Joust! (the arcade game) being turned into a movie?!

[exodusamphi]

Just saw this on Attack of the Show.

Input? Ideas? How do you think this will end up?

Oh, and for you young kids, this is joust...

 

[Antor]

Well, this would certainly explain why the rejects in my class have been occupying the Puzzle Bobble machine by playing Joust instead.

 

[Pasquale]

lol, weird, I was just writing an update on my website about this.

I wrote a trailer for the movie:

Coming soon...

In a land where fighting is an everyday occurrence.

Joust Guy: I have to go.
Joust Guy's Wife: But why?
Joust Guy: Because I'm a Jouster.

Evil rules over all.

Dark Knight: I'm the best Jouster, ever!

A plan will be put in motion.

Dark Knight: Damnit. I want our entire Ostrich legion attacking the castle. Joust everyone. No one survives.

But when all hope seems lost, two men will stand up for what is right.

Joust Guy: What should we do?
Player 2: We should fight.
Joust Guy: No. We should Joust.

(This is where loud battle music starts playing, while scenes of guys being knocked off ostriches are being shown.)

Joust guy: Fly, Ostrich! To battle!
Ostrich: Rawk!

Joust. Starring Vin Diesel and Jeremy Irons. Coming soon.

 

[Halifirien]

Fuck Eragon! Can you imagine the action sequence as they try to hit the Pteranodon on the nose with a lance?

 

[Excalibur]

I think this game is free on Gametap if anyone wants to play it.

 

[Ravic]

lol, weird, I was just writing an update on my website about this.

I wrote a trailer for the movie:

Coming soon...

In a land where fighting is an everyday occurrence.

Joust Guy: I have to go.
Joust Guy's Wife: But why?
Joust Guy: Because I'm a Jouster.

Evil rules over all.

Dark Knight: I'm the best Jouster, ever!

A plan will be put in motion.

Dark Knight: Damnit. I want our entire Ostrich legion attacking the castle. Joust everyone. No one survives.

But when all hope seems lost, two men will stand up for what is right.

Joust Guy: What should we do?
Player 2: We should fight.
Joust Guy: No. We should Joust.

(This is where loud battle music starts playing, while scenes of guys being knocked off ostriches are being shown.)

Joust guy: Fly, Ostrich! To battle!
Ostrich: Rawk!

Joust. Starring Vin Diesel and Jeremy Irons. Coming soon.

This may be the funniest thing I've read since I sigged Ryuhei.

 

[Ruffyreborn]

Board Game Videos?!

Starts at about 1:10

 

[Negorissimo]

I spent time and quarters like there was no tomorrow playing this game in the 70s... and then I bought it for my 360. I hope this movie finally answers the question that's gone unanswered for almost 30 years...

How did the Jousters turn into eggs when they got hit by the ostriches???