--->Camera fades into a Red Light flashing in circles and a loud <Call1> going off in the background
<Over the Base Intercom System>
All Rangers to your Battle Stations. This is not a Test
All Rangers to your Battle Stations. I repeat this is not a Test
--->Camera pans out to the Ranger sleep quarters and you see AF Socks and AF Boots being thrown on and Bows and guns being strung over their backs and slide into their holsters. (all you hear are leather boots running down the hallway with a light swooshing noise)
<Over the Base Intercom System>
All Rangers to your Battle Stations. This is not a Test
All Rangers to your Battle Stations. I repeat this is not a Test
Ranger Joe slides into his assigned spot and nearly knocks down his partner Ranger Larry who is peering out into the dark gloomly night.
Ranger Joe: says 'What is it that Damn TaruTaru God again..... last time I completly owned him with one EES ! He grabbed his Scythe and ran home to his Mommie. "
Both Rangers : lol u roxs !!!!
Ranger Larry : /grins evily 'I have not clue what it is but with all the Rangers up and on alert nothing can hope to survive. I took out an Easy Prey Savanna Rarab the other day with Sidewinder for over 1.5k damage"
Ranger Joe : /looks over at Ranger Larry and says 'Where is your Armor at ? Are you just going to fight in your AF Boots and Socks ???"
Ranger Larry : 'Yep I have Utsusemi: Ichi. Who ever is out there can't touch me."
Both Rangers : chuckle again and stand up to defend their city from the invaders.
Ranger Larry : " OMG here they come and they are..... are..... WTF Ding Bats are invading and there are about 15 of them coming right for us ! Target the far right one and lets kill him"
Ranger Joe : /loads an Arrow into his Assassin's Bow and fires
Ding Bat takes 350 damage
Ding Bat dies
Ranger Joe : 'One for me see if you can keep up you fucking noob' /pokes Larry in the chest
Camera ---> Pans out over the battle field while Ranger Joe and Larry each rack up 5 kills each. Then the Intercom Alarm goes off again but with a new warning
<Over the Base Intercom System>
All Rangers prepare for FFXI Ranger Patch modification.
All Rangers prepare for FFXI Ranger Patch modification.
/shout Patch download starting
/wait 15
/echo Patch will complete in 15 Seconds
/shout Patch completed and installed
Ranger Commander : Ok Rangers lets finish this I OWN YOU BITCH. PREPARE TO DIE <Ding Bat> <Call2>
Ranger Joe and Larry dance with the Ding Bats as they reload their Bows.
Ranger Joe : Hey Larry lets Party up so we can check out our Damage !
Ranger Larry : Cool send me an invite
<seen in Party chat> Ranger Larry joins your group.
<party> Ranger Larry says You got the right one Baby ! One Shot one Kill right here !
<party>Joe -- Um nice party welcome there Larry.
<party>Larry -- I know I made it up myself. Ok lets get to killing <call1>
<party>Larry -- Ok lets both pick a seperate Ding Bat and EES it and see who does most damage.
<party>Joe -- OK lets rulz these Bats !
Larry prepares EES on Ding Bat
Joe prepares EES on Ding Bat 2 (Only on Joes screen ---> Unable to use EES. You are out of range)
<party> Joe -- See ya <t> wouldn't want to be ya ! LOL
Larry's EES misses Ding Bat
<party>Larry -- WTF OMG they nerfed Rangers. I never missed an EES before this patch ! This sucks !
<party>Joe -- Well hold up a second lets see how I do.
10 seconds go by
<party>Joe -- Where the hell is my EES at? Cover me Larry while I check the Log.
10 more seconds go by
<party>Joe -- OMG it said my EES could not be used because I was ummm
<party>Joe gulps and says "Out of Range" Does this mean we, Yes you too Larry, are going to have to go get into Range. WTF does "In Range" mean ?????
<party>Larry -- I have no clue fuck this.
<party>Larry disbands the party and logs out
/shout Joe -- This patch sucks now Rangers are going to have to be "In Range" or what ever that means to fight the hell with this I'm going back to scrabble ! Damn Square !
---All Dragoons and Dark Knights around the Realm chuckle softly in their sleep ---
I know kinda silly but I'm at work and bored off of my ass !
hahaha BLM OUT!
