Internet or sex, which would you choose?

Skaw said:
I think most of you don't even realize how short two weeks are, much less realize exactly how much sex they get within those two weeks. Unless you're a crazy nymphomaniac, in a two week period, you more than likely will get more entertainment out of the internet easily than sex. Parts hurt after a while if you do it too much consecutively. The worst that would happen using the internet too much consecutively is you'd get bored. But remember, the internet isn't just web browsing. It's shopping, chatting, gaming, video download/streaming. It offers a lot to do, and guaranteed that no matter how you're feeling, theres always something you'd find you'd like to do on the net. Sex, you're either in the mood for it or not. If you're not, well, that's just wasting time of your two weeks. And, again, unless you're a crazy nymphomaniac, everyones going to not utilize the full two weeks for sex. For the sake of the idea behind choosing between Net or Sex, they're comparing two forms of entertainment, and as for the best bang for your buck(hurr hurr,) the internet wins.

tl;dr version: Internet can appease more senses and moods for a lot longer than sex can.
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To me, it would be worth giving up internet for two weeks because it isn't my main form of entertainment. I can shop, pay bills, and play video games offline. I can call friends with my phone. I can go rent a video or just watch the many movies that I have on DVD. While at work I could find other ways to amuse myself at work like bring a book or chat with my coworkers. For sex I can get some intimate alone time with my hubby. He knows about the joys of foreplay so I wouldn't necessarily get my privates raw too quickly. Like you said it's only for two weeks. I think that I could survive without internet for that long but I need my Tristam. I might be a nympho but hey it works for me.

I think it really depends on if you have an active sex life and how much you use the internet as your main form of entertainment. As we can tell everyone has different views on it.
 
Stine said:
To me, it would be worth giving up internet for two weeks because it isn't my main form of entertainment. I can shop, pay bills, and play video games offline. I can call friends with my phone. I can go rent a video or just watch the many movies that I have on DVD. While at work I could find other ways to amuse myself at work like bring a book or chat with my coworkers.
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While I agree with Skaw as to why the Internet is so great, ultimately it is for reasons such as the above that I would give up the web. Basically, this is what I was getting as with my first post on page one. The net provides another means to get things done, sure, but you're not getting sex unless you're having sex. There's no new convenient way to have sex. And nearly everything that can be done on the net can be done without the net, using alternate, and often superior means. Alternate sex...It's called not gettin' any.
 
Depends which head is doing the thinking at that moment.
But the internet would save me more money :awesome:
 
Zephayra said:
Hey now - tiny women have tiny proportions :/ We can't help it!
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Exactly.. can't help if I'm sensitive >.> a delicate flower on the inside and a thorny rose on the out.. er something. Getting hurt often results in bladder infections or worse.. no thanks. Size matters.. that doesn't mean the bigger the better.
 
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