Internet or sex, which would you choose?

really.. we'd adapt .. is this the whole evolution thing?

The fact is men come different sizes as do women. Each will fit another just perfectly.


For me 9" = OUCH k thankx

reminds me of my last girlfriend. She was a tad on the small side... not quite deep enough for me. >_> When she yelped from pain the first time I was mortified D=
 
I feel like this is heading toward a "my package is soooooo big" thread. XD

How did we get here from internet vs. sexin? lol
 
My package is so big I made Mirewen, Morcheeba, and Zyndara feel disappointed and unsatisfied from here.
 
Myrrh is like UPS when it comes to sex... he always delievers
 
Myrrh is like UPS when it comes to sex... he always delievers

What can brown do for you?

Honestly I can't see any circumstance where I'd pick the internet over sex. Unless I was in traction or something.
 
I feel like this is heading toward a "my package is soooooo big" thread. XD

How did we get here from internet vs. sexin? lol

Not really bragging about my package, it's above average but certainly not comparable to any xboxes or anything.

More amused about the tiny female concept.
 
Not really bragging about my package, it's above average but certainly not comparable to any xboxes or anything.

More amused about the tiny female concept.

Hey now - tiny women have tiny proportions :/ We can't help it!
 
I've made it for about 23 years, minus about 30 minutes. Two weeks is a drop in the bucket.
 
Hey now - tiny women have tiny proportions :/ We can't help it!

I wasn't complaining either :] Having to hold back = ego boost
 
I wasn't complaining either :] Having to hold back = ego boost

I've never had anyone complain either, except my doctor (for physicals, you sickos).
 
I've never had anyone complain either, except my doctor (for physicals, you sickos).

Pfft. we all know what you REALLY do when you visit your ob-gyn! I'm onto you!
 
"Crank me open faster doc!"
 
I think most of you don't even realize how short two weeks are, much less realize exactly how much sex they get within those two weeks. Unless you're a crazy nymphomaniac, in a two week period, you more than likely will get more entertainment out of the internet easily than sex. Parts hurt after a while if you do it too much consecutively. The worst that would happen using the internet too much consecutively is you'd get bored. But remember, the internet isn't just web browsing. It's shopping, chatting, gaming, video download/streaming. It offers a lot to do, and guaranteed that no matter how you're feeling, theres always something you'd find you'd like to do on the net. Sex, you're either in the mood for it or not. If you're not, well, that's just wasting time of your two weeks. And, again, unless you're a crazy nymphomaniac, everyones going to not utilize the full two weeks for sex. For the sake of the idea behind choosing between Net or Sex, they're comparing two forms of entertainment, and as for the best bang for your buck(hurr hurr,) the internet wins.

tl;dr version: Internet can appease more senses and moods for a lot longer than sex can.

That in no way counts as my answer.
 
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