Just call me Princess

[Kiere]

Once upon a time,

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in a land far away,

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a beautiful, independent,

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self-assured princess

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happened upon a frog as she sat,

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contemplating ecological issues

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on the shores of an unpolluted pond

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in a verdant meadow near her castle.

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The frog hopped into the princess' lap

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and said: Elegant Lady,

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I was once a handsome prince,

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until an evil witch cast a spell upon me.

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One kiss from you, however,

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and I will turn back

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into the dapper, young prince that I am

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and then, my sweet, we can marry

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and setup housekeeping in your castle

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with my mother,

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where you can prepare my meals,

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clean my clothes, bear my children,

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and forever

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feel grateful and happy doing so.

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That night,

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as the princess dined sumptuously

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on a repast of lightly sautéed frog legs

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seasoned in a white wine

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and onion cream sauce,

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she chuckled and thought to herself:

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I don't fucking think so.

 

[jender]

LOL Rock on girlie!

 

[Mohoso]

not even going there...

besides I like to cook anyway

Mohoso

 

[Kahlaan]

hahaha I love it!!

 

[rabidsquirrel]

Feel that guys… that’s the cold chill of feminism in the air. Just turn around and walk away. It will pass, and they will be back to normal once they get out to a bar and want free drinks, or a door opened, or spider killed.

:lol:

 

[Mohoso]

Holy Sh*T!!!!! that is way too F'in funny.

Yeah its thick in here so I pretty much left it alone but man you hit it right on the nose with that one Rabid.

O.O Did i just say that out loud?

Mo....

 

[Kicker15]

ummm....yeah....i'm not going either way on this because well, actually you're right rabid you KICK ASS! :lol:

 

[Ellah]

/clap Rabid

 

[anesly]

Feel that guys thats the cold chill of feminism in the air. Just turn around and walk away. It will pass, and they will be back to normal once they get out to a bar and want free drinks, or a door opened, or spider killed.

:lol:

If I don't want any of those things, can I kick your ass just a little?

I pay for my own [everything]. I'm the person that gets called in for spider-disposal duty--by both men and women. And I can open my own damn door. Bunch of wimps.

I love opening doors for people though, specially men--middle aged is the best. It wigs them out. 8)

 

[Kat]

:lol: ... very very good ...

 

[Kahlaan]

or spider killed.

Omg, this is sooo me... *hangs her head in shame*

 

[Mattaru]

Feminism eh.........oh nevermind......*decides not to deconstruct your post* i need to stop being so postmodern *hides*