...it stings when i pee... OMG! mt MT!!!

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Rorschach

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Well since a good number of us are having problems getting on the server, I wanted to start a topic that everyone can have fun with^^.

What is the funniest thing that you mt'd to either heard or made?

The funniest one I made the mistake of doing was:

"Wow I've never seen so much cock meat." (when i was farming for cockatrice meat in Onzozo my LS got a nice laugh out of it^^; )

So what have you seen, or said accidently that wasnt ment for someone else?
 
I MT a lot :x and their always usually embarassing or gross.
 
Don't have a screenshot of this one, but it was in a small group doing the new year's goblin vs moogle event, went something like this:

<Phraust> BUTT SEX!!!
<Phraust> mt
 
everyone in the LS was talking about how weird cybering is..

<Jinnai> Yeah.. I don't understand how a guy could just walk up to a random mithra and say
Jinnai : Hey, i'll give you 2k if you cyber with me
Jinnai : MT!


I was on the boat to Mhaura... everyone on the boat could hear it x.x;
 
I remember there was this one person who was acting noobish and I was talking to a pt member about it when it ended up becoming

/sh <name here> is such a noob! god
 
Long ago when XP parties still happened in Buburimu Peninsula I had the misfortune of ending up with a PLD who constantly complained that we were only getting 175 xp per fight. I called the PLD a whiney little bitch and mt'ed it into /p instead of /l.

Oddly enough the party got better after that. Or maybe it just seemed like it because the PLD stopped whining.
 
I remember someone MTing their phone number on to LS. *won't name names*

MTs I've recieved :

(person) I'd love to fuck you! I mean.. marry you! =P
(party) o.o
(person) OMG MT ><

(person) I wish this blm could mb.. he can't mb for shit.
(person) omg I'm so sorry mt ; ;
(blm) fuck you dude.

>>Person : Meet up in Jeuno. We're going to head to {place} and try that exp out.
Person>> I love you so much. I can't wait to meet you IRL. I have ideas for us. ;)
Person>> mt >< >.>;
>>Person : o.o;;

and many more.. I'll see if I can find/remember them...

MTs I've sent :

<Atrbiohazard> So yea.. "name" is an awesome "job" but "name2"'s not very good from my experiences..
<Atrbiohazard> mt ._.;
<name2> -. -

(Atrbiohazard) OMFG if this guy doesn't listen, I'mma leave. It dun take 2 freakin hours.
(Atrbiohazard) mt ._.;
(person) I'm trying damn it!

[this was during an arguement with a friend and one of the snobby party members were writing me] :

>>Name : Seriously. You should hear yourself right now. You're acting like the biggest asshat I've ever met.
>>Name : mt ._.; That was supposed to go to a friend I'm having an arguement with.. ; ;
Name>> Fuck you. You don't know shit. You're a noob. Stupid cunt. I don't give a damn what you think about
Name>> me or my fuckin attitude. You must be 7. God you're an idiot.
Name>> Oh.. I'm sorry. I thought you meant that towards me.
>>Name : No......but at least I know what you think about me now -.-
*Atr gets kicked from party*

I'll probably find more later...or do more.. or recieve more.. >.>

Skc's good at mting me juicy stuff so I'll more than likely get more :P
 
I was joking with a friend about something over /tell in lower J by the AH:

Friend>> Hey, have you heard of a site called Real Ultimate Power?
Me>> Yeah, its pretty funny. When I read it through, it got me so pumped up I flipped out and killed everyone in the room with my little finger/
Friend>> lol
Me (in /s) Then I wailed on my guitar in front of a load of naked chicks.
ALL OF LOWER J: o.O, OMG, wtf?

Hehehe, if you've ever been to realultimatepower.com you'll probably get what I was making fun of.
 
my worst mt was in a lvl like.. 15 pt in the dunes. i was i think my samurai, and it literally took the laeder about 45 minutes to set up the pt. so i MT'd something along the lines of this to the pt instead of LS

'I dont know when im gunna get done here, this damn horrible leader is taking forever and a day, i hate the dunes for tihs single reason'

i felt so horribly bad >< i asked to be forgiven like 50 times and i said i would stay until the leader got 2 or 3 levels. I ended up adding the person to my f-list and i still help him out from time to time XP
 
This one isn't too bad, but it was funny anyway.

One time I was sitting with my friend's party in Lower Delk's Tower, and I noticed the tank was taking a TON of damage. I did a /sea <t> on everyone in the party (and the 2-3 people powerleveling them). Turns out the Ninja wasn't using Utsusemi, and I think his search comment said something about it, too. So I was talking to my friend through /t <t>... you can see where that went.

/t <t> (thinking it was my friend) Your ninja is level 24 and doesn't have Utsusemi:Ichi yet?!
I get a response NOT from my friend, but from the ninja I'm making fun of: Yeah, I'm gonna do the quest at 25, but it's okay because I have 2 PLs.
:oops:

Just a side note, the PLs sucked, too. They let the party die, a PLD and RDM both in full AF can't keep a lvl 23-24 party alive on goblins and giants. :roll:


I would've felt bad about it if ninjas weren't expected to have Utsu:Ichi at least 10 levels before.
 
Friend /tell >> Falsey: yea so shes real stupid and i dont like her anymore, i need a new gf

Falsey(in party chat): yea stupid whore
Party: WTF dude shes trying her best(talking about WHM) :lol:
 
(Member1) SILENCE COCKMONGER
(Member2) {Um...} hope that was a mt
(Me) *silences immediately!*
(Member1) mt...lol
 
I'm not gonna give out any names because I don't know if this person might start to play the game again sometime but this was so funny. I was in jeuno talking with some peps and all of a sudden one of those I was talking to wrote something like this (She didn't type in English).

"I had so much fun last night the only bad thing is that I can barely walk now."

I think my answer was "o.O" and she was like "OMG MT!!!!!! ; ;... Please don't tell anyone."

Man It was fun to tease her about that, I laughed sooo hard XD
 
SlizenDize said:
I'm not gonna give out any names because I don't know if this person might start to play the game again sometime but this was so funny. I was in jeuno talking with some peps and all of a sudden one of those I was talking to wrote something like this (She didn't type in English).

"I had so much fun last night the only bad thing is that I can barely walk now."

I think my answer was "o.O" and she was like "OMG MT!!!!!! ; ;... Please don't tell anyone."

Man It was fun to tease her about that, I laughed sooo hard XD
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"She didn't type in english" Hmmm, I think I might know that person ^^;
 
In Valkrum and i Said This pt is sucks there all noobs in /p not /ls :oops: :oops:
 
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