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Chuash

Chuash

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Anybody ever notice that the illegal stuff you can't buy or have in a certain state or country... it is always the "fun" stuff.

I was looking for crap to buy to have fun... and the stuff that I was interested in was illegal where I live.. lol

Well.. like I give a shit, I'm buying it
 
Absinthe isn't illegal, making it yourself is.
 
Westyle said:
Absinthe isn't illegal, making it yourself is.
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In most countries in Europe it is. Making it is illegal anywhere.
 
Westyle said:
Absinthe isn't illegal, making it yourself is.
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I'm pretty sure in the US it's illegal in general. The bottle I got was brought back on a plane from Spain by one of my friend's sisters. Seriously though, don't even bother with it. At least... unless the bottle we tried was junk stuff. I heard there's a huge gap in price between expensive and cheap absinthe.
 
Watch Eurotrip. It gives a somewhat distorted view of what the Green Fairy is supposed to be/do. And also where you didn't park your car.
 
Firestreak said:
I'm pretty sure in the US it's illegal in general. The bottle I got was brought back on a plane from Spain by one of my friend's sisters. Seriously though, don't even bother with it. At least... unless the bottle we tried was junk stuff. I heard there's a huge gap in price between expensive and cheap absinthe.
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it was illegal but in recent years it's not anymore.
 
weed :P

but besides that I was looking at these $10 things... ninjutsu gear.. XD its those claws that help you climb things... I didn't buy it cause all the sites were saying "You can climb trees and scale wood fortresses" lmao..

who the fuck here has a wood fortresses.. if I didnt' look around more cause the first site I saw said I could scale any type of wall
 
Mitch Hedberg said:
I was in Ireland. I got to drink absinthe in Ireland. Absinthe is a liquor that they outlaw. It's supposed to make you trip hallucinogenically. So I got excited because I like to hallucinate. So I started drinking lots of shots of it. But really it's just a liquor, so really I was just getting fucked up. I wasn't even remotely tripping. After 10 shots, I fell to the ground. I was trying to force the trip. "Why is the floor as low as I can go?" I was just faking it, you know.
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I trust his opinion.
 
Elemmire said:
my dad has a bottle of that stuff :P it's STRONG!! and I was outta it in a very short time XD
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Yes I know. :P


And it is illegal, depending on where in the world you are. I'm in the U.S. so I suggested it, because it's a kick ass good fucking time.

I also suggested it because of the myth about it. People go to lengths to make something of it, but really it's just the coolest booze you'll ever get your hands on.
 
[QUOTE = Wikipedia] "Absinthe makes you crazy and criminal, provokes epilepsy and tuberculosis, and has killed thousands of French people. It makes a ferocious beast of man, a martyr of woman, and a degenerate of the infant, it disorganizes and ruins the family and menaces the future of the country [/QUOTE]

Hmmm where have i heard this before....oh yeah, POT
I find it funny how there will always be the same message for the scapegoat of society.
 
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Wikipedia said:
It is once again legal to produce and sell absinthe in practically every country where alcohol is legal, the major exception being the United States. It is not, however, illegal to possess or consume absinthe in the United States.
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Plus they had an alcohol expert on Attack of the Show that brought absinthe with him. They drank it on air and the guy stated that it's not illegal.
 
I guess that brings us back to cheesy poofs once again. Why do we even try to dethrone them?
 
Chuash said:
weed :P

but besides that I was looking at these $10 things... ninjutsu gear.. XD its those claws that help you climb things... I didn't buy it cause all the sites were saying "You can climb trees and scale wood fortresses" lmao..

who the fuck here has a wood fortresses.. if I didnt' look around more cause the first site I saw said I could scale any type of wall
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I'd build my own wood fortress and scale it if I had a set.
 
Eww, I'm not touching anything made from "wormwood". >_>
 
Bluefrost said:
Eww, I'm not touching anything made from "wormwood". >_>
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The absinth they make today normally doesn't contain Wormwood, since that's what causes hallucination.

So one can say its fake absinth.

But yeah.

absinth with wormwood is pretty much illegal everywhere, probably because its considered a "drug" or something.
 
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You can get thujone-containing absinthe shipped in from several diffrent countries, but there are very few places where it is legal to buy and consume. Brazil and Russia spring to mind, there are some others.
 
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