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[AurorineBLM]

I tried w/ "Sparky sucks"
translated to JP, then back to EN
and I got....

"As for Sparky sucking/absorbing"

 

[Sparky]

ill absorb YOU!

 

[Westyle]

Original: Hello my good man. I have come to this fine establishment in order to puchase a tarutaru. The main reason I want to buy a tarutaru is so that I can use it as a living baseball bat to knock people and steal their wallets. With the money from their wallets I will buy all the Scorpion Harnesses and take them and lay them in a field. Then I will poop and poop and poop and poop and poop and poop and poop and poop and poop and poop and poop and poop and poop and poop and poop and poop and poop and poop and poop and poop and poop and poop and poop and poop and poop and poop and poop and poop and poop and poop and poop and poop and poop and poop and poop and poop and poop and poop and poop and poop and poop and poop and poop and poop and poop and poop and poop and poop and poop and poop and poop and poop and poop and poop and poop and poop and poop and poop and poop and poop and poop and poop and poop and poop and poop and poop and poop and poop and poop and poop and poop and poop and poop and poop and poop and poop and poop and poop and poop and poop and poop and poop and poop and poop and poop and poop and poop and poop and poop and poop and poop and poop and poop and poop and poop and poop and poop and poop and poop and poop and poop and poop and poop and poop and poop and poop and poop and poop and poop and poop and poop and poop and poop and poop and poop and poop and poop and poop and poop and poop and poop and poop and poop and poop and poop and poop and poop and poop and poop and poop and poop and poop and poop and poop and poop and poop and poop and poop and poop and poop and poop and poop and poop and poop and poop and poop and poop and poop and poop and poop and poop and poop and poop and poop and poop and poop and poop and poop and poop and poop and poop and poop and poop and poop and poop and poop and poop and poop and poop and poop and poop and poop and poop and poop and poop and poop and poop and poop and poop and poop and poop and poop and poop and poop and poop and poop and poop and poop and poop and poop and poop and poop and poop and poop and poop and poop and poop and poop and poop and poop and poop and poop and poop and poop and poop and poop and poop and poop and poop and poop and poop and poop and poop and poop and poop and poop and poop and poop and poop and poop and poop and poop and poop and poop and poop and poop and poop until all the Scorpion Harnesses are covered with my fecal essence. I will then resell the soiled harnesses at twice the price and laugh at everyone because I have monopolized the item and they are now covered in my poo. I will then sell this gil to the gilsellers in order to get money to buy a lab. With this lab I will create a real life mithra. This mithra will be used for my personal enjoyment which I will then sell videos of. And everyone will buy the videos of real mithra secks. I will later leave the mithra because she will have fleas and most likely deform over time. I will then use all of the remaining money to go on a hot date with Howard Dean. I will get in a hot tub with Howard Dean because he is zechsie and then I will have his man babies from my mangina.

... Out of tarutaru? What the fuck? What kind of piece of shit establishment is this? Fuck off and let me be.

Translated: Today the person where I am good. I tarutaru came in puchase of this good establishment. In order to be able to use bat that for the baseball have lived simultaneously with I to the main reason which you think that I would like to buy tarutaru, hitting the people, stealing their bill trays, it is. The money from the bill tray I buy harness everything of the scorpion, the taking, and field put. And poop and poop and poop and poop and poop and poop and poop and poop and poop and poop and poop and poop and poop and poop and poop and poop and poop and poop and poop and poop and poop and poop and poop and poop and poop and poop and poop and poop and poop and poop and poop and poop and poop and poop and poop and poop and poop and poop and poop and poop and poop and poop and poop and poop and poop and poop and poop and poop and poop and poop and poop and poop and poop and poop and poop and poop and poop and poop of self-will will and As for poop and poop and poop and poop and poop and poop and poop and poop and poop and poop and poop and poop and poop and poop and poop and poop and poop and poop and poop and poop and poop and poop and poop and poop and poop and poop and poop and poop and poop and poop and poop and poop and poop and poop and poop and poop and poop and poop and poop and poop and poop and poop and poop and poop and poop and poop and poop and poop and poop and poop and poop and poop and poop and poop and poop and poop and poop and poop and poop and poop And poop and poop and poop and poop and poop and poop and poop and poop and poop and poop and poop and poop and poop and poop and poop and poop and poop and poop and poop and poop and poop and poop and poop and poop and poop and poop and poop and poop and poop and poop and poop and poop and poop and poop and poop and poop and poop and poop and poop and poop and poop and poop and poop and poop and poop and poop and poop and poop and poop and poop and poop and poop and poop and poop and poop and poop and poop and poop and poop and poop And as for poop until and harness everything of the scorpion is covered with essence of my feces, poop and poop and poop and poop and poop and poop and poop and poop and poop and poop and poop and poop and poop and poop and poop and poop and poop and poop and poop and poop and poop and poop and poop and poop and poop and poop and poop and poop and poop and poop and poop and poop and poop and poop and poop and poop and poop and poop and poop and poop and poop and poop and poop and poop and poop and poop and poop and poop. As for me at price then being I to monopolize item, now to be covered with my poo, you re-sell two degrees harnesses which are polluted, ridicule everyone. In order to obtain the money in order to buy the laboratory as for me in gilsellers then this gil is sold. This laboratory I draw up actual mithra. This mithra my individual to whom I sell video is used because of the straw raincoat pleasantly. And everyone buys the video of secks of mithra of substance. I afterwards is a chisel in her, being in order to make the time deform when perhaps it ends, leave mithra. To going to the hot date where as for me Howard's dean has been attached then everything of the your remaining money is used. He is zechsie in the hot basin where as for me Howard's dean has been attached, being to be a baby of that person from my mangina in me, it enters.

... From tarutaru? No sexual intercourse? Is this is some kind of part of establishment every of わ? Keep coming out, me a certain thing permit.