If you had to pick...

Blackchaoshero

Blackchaoshero

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A friend of mine always has odd questions of those hypothetical "what would you pick" questions. today he asked me "Would you rather be killed by a lion or an axe murderer?" I of course said Lion, It's the much manlier way to go.

If you could set the circumstances of your death, what would be your ultimate death? would it be something funny? Ironic?

I'd probably go with being pushed out of an airplane. Time to make ammends with your god, Think about your life, scream, cry, enjoy the falling sensation scream more and a death virtually painless because of how fast it happens.
 
When I die I want to take my friends with me. Including you, DD. :D
 
I think I'd prefer something nerdy, battleaxe / claymore to the heart in the midst of fending off zombie hordes. Protecting all the hot babes who rest their bosoms on my body as I take my last breath.

Airplane is peaceful though. Get a hell of a good feeling on your way down, and the demise would be quick and painless.
 
Crushed to death in a killer whale tank
 
drown in Irn Bru
 
Choking and Suffocation in a bathtub of A1 sauce...

There used to be a "manliest way to die" website, complete with pictures...

I think one of them was killing yourself with a spoon, and not by choking on it or gauging your eyes out, but by cutting your head open spoonful by spoonful.
 
*waits for someone to say "Being hung while your orgasm is at climax"*
 
how about peircing your head with a coke bottle cap... i know you guys have seen those warnings when opening a bottle >.>
 
Taking a shit so massive, that when it leaves my body, I die of shock.

It's possible, hand to god.
 
Shyrra said:
Taking a shit so massive, that when it leaves my body, I die of shock.

It's possible, hand to god.
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I almost had one of those tonight. As the last couple inches of it slipped out my poop chute, it felt like it tore a hole in... well, in my hole. I was gasping in pain for a good 20 seconds.
 
CmdrFly said:
I almost had one of those tonight. As the last couple inches of it slipped out my poop chute, it felt like it tore a hole in... well, in my hole. I was gasping in pain for a good 20 seconds.
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lol, nice

grats, btw XD
 
Blackchaoshero said:
A friend of mine always has odd questions of those hypothetical "what would you pick" questions. today he asked me "Would you rather be killed by a lion or an axe murderer?" I of course said Lion, It's the much manlier way to go.

If you could set the circumstances of your death, what would be your ultimate death? would it be something funny? Ironic?

I'd probably go with being pushed out of an airplane. Time to make ammends with your god, Think about your life, scream, cry, enjoy the falling sensation scream more and a death virtually painless because of how fast it happens.
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Lion is the obvious choice. Why? Because Whenever you see a lion, you always have the option of getting into the car.
 
Epic sword fight ending in a simultaneous kill-shot for both of us, most likely taking place in a mall foodcourt.
 
Suppuku the true manly way to die :P
 
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