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Sparky

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first we go here
http://babelfish.altavista.com/tr

then you type whatever in english, then translate to japanese, then back to english! Now i will demostrate here!

translation~~~~~

First as for us http: With English which goes //babelfish.altavista.com/tr here, then translates in Japanese the thing with anything and in type, and English! Now demostrate of the will my here!

ok, lets do a a previous QCDN post:

(original)
What the hell happened to the prices of Vermillion cloaks?! Used to be 1.2 Mil and now they are 3.5 Mil....Like what the hell? I hate that hippy-garment peice of shit, I don't even like it but I know I'm expected to have it.

t(-_-t) you Verm Cloak

(translated)
? Happens something which in price of the Vermillion mantle! You use for having 1.2 mils, no now are those 3.5 mils... Like? I am hate that me you do not like peice of the hippie clothing every of わ, but you know that it is expected that it is that in me. The mantle of t (_ t) Verm T (-_-t) you Verm Cloak

(the response, original)
Nah an austere is just as handy for a SMN. I only use mine when I'm regenning MP, silly enough =\. We already have auto refresh as summoners, all it does is boost that refresh to 2...

I'll tell ya what though. If you get high enough to take on aquarius solo (SMN can do it easy) you can easily just farm the cloths and have it crafted =)

(translated)
Nah it is harsh the convenient way because of SMN, is fair. I me MP only at the time of regenning my ones, sufficiently foolish = \. To becoming new us already summoners... as everything which is made new in the boost 2 which is, but as for me who do not use the automobile which you receive what is called to ya. To take with the solo of aquarius, if (you obtain sufficiently high, SMN the fair farm cloth which can be made easy = easy that) it is produced it does, it is possible) to have, I'll tell ya what though. If you get high enough to take ON aquarius solo (SMN can do it easy) you can easily just farm the cloths and have it crafted =)
 
You enter something legible into the translator like so.

And you come out with~

What which is easy to read in the translator who is so way is written.
 
Original: Sparky, This is actually a great idea. Although, Babel fish sucks at translating, this should be insanly fun. Haubergeon was 900-1.1mil about a month ago. What the hell happend to the price?! Someone felt like raising the price of Damascus ingots just because they want more money? I think FFXI's economy is becoming like the economy in realife. ; ;

Translated: Sparky is remains good thought really. Babelfish inhales with translation, but this should pleasantly straw raincoat insanly, is. Haubergeon was 900-1.1mil approximately month before. What kind of happend to price? ? Someone pulled up the price of the Damascus ingot to be, exactly those, being to think, that we want your many money, did the air do? I FFXI like the economy of realife. think of that it becomes economy; ;
 
I found the article to put japanese text in your macros... may god have mercy on everyone who comes across me now, and damn to hell the creater of that guide, for he hath given me the power! O.o

Actually it's just fun sending japanese charactres and faces and the famous funny "w" to friends, and watching them have a spasm.
 
Mithracat said:
Original: Sparky, This is actually a great idea. Although, Babel fish sucks at translating, this should be insanly fun. Haubergeon was 900-1.1mil about a month ago. What the hell happend to the price?! Someone felt like raising the price of Damascus ingots just because they want more money? I think FFXI's economy is becoming like the economy in realife. ; ;

Translated: Sparky is remains good thought really. Babelfish inhales with translation, but this should pleasantly straw raincoat insanly, is. Haubergeon was 900-1.1mil approximately month before. What kind of happend to price? ? Someone pulled up the price of the Damascus ingot to be, exactly those, being to think, that we want your many money, did the air do? I FFXI like the economy of realife. think of that it becomes economy; ;
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Lol was that strange translation! XD

sucks --> inhales

And sexual intercourse this? So it is or, what! (translation - " and wtf is this?!")

Someone pulled up the price of the Damascus ingot to be, exactly those, being to think, that we want your many money
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The I wickedness am ya and Japanese with the translator who is excessively, -. -

, did the air do?
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{I... do not obtain that} O.o; ;

I me for eternity remain the way, love the ^^ of thing of this translator whom now you speak. Technology of type of fear my elite! It bends in your master, kisses to my feet!
 
Original:
I enjoy eating food. A lot of it tastes good. Some people grow their own ingredients. Others take what the people grow, and turn it into food in a process called cooking. The vast majority of people take what other people cook, and eat that.

Translation:
I enjoy the fact that the food is eaten. Taste does many that well. You raise the people their itself raw materials of some person. Other things the taking where the people are brought up, cooking ones turn that in the food of the process which is called. To the people what which is cooked as for large portion of acquisition of the people, that eating.
 
私は, 精巧喜ばすために理解しない。この言語は私のた めに余りに挑戦的である。Google は所有する。
 
Original:
I am god. Your god. The ONE and ONLY Sanjo, or Sansexy if you prefer. Bow to me. I lead my army of crabs and crawlers, and all fall before me. Dream of the day when you become mine to toy with. To torture or destroy as I please. Or maybe make you duke of one of my brigades. Who knows? My elite red mage skills allow me to fell all who challenge me, I have no equal. In fact, you must all now address me as "Sanjo the Great".. no wait, as "The deity formerly known as Sanjo the Great". Much better. And don't think I'll pull off that weak "off with your head" trash. Oh no, I'll put a burning iron rod to your happy spot (you know where). Lets see if you betray me again. Now, gather your wits, we have a Mule rebellion to put down.. damn rebel scum.


Translation:
I am God. Your God. If you like, unique Sanjo, or Sansexy. To my bow. I lead the crab and my troop of the crawler, and falling everything before me. Dream of the day when in the toy become with my ones. In order to destroy, it bends unreasonably as I or, or. Or make 1 duke of my group perhaps. Someone has known? My elite where the technology of red mage makes to me entirely possible challenge to me, me the same 輩 which it has it did not go down. Actually, "it is large entirely as Sanjo". You must lecture to me. "As in the past Sanjo as the God which is known there is no waiting, it is large". Greatly good. And I thing "the weak your head" rubbish of that it pulls do not have to think. No of Ohio state, I your happy point (have known) put in place the stick of the very hot iron somewhere. Whether or not I am betrayed for the second time, it allots in order to see. Now, us it has your wit. Gather the riot of the lava which puts in place the scum of ugly rebellion.
 
OMG this is so hilarious.... Thought I'd try this about with run to Dynamis-Bastok last night. It was only a farming run so we weren't really trying to defeat it until.... I dunno I guess we decided to try at some point.... Anyways can't remember who, but they had the Thief knife and i can't remember the exact numbers on what all dropped but we had about 5-6 pieces of armor drop and 4-5 weapons drops. Anyways enjoy!

Original:
So we went to go to do Dynamis-Bastok last night. Everyone pays their gil and gets the hourglass. We all trade our hourglasses to the question marks and proceed in. We get in and start killing tons of enemies. We then get rushed by a bunch of scorpions who proceed to screw everybody up. Everyone is yelling at the red mages to silence these scorpions but they don't listen. Finally we kill the scorpions. We continue to push forward, killing more enemies and getting a really good amount of artifact armor drops due to our thief's Thief Knife / Treasure Hunter 3. So we finally get to where we have 1 NM to fight before the final NM. The PLD goes out and uses provoke on it and ends up bringing back a bunch of enemies with him causing aggravation. We kill the NM but proceed to get wiped out by the rest of the monsters. After we're all dead the white mages come back alive and start bringing the dead back to life. Everyone starts arguing about only getting a raise 1 when we only had 3 white mages in the dynamis. Finally after everyone is alive, we get ready for the final boss. We have about 5 minutes left to kill him. paladin goes and grabs him but he isn't going to make it back in time so everybody runs up the ramp to quickly kill him before the time runs out. We try and get his avatar asleep but before we do, it casts diamond dust on us and kills a few people. So after we get it asleep, we all start wailing on the NM and are about to defeat it when one of the summoners summons shiva and casts diamond dust. This wakes up the NM's avatar who immediately casts diamond dust and kills all 50+ of us. We then ran out of time.

Translation:
So we did last night doing Dynamis-Bastok going. Everyone pays gil, obtains the sandglass. We exchange our sandglasses to all doubt gate signs, advance. We enter, begin the ton of murder of enemy. We can then with the bundle of the scorpion which everyone advances in the screw being able to rush. In order to become silent these scorpions as for everyone the 叫 て it is with red mages, but you do not hear. We kill the scorpion finally. We first to push the knife of the thief of our thieves/obtain the quantity whose many enemies armoring decrease of the murder and the man-made work really is better than continuing for treasure hunter 3. So we obtain in the place where it possesses 1 NM to which we should fight finally before final NM. As for PLD you go out, induce use with that, you finish the accompanying returning of the bundle of the enemy which has depending in him who causes deterioration. We kill NM, but being able by the remainder of the monster being wiped it advances. After we entirely have died, white mages accompanies the deceased in life and returns you lived, start it comes returning. When everyone in us with dynamis 3 there is white mages getting a raise in salary 1 simply, obtains, it starts disputing concerning simply. After everyone has lived finally, we prepare final chief. As for us the loyal retainer of the chivalry which approximately 5 minutes which kill him the remainder is passed goes, operation on the ramp which, grasps him as for him who probably will make that with has not done in time and therefore everyone runs directly kills him before the time. As for us that concreteness the attempt which slept, us who are obtained you throw the powder of our diamonds before, several people kill. So after we slept and obtaining that, when us the start which wails entirely with NM and calls 1 Tsuga shiva of summoners, throwing the powder of the diamond, being defeated that approximately it is. This throws the powder of the diamond immediately, the concreteness of NM's which kills our 50+ everything awakes. As for us then time it used up.
 
Original: Dude I'm so friggin bored right now. I think I'm gonna go get a bagel. Oh and Tymon, that isn't you in your sig...AGAIN!

Translation: As for man me there is friggin which therefore now is bored. You think of that it is ベーゲル where as for me I go and obtain gonna. Ohio state or Tymon are not that your SIG... for the second time!
 
As for me and us now obtaining Exp., preparation does, it comes returning for the second time? The pulling where my food the so empty is fast and happiness does the monster it is moving.
 
Tymon said:
私は, 精巧喜ばすために理解しない。この言語は私のた めに余りに挑戦的である。Google は所有する。
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As for me, elaborate happiness you do not understand in order to do. This language in my is め excessively is challenge. It owns Google.


( you have to copy and paste it and re translate it )
 
Everything calls subligar king, because he is our mighty heros!
 
Original: Ok, So one day I was walking down the street...

<Insert Bodies Lyrices by Drowning Pool>

Translated: It was understood, therefore I... why take many which you were walking greatly under passing in order for the body to hit against the floor because whether it is not possible of, does to do in order for the body to hit against the floor, does to do in order to hit against the floor where the body is struck does to do the body that tries hits against the floor one - by mistake what me and 2 - by mistake what me and 3 - by mistake what me and 4 - by mistake what me One - 2 something giving - 3 can obtain something the fact that it gives, me whom the body which - something is obtained in order now to give and is not obtained pushes try to hit against the floor for the second time with this it is the skin of the edge vis-a-vis the blood of the skin, the bone is pulled But do entirely, with you yourself for the sake of you the body which permits the fact that it hits against the floor here with the hatred which is consumed by fear is driven soon just wanted, is not

I thought this song would sound funny, and sorry for the wall of text. :shock:
 
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