Don't worry guys, I'll handle this one.
Ladies and gentlemen of this
supposed Flameboard, Isotope would certainly want you to believe that he got Eleibfrid and Sneakypants removed as mods. And they make a good case. Hell, I almost felt pity myself! But, ladies and gentlemen of this supposed Flameboard, I have one final thing I want you to consider. Ladies and gentlemen, this is Chewbacca. Chewbacca is a Wookiee from the planet Kashyyyk. But Chewbacca lives on the planet Endor. Now think about it; that does not make sense!
Why would a Wookiee, an eight-foot tall Wookiee, want to live on Endor, with a bunch of two-foot tall Ewoks? That does not make sense! But more important, you have to ask yourself: What does this have to do with this case? Nothing. Ladies and gentlemen, it has nothing to do with this case! It does not make sense! Look at me. I'm a flamer defending Eleibfrid and Sneakypants, and I'm talkin' about Chewbacca! Does that make sense? Ladies and gentlemen, I am not making any sense! None of this makes sense! And so you have to remember, when you're in this Flamboard deliberatin' and conjugatin' the Emancipation Proclamation, does it make sense? No! Ladies and gentlemen of this supposed Flameboard, it does not make sense! If Chewbacca lives on Endor, you must acquit!
Here, look at the monkey. Look at the silly monkey: