Insanity incarnate.

Winklewil

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http://crazytelemarketer.ytmnd.com/

This link is technically to a YTMND, but it's not much of one. The actual MP3 file is what you should be interested in listening to, and give yourself some much-needed entertainment ... listen to the whole thing. It starts kind of slowly, but explodes with nuclear force as it wears on.

This woman obviously needs medication, and that's not an exaggeration meant as humor. She goes all kinds of overboard.
 
I read teh name of this thread and thought my mom did something.....

Well that was some funny shit though.
 
I like how through the whole thing, the guy keeps very calm, cool, and controlled. "Deaths because of calls"? What the shit? I like how she calls him "a terrorist" and "a rapist". I want to meet this lady :D.
EDIT: I missed like a chunk of it and don't want to listen to it agian. My bro is having a party and some girls wanted to 'meet' me, which was just wondering if I was his brother. Wheej.
 
wtf? (insters random words)
 
And if I was to kill her, I would be the one to go to jail.
 
lol

guy: A rapist that's a pretty hard accusation?
woman: blah blabh blah scream scream "and you're saying you're not comparing yourself to a rapist?!"

I like how he later laughed and said "I really do hope you play this tape in court sometime mam"
 
:shock: Believe it or not some callers are crazy like that. I work for a call center, and I've had some weirded out callers who would ask for certain things in a very irrational manner.

Example: Some people would call expecting for you to fix an issue on their laptop while they are "driving" their car home. Mind you their laptop is in the car-trunk sealed in their bag, and they get pissy because you can't fix it right then and there.

On top of that, it doesn't help when they are unable to explain the issue clearly because they do not have the laptop in front of them.

You basically have to break it down to them that nothing cannot be done without actually troubleshooting the issue. The only best thing you can do is give suggestions to cool off a user, and hope they actually do it. Some people can be pretty unrealistic.

Seriously they think we technicians are computer WHMs. We're not able to cast Raise III on your computer?!?! (>.>)

As for the recording just posted:
If someone like that ever called, and if she was an employee; I'd have her reported to our ethics group immediately, and then have her fired. :-D

I understand that a user gets lee-way to express themselves freely over the phone but eventually there is a fine border line that cannot be crossed by user or representative.

Plain and simple...its very unprofessional and unethical if that person was an employee. You can clearly see the threats this lady was making. By law, anyone threating to do something to you can be held accountable.

Now although this wasn't engaged within a company/helpdesk; instead it was a tele-marketer with a consumer, that does give more lee-way of the what you can do and shouldn't do from the caller's side.

If that phone support guy wanted to, he could take that old raunchy lady to court for threats she made against him.

As for the old lady, obviously she is not aware of the "do not call" list.
Just sign up, and its over with. You'll rarely get a call, and if you do just don't pick up. 9/10 times a telemarketer will just hang up if they see a pattern as supposed to leaving you a message.

A caller ID can help too. Most of the time, tele-marketing companies come up as: UNAVAILABLE when calling. Just ignore it. Sheesh. :-D
 
Something I used to do when I was younger when I recieved tele-marketings was to leave them weird messages.

One time, some roofing company called my house requesting for a name, and short-detailed message to see if we were interested in their services.
At the time when they called, I was playing Turok for the N64.
I could not fight the tempation, so when I heard the bleep...I raised the volume high on the tv, I stated a fake name, and shot my chain gun while yelling in the background. People hearing the message laterwards must've been like, "WTF?!" :shock:

They never called back I think.

Another time I decieved Toys R Us just so I can get a free shirt from a marketer for credit cards. I was in college, and couldn't resist a FREE shirt.

The lady said, just put your names on the forms and you'll get a free shirt. And so I did... :-D

Name: John Cummington
Address: 69 Long Drive Apt. 03 - Unknown City, NJ 069690
Phone: 1-800-696-6969
Comments: Wanna ride my Giraffe?

Till this day, I wonder if the lady read it.
Or what her boss might have thought; :-D

I was young, and bored. :-D
Gotta have fun sometimes ya know.
 
oy geeze lol >.<

EMT lady lol....EMT for god's sakes.
She's an extreme example of how EMTs can go down the road >.>
She's swearing and accusing this guy of being so many things and yet she's being very verbally abusive.

"My house was just broken into....I was just abused..."
um...ok...by a phone call?

lmao
 
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