!!!"

5) Mandy in Yuthunga Jungle, casting Flower Sleepy thing:

"Ah Oh! Trying to gang up on my now don't you. SLEEP! Ah Oh! And now I am free to bash you! Oups, woke him, let's try the other one! Ah Oh! Oups, woke him to, let's go for the healer! Ah Oh! Oups, they're all awake now, this really was'nt a good plan!"

6) Chamred sheep fighting another one:

" I am so sorry hunnie, I can't help it, please don't hate me! Oh the humanity!!!!"

7) Finally, Leaping Lizzie spawning:

"..... maybe this time I'll live more then 30 se..... oh nevermind damn it!"
 
"Is that a.....purple armor.....long sti....DRAGOON ZONE ZONE ZONE111!!!SHIFT11!!"
 
Goblin #1: ...so anyway, I was talking to... what's wrong?

*Anderithe readies sneak attack.*

Goblin #2: Oh snap! Turn around!

Goblin #1: Aww c'mon man, that isn't funny.

*Anderithe hits the goblin for )*&%&*$&( damage.*

Goblin #2: Well, I tried to warn him.

*Goblin #2 walks away.*

Sasavi: Grrrrrr...

Goblin #2: What was that?

*Lecan uses Jump on Goblin #2.*

Goblin #2: ...awwww right... wyvern... ow.

*Goblin #2 falls over with a lance through his chest.*

*Anderithe gives lecan a /salute.*
 
I believe.. these guys had it right ^^

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Behemoth : "mmm Kibbles and Bits and Bits and Bits"

King Behemoth: "Excuse me sir, do you have any Gray Poupon"

Simurgh: "I feel like chicken tonight, like chicken tonight"

Vivacious Vivian: "You're a mean one, Mr. Grinch. You reaaaally are a heeeeeeel. You're as cuddly as a cactus, you're as charming as an eel, Mr. Griiiiiinch. You're a bad banana with a, greasy black peeeeeeeel.

Suzaku: "I'm a Fire-startuh, twisted fire-startuh"

Kirin: "Now what starts with the letter C?? Cookie starts with C, lets think of other things that start with the letter C. Aww who cares about the other things. C is for cookie, thats good enough for me. C is for cookie, thats good enough for me. C is for cookie, thats good enough for me. OHH cookie cookie cookie starts with C."

Cactrot Rapido: "Istanbul was Constantinople, now its Istanbul not Constantinople. Been a long time gone, Constantinople. Now its Turkish delight, on a moonlit night. Every gal in Constantinople, lives in Istanbul not Constantinople, so if you have a date in Constantinople she'd be waiting in Istanbul."

Roc: "I am a chicken, from the kitchen, and i aint kidden, although, nothing is written"

Guivre: "Damn i got that song from Price is Right stuck in my head again."

Faust: "You spin me right round baby right round like a record baby right round round round."

The first goblin to ever visit Jeuno: "Maaake waaay, for prince aliiiii, say heeeyy its prince aliiiiii. Enter the way in the old bazaar, HEY YOU, let us through, its a bright new star. Oh come be the first on your block to meet his sire. Make way here he comes, ring bells, bang the drums. You're gonna love this guy. Prince Ali fabulous he ali-abuabua. Can you flect, show some respect, down on one knee."

Fallen Mage: "I'm happy, i'm feeling glad, i got sunshine, in a bag, i'm useless, but not for long, the future, is coming on."

Fallen Evacuee: "Finally, someone let me outta my cage, now time is nothing cause im counting no age. Nah i couldnt be there, no you shouldn't be scared, im good at repairs, and im under each snare."
*The fallen like to duet every so often*

Fetid Flesh: "Aint nobody don't ask me, im just so fresh so clean. Dont you think im so sexy, im just so fresh so clean. Aint nobody don't ask me, im just so fresh so clean. I love when you stare at me, im just so fresh so clean."

Bomb: "Sex bomb sex bomb, you're a sex bomb. You can give it to me when i need to come along. Sex bomb sex bomb, you're my sex bomb. And baby you can turn me on." *Tom Jones is funny sometimes*



so as you guys can see.... monsters in ffxi tend to think of either music all the time or cheesy commercials.
 
:D /laugh Drewtaru.. always for good times ^^
 
Veresko said:
7) Finally, Leaping Lizzie spawning:

"..... maybe this time I'll live more then 30 se..... oh nevermind damn it!"
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Possibly the best one yet.
 
Gold-Toothed Pimpberry: "You ever notice how when a Knife gets shoved into you, it tickles?"
Pierced-Nose Rottenberry: "Yeah I can't help but laugh every time!"
Gold-Toothed Pimpberry: "Kinda sick huh? I guess it's kinda fitting, we doo look like moldy Pilsbury Doughboys."
Sozu Rogberry: *laughs* "Ah shit! that almost made me drop my lantern."
Gold-Toothed Pimpberry & Pierced-Nose Rottenberry *Together*: "SOZU!"
Pierced Nose Rottonberry: "What are you doing on this end of the temple, Mr. Notorious?"
Sozu Rogberry: "Meh.. Decided to wander around, check up on the local scene, you know...."
Gold Toothed Pimpberry: "P-Nose, tell Sozu abotu that newb you owned."
Pierced-Nose Rottenberry: *giggles* "Alright get this, There's this thief ok, he's like at least about 12 levels above me, anyways, fool was just running around, and everyone else was kinda ignoring him, but i decided I was bored, and I couldn't resist, I mean you know how good it feels to get stabbed right?-"
Sozu Rogberry: "And How! I can't stop giggling when I got something pointy and sharp in me!"
Gold-Toothed Pimpberry: "Sozu, that just sounded wrong..."
All: *Laugh*
Pierced-Nose Rottenberry: "Anyways as I was saying... So I punk this fool for a little bit and I figure I was going to have to respawn in about 15 minute right? But no. Whipped out teh grudge on his ass. BAM! 2,200 Damage!"
Sozu Rogberry: "Holy shit! Who was it? That's a lot of hate!"
Pierced-Nose Rottenberry: "Some bitch Phraust. that cunt has fucked me up so many times... I was happy they finally got thiers."
Sozu Rogberry: *giggles* "Heh I fought that fool. Phraust was with a couple guys and i got owned..."
Gold-Tooth Pimpberry: "You drop your Knife?"
Sozu Rogberry: "Fuck No! That Knife is never leaving my cold dead hands."
Gold-Toothed Pimpberry: "Wanna you know... Stab me with it?"
Sozu Rogberry: "You're a sick man Pimpberry... And I gotta go. Some fool's been camping in my room for like eight hours, i think I will show up just to get his hopes up, stab him in the throat, and go to sleep. See you guys later."
 
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Eh, nevermind, not working.
 
Phraust said:
Gold-Tooth Pimpberry: "You drop your Knife?"
Sozu Rogberry: "Fuck No! That Knife is never leaving my cold dead hands."

Sozu Rogberry: "You're a sick man Pimpberry... And I gotta go. Some fool's been camping in my room for like eight hours, i think I will show up just to get his hopes up, stab him in the throat, and go to sleep. See you guys later."
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You could have saved yourself the trouble and just typed these two lines, lol
 
Phraust said:
Gold-Toothed Pimpberry: "You ever notice how when a Knife gets shoved into you, it tickles?"
Pierced-Nose Rottenberry: "Yeah I can't help but laugh every time!"
Gold-Toothed Pimpberry: "Kinda sick huh? I guess it's kinda fitting, we doo look like moldy Pilsbury Doughboys."
Sozu Rogberry: *laughs* "Ah shit! that almost made me drop my lantern."
Gold-Toothed Pimpberry & Pierced-Nose Rottenberry *Together*: "SOZU!"
Pierced Nose Rottonberry: "What are you doing on this end of the temple, Mr. Notorious?"
Sozu Rogberry: "Meh.. Decided to wander around, check up on the local scene, you know...."
Gold Toothed Pimpberry: "P-Nose, tell Sozu abotu that newb you owned."
Pierced-Nose Rottenberry: *giggles* "Alright get this, There's this thief ok, he's like at least about 12 levels above me, anyways, fool was just running around, and everyone else was kinda ignoring him, but i decided I was bored, and I couldn't resist, I mean you know how good it feels to get stabbed right?-"
Sozu Rogberry: "And How! I can't stop giggling when I got something pointy and sharp in me!"
Gold-Toothed Pimpberry: "Sozu, that just sounded wrong..."
All: *Laugh*
Pierced-Nose Rottenberry: "Anyways as I was saying... So I punk this fool for a little bit and I figure I was going to have to respawn in about 15 minute right? But no. Whipped out teh grudge on his ass. BAM! 2,200 Damage!"
Sozu Rogberry: "Holy shit! Who was it? That's a lot of hate!"
Pierced-Nose Rottenberry: "Some bitch Phraust. that cunt has fucked me up so many times... I was happy they finally got thiers."
Sozu Rogberry: *giggles* "Heh I fought that fool. Phraust was with a couple guys and i got owned..."
Gold-Tooth Pimpberry: "You drop your Knife?"
Sozu Rogberry: "Fuck No! That Knife is never leaving my cold dead hands."
Gold-Toothed Pimpberry: "Wanna you know... Stab me with it?"
Sozu Rogberry: "You're a sick man Pimpberry... And I gotta go. Some fool's been camping in my room for like eight hours, i think I will show up just to get his hopes up, stab him in the throat, and go to sleep. See you guys later."
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haha i like that
 
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