Internet or sex, which would you choose?

sex > internet
 
Xzerper said:
Internet ONRY.

Sex nothx.
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Now that's just sad. The question should cause at least some mild debate. If it doesn't, the question doesn't really apply to you.
 
The fact that there is even anyone saying "I'd much rather have the internet than sex" makes me worry for the human race. Granted we don't have a population problem, but we do have a 'angry' problem. More fucking (with proper protection and birth control) would solve that whole 'anger' problem, methinks.
 
They're only talking about giving up sex for two weeks. If all these people were talking about taking lifetime vows of celibacy in order to access YouTube or IMDb, I could see the problem. Plus we have schools drumming it into kids' heads that they should go a hell of a lot longer than two weeks without sex so they can give their virginity away like a prize.

Of course, I worry about the people who use the Internet to find sexual partners. They're the ones who really get stuck. "But... but if I can't use Craiglist, I'm giving up sex by default! No fair!"
 
Two weeks. Eternity. Either way folks should have some kind of decision to make. To walk up to any question and answer "ONRY" to one choice and "nothx" to another says you're not remotely on the wall about it. Being that sex and the internet are both things people enjoy, there should be some sort of contest in the minds of those answering to make a decision between one and the other. I made my choice, but can understand either I suppose. But this question is just that...A question. When the result is a definitive "ONRY/nothx", it's clear that the person answering didn't face a question to begin with, and thus, has no place participating.
 
Morwen said:
The fact that there is even anyone saying "I'd much rather have the internet than sex" makes me worry for the human race. Granted we don't have a population problem, but we do have a 'angry' problem. More fucking (with proper protection and birth control) would solve that whole 'anger' problem, methinks.
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I agree that sex with proper protection and birth control would help with the anger problem. Unexpected babies or STDs wouldn't help with the anger management. :biggrin:

I can see people easily giving up one over the other being that the time that the question given was only two weeks. Some people might answer differently if it was a year or more. I agree with Sneakypants that it would take some thought about which one to choose but some people surveyed might have answered really quick themselves. It would have been nice to see what types of jobs these people had and if they were in a serious relationship or not. Evidently they asked them some questions about how they use the internet since they included data that stated that most said the internet saved them money.
 
If I were in a room full of men, or say...deployed overseas with a Band of Brothers, and given the option? Give me my Interwebs please.

But in general, in the same house as my hot wife, I'll take the sex.
 
Morwen said:
The fact that there is even anyone saying "I'd much rather have the internet than sex" makes me worry for the human race. Granted we don't have a population problem, but we do have a 'angry' problem. More fucking (with proper protection and birth control) would solve that whole 'anger' problem, methinks.
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Responding to the bolded.

Not me, it takes a person who values indirect human contact over direct human contact out of the genepool. One less conspiracy theorist/basement dweller is always a bonus when it comes to furthering human evolution.

sex > internet
 
Ive figured it out.. 46% of woman that give up sex for internet... something tells me A)There fat B)There ugly or C)Guys dont wana go near them...
 
Novolo said:
Ive figured it out.. 46% of woman that give up sex for internet... something tells me A)There fat B)There ugly or C)Guys dont wana go near them...
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Or their options for men are pretty shitty.
 
Novolo said:
Ive figured it out.. 46% of woman that give up sex for internet... something tells me A)There fat B)There ugly or C)Guys dont wana go near them...
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I would say it is probably because they have never had good sex.
 
Novolo said:
Ive figured it out.. 46% of woman that give up sex for internet... something tells me A)There fat B)There ugly or C)Guys dont wana go near them...
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Maybe they just want a well spoken fellah to whip out his 9" dick, take em' out back and screw em', saying, "They're?!?! Right they're?!?!"...And then cuddle.
 
Sneakypants said:
Maybe they just want a well spoken fellah to whip out his 9" dick, take em' out back and screw em', saying, "They're?!?! Right they're?!?!"...And then cuddle.
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And this is why you f'ing rock. lol :biggrin:
 
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:nyam:
 
Haha, no I don't think.

You're not playing the game right...
 
depends, if i chose sex for 2 weeks i better have a different chick every day of those two weeks, if i chose internet i would be able to choose a different chick every moment i felt the need on the local fap pages.
Then again, im not really a sex fiend so...internet.
 
Mirewen said:
9"? Kinda small don'tcha think?

Maybe THAT'S why!
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Mire uses baseball bats as toys. That or she can't feel anything else...
 
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