JP ONRY~!

Darkdante

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This poem is supposdly from Allakhazam forums.
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I'm wonry - So wonry

I seek PT - JP onry

I get invite - It's in Engrish

I reply - Can yoo see dish

I use translator - To be speaking

To let people - See how im seeking

You NA - Think your so good

But we PT - Yoo use no food

When we travel - And need sneaking

You have no pots - What are you thinking

Your white mage - He is nuking

What the fuck - I am puking

Can we renkei - Pretty please

I have my weapon - And TP

How many mobs - I'm confused

Two pullers - What tactics - I'm Amused

Our XP is rolling - 1k an hour

All I can think of is - NA Power

Were on our 4th BLM - 2nd PLD to

Whos in our PT - I dont know what to do

I lot on crystal - They kick me out

I see my chat - They flame me in ./shout

I go back to Jeuno - Hopeless & meak

I edit my comment - And turn on my seek

My comment if you look - My comment you see

I SPEAK NO ENGRISH - JP ONRY!!!

~Author Unknown
 
Sad but true, sad but true. *laughs*
 
Oh man that seriously made me laugh. That is an accurate description of just about every party I have been in or tried to assemble in the last few months.

Four to Six hour party where people actually stick arround and don't go afk <Can I have it> >.<
 
Heh, funny. I got a little chuckle out of it. I'd really have to say.. in my experiences playing FFXI I've only had those kind of situations about 20% of my total partying experiences. Very seldom infact. Well, accept for people leaving and getting replacements, I still go through that if needed. The majority of my time spent in bad parties was generally when I first started, and when I took jobs to the Khazam region.. I dont know what it is about that place. How you can go from functioning parties in Quifim and then bleh in Khazam. But whatever, I've learned to deal with it and make it past that stage.
 
It was probably written by a NA, but I don't know. Either way I found it amusing and nothing more, because I've had bad pt's but even the worse have never beent hat bad.
 
I never blamed JPN for seeking JPN only parties, just when they are dickheads on HNMs and when the GMs are racist pricks that I get pissed.
 
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