Jealous Ex Things (Share your stories)

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So yeah, i started dating someone new, and my ex has made every attempt to get current boyfriend to break up with me. Including a love letter i had sent to a past boyfriend, and i mean before i had started dating the one who is talking shit. He tells Will (Current one) that all i do is smoke pot, care about myself, and blah blah blah. He is trying his hardest, it is amusing because Will just laughs at him. The funniest part is that Alex, the ex being a tool, is saying he has been cool with the entire thing and was trying to make it work. Ahhh, jealousy.

I had meet Will through Alex.

Anyone else? LUCKI?!?!?!
 
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My left hand once told my right hand I liked my bum tickled during sex. It was very awkward when my right hand tried it.
 
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I stole the bitches bike.





Spoiler:
I really did
 
Personally, i think if your ex knows/associates/friends with your new girlfriend/boyfriend. Its BAD for business. I keep the old away from the new, and have a thick thick line in between. Sooner or later problems will occur. I dont personally know your situation Kelyon but, for most people after constantly hearing crap about another person, doubt starts to set in and the person who at first shrugged it all off may start thinking "Hmm well maybe...."
 
I usually sever ties and throw away all their crap.
 
I usually sever ties and throw away all their crap.

What this guy said (/wave Lukas, haven't seen you in a while).

I never kept anything from ex-girlfriends, simply because I didn't want it to be a talking point with anyone new. Yes, Stine and I are aware of our ex's, and of our past histories with those persons, but there was never a reason to make it a publicly known thing.

Likewise, if you're the one being broken up with (in my case invariably), it kinda makes it easier to let them reside in the past -- I had three ex-girlfriends prior to meeting Stine, and all three of them broke up with me for increasingly dumb, trivial reasons. I had no desire to see/talk to any of them following the break-up, because I simply didn't care anymore.

The other way around though, is kinda different. As the person doing the breaking-up/off, it opens you up for problems unless you take steps proactively to quell them before they rise.

Namely, the one I saw mostly from my friends was when a girl breaks up with a boy and says something dumb like "I'll always love you" -- it's about the dumbest shit thing to say, because it gives false hope that there is still a chance, thereby opening this scenario when said girl begins dating a new boy, and meets Mr. Ex-Boyfriend on the street:

<Mr. Ex> Hey you!
<Girl> Oh, hi! How have you been?
<Mr. Ex> Not bad, not bad. Who is this?
<Mr. NewGuy> I'm her boyfriend, Mr. NewGuy.
<Mr. Ex to Girl> But but, you said you'd always love me...
<Girl> ...

See? Giving any pretense of false hope in an effort to "lessen the sting" ends up being meaner than just saying "I don't care that way for you anymore" and letting it go at that.


However, as for any stories of psycho ex-girlfriends, I don't really have any. One of my ex-girlfriends ended up dating my best friend long after she'd broken up with me, and he was just the type of guy she needed too. They've since broken up after a two-year relationship, and I'd hoped it would have lasted because she had issues, and he had the means to resolve them.

No, most of my psycho stories are from when I was actually dating these girls.
 
Only one psycho story and that was an ex who wouldn't leave me alone. She ended up coming round to my house one day (i'd been lying to her saying I was at my grandparents) and I hid under my parents bed, she sat in the living room, got herself a drink and used my phone to call a taxi home. Stupid bitch.
 
I don't have any horrid ex stories but one odd thing is that my wife became close friends with one of my ex girlfriends. There has been a few times where I felt uncomfortable around them when they're together, as the ex can be flirtatious, but they seem to have no problems at all. All the power to them though as they're both amazing ladies to have around.

I'm still waiting on my threesome though. ; ;
 
My ex had a hard time believing that he was my ex. I was unhappy in the relationship for a long time and I broke up with him Feb 13 (probably the bitchest date I could have chosen but I was extremely pissed off on that day). When I broke up with him he even made the comment that he thought that I was going to break up with him around Christmas so he knew that I was unhappy. He wanted to try and be friends with me and would call me all of the time. We went to a wedding (mutual friend of both of ours) in which he was the Best Man. After the wedding everyone told him that I looked like I was swooning over him and that we were meant to be together. He told me about this and I informed him that since he was the Best Man it's hard to watch a wedding without looking in his general directions and that we weren't meant to be together.

After a couple of days I went out on a date with a guy friend and hung out with him and my ex calls me saying that I had no remorse or concern for him. I told him that he knew that I was unhappy for a long time and he even expected me to break up with him sooner so why shouldn't I go on a date. Things didn't work out with my guy friend and I wasn't really looking for someone so time passed and ex would still call me trying to be my friend. He also played FFXI so he'd want to do stuff with me ingame still. We seemed like we were okay friends then.

He started dating someone else which was cool except he kept sounding like he was trying to make me jealous. I hung out with them rarely not often. Then I started dating Tristam. Ex called me and bitched me out saying that I didn't wait long to move on and I had to remind him that he had a steady girlfriend. There would be times when Tristam would be sitting by me and my ex would call and yell at me on the phone. When I would get online, he would send me harrassing tells so I had to blist him. Since he was on my friend's list he could still send me messages. I finally told him that I couldn't be friends with him then he begged me to try to be his friend and said that he would straighten up. I called it bullshit and stopped picking up the phone when he called. He hasn't tried to make contact although we have seen him once or twice around town without incident.
 
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lol I remember that one time I could hear him yelling at you over the phone. It pissed me off so bad I actually said "give me the phone, I'll shut him up."

(no, she didn't give me the phone).
 
I broke up with him Feb 13 (probably the bitchest date I could have chosen but I was extremely pissed off on that day).

Its not as bad as Feb 14 though :P

My friends done that in high school >.> Oh the aftershocks of that one..:cool:
 
[boring gay stuff, lulz]

Anyone else? LUCKI?!?!?!

No crazy ex's on my side... I just bury the body deep in the woods :ph34r:

My fiance (god that's weird saying/typing) on the other hand had a real doozy. Long story short, he was an abusive (verbally) alcoholic who tried to kick my ass.
 
Lol, my ex got me initially hooked onto FFXI. I lived with him but decided to join Fairy. He got mad I decided to move back in with my parents and go back to school, so he got pretty pissed off at me to the point where his little sister called their parents because he was screaming really loud. At that point I decided maybe it was good to get some distance between us.

I joined up on Quetz and he couldn't play. He had access to my account and played a little bit. I got my own group of friends in the 2-3 months he couldn't play. He broke up with me on the 13th Feb, and when he finally came back, I guess it rubbed him wrong that I was hanging out with another group. He started to spread lies about me and had me kicked out of the shell that I had been in.

Luckily he quit about a week later.
 
To Tristam: I think the 3 GFs before stine that broke up with you was for the better. Because look what you got now. Stine, really attractive, smart, and plays video games. You hit the motherload, AND SHE HAS A TWIN SISTER OMG THE POSSIBILITIES!!!


Gah, im just kiddin Stine, iluffyou! Say hi to Chris and horny for meh
 
No crazy ex's on my side... I just bury the body deep in the woods :ph34r:

My fiance (god that's weird saying/typing) on the other hand had a real doozy. Long story short, he was an abusive (verbally) alcoholic who tried to kick my ass.

WHAT THE FUCK you didnt tell me you popped the question asshole!.
 
To Tristam: I think the 3 GFs before stine that broke up with you was for the better. Because look what you got now. Stine, really attractive, smart, and plays video games. You hit the motherload, AND SHE HAS A TWIN SISTER OMG THE POSSIBILITIES!!!


Gah, im just kiddin Stine, iluffyou! Say hi to Chris and horny for meh

Incest? Thanks for the offer but I'll have to pass. :P Thanks for the compliments though. ;) <3
 
Incest? Thanks for the offer but I'll have to pass. :P Thanks for the compliments though. ;) <3

Two thing:
  1. The family that plays together, stays together
  2. It's not incest for him!

;)
 
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