Internet or sex, which would you choose?

Imagine like... Jenna Jameson in a world where 9" was the average. She could fit a whole battleship up there.


I'm pretty sure she's already sunk a few battleships .. SWOOSH >.>
 
It could be 9" long, but if the girth is only 1", I can't imagine it being that bad. Now if we're talking about 5", that's a hole different story.
 
It could be 9" long, but if the girth is only 1", I can't imagine it being that bad. Now if we're talking about 5", that's a hole different story.

No pun intended.
 
I was thinking the same exact thing.... stop reading my mind!!!

I'm not reading your mind. You from the future came back and told me what she thought at this time.
 
So, Mire = Donkey, and Cheeba = Raccoon?
 
I'm not the donkey, I'd rather call him a stallion.

I'd call Cheebs a lynx.

rawr :nyam:
 
I was more so referring to the size of your fun place.
 
Nice that you speculate that about me given my boyfriends size. A mans size does not effect a womans size. Thanks though. Maybe you need to buy a http://www.x4extender.net/ and get over your jealousy issues.
 
I'm not jealous or anything. It was a joke at how you and cheeba were going back and forth about size.
 
So you went with Donkey and Raccoon?

Couldn't have said Gazelle and Mink?

Why not just say Clydesdale and Ferret ._.
 
Your mom seems funnier. That's right, I went there.
 
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