Insomnia

Maybe that'll do the trick >_> Otherwise... B.O.B.

LOL Tristam thought I was crazy the first time I mentioned B.O.B to him. he was telling me it stood for something else (Maybe some Linux term? idk).

When I have trouble sleeping I generally read, draw, or do some exercise. I hope that you find a remedy to your insomnia.
 
Morwen was uncomfortable saying something? Hi Hell! What is that? It's a little cold today? Strange...

It's easy, watch. PLAY WITH YOUR VAGINA TIL YOU ARE TIRED!

Over the edge?
 
LOL

For ONCE I attempt a good stab at forum ettiquette and say something candidly and now I catch shit for it. I figured lurid detail wouldn't exactly be helpful to her problem so I decided to behave.

Christonstilts
 
lol You should have known better!

OH, DON'T FORGET TO PLAY WITH YOUR NIPPLES TOO!!
 
I hate to be the bearer of bad news, but this isn't insomnia. This is just a messed up sleep schedule. Best way to fix it is to pull an all nighter and go to sleep at a decent hour the next night.

Exactly. Insomnia is when you cant fall asleep hardly at all, and when you do youre up within an hour or so. What you might have is DSPS: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Delayed_sleep_phase_syndrome. I think i have this to an extent as well. I couldn't fall asleep before 12 even if you shot me with a fucking elephant tranq. Unless i do like what make said. Whenever i need to throw my sleep schedule into going to bed early i just pull and all nighter and goto bed around 9-10ish the next day. You need to be able to stay up that long though because if you cant make it and fall asleep at like 1pm itll mess you up even more. I suggest several red bulls and a 24 pack of MD (helped me stay up for like 44 hours or something one time, almost had the 2 days).
 
It makes me sad to see so many people take light of such a serious illness.

People in Minnesota are the only people that really understand Insomnia, because we have to stay up all night and shovel 7-8 months a year.
 
MiDol? lol

Yeah, because I take midol all the fucking time...

But no, Mountain Dew.

Do the Dew.

It makes me sad to see so many people take light of such a serious illness.

People in Minnesota are the only people that really understand Insomnia, because we have to stay up all night and shovel 7-8 months a year.

Its sad because its true. In case you didn't know, today is Wednesday April 16th and I still have snow in my yard, not much, but its there none the less. IN FUCKING MID-APRIL. I was playing Lacrosse in ankle deep snow last week ffs. I think our new state slogan should be 'Minnesota, were hardcore.'

So there you go Realia, if you're having a tough time sleeping just think "Hey, at least I'm not out shoveling snow" and you should be all set.
 
If I can't sleep I just rub one out then night night, or drink a glass of merlot right before you go to bed. Hell do both that should knock you out, works like a charm for me.
 
Hmm..
I'm not Minnesotan, might not understand insomnia either....

But I've been getting like 1-2, maybe 3 if I'm lucky, hours of sleep per night for a month.

That insomnia, or bad sleep?



Wow though, this forum has alot of bad sleepers...
 
We are gamers. Gamers don't sleep. That wouldn't be insomnia though.
 
Just pull a Myrrh, have a fapathon before you go to sleep.

Take 3 excedrin PM and try to masturbate before you fall asleep. It's a great game, you win either way.
 
Just pull a Myrrh, have a fapathon before you go to sleep.

Take 3 excedrin PM and try to masturbate before you fall asleep. It's a great game, you win either way.

That sounds kinda dangerous >>;;;
 
I've been having this weird problem ever since football where I walk up periodically through the night. I usually fall asleep at like 12, and wake up at 2, and 5:30.
 
Yes I realize it's not 'true' insomnia because I actually do sleep and I do understand the severity of it. I'm not talking lightly of insomnia, I guess because the term is used so often I forget myself and use it as well even though I know it's not used correctly. Just like anti-social, it's never used correctly either.
Spoiler:
Anti-social disorder, for those that don't know, is a mental disorder that causes people to be deceitful, non-conforming to a social environment, impulsive, aggressive, reckless towards themselves and others, is consistently irresponsible, and has a lack or remorse.

And thank you all for the advise, I will definitely try some of these methods to get my regular sleeping schedule back on track.
 
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