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http://nz.lifestyle.yahoo.com/new-i...-in-love-with-my-grandson-were-having-a-baby/

Pearl Carter is positively glowing with joy. She has a handsome new boyfriend, is enjoying an active sex life after many years of celibacy and, amazingly, is preparing to become a mother again.

But the retired grandmother isn't carrying the baby herself. She and her young lover have spent a staggering $54,000 hiring a surrogate to help them with their dreams of having a child.

What makes Pearl's decision to become a mum again even more shocking is that her new boyfriend is her biological grandson, 26-year-old Phil Bailey.


Kinda speechless atm, just... wtf.
 
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I'll see your "ewwww" and raise you a "nggggghhhh"
 
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lulz
 
I wonder if the surrogate mother was informed of their ... relation to one another.

@Miros: Holy crap that woman's breasts are going to be down to her knees by age 60 >.>
 
I'm my own Grandpa! The wiki has seen it before x.x

Also, in agreement with topic. Ewwwwwwwwwwwwww.
 
And this is why too much of anything is a bad thing, including freedom
 
And this is why too much of anything is a bad thing, including freedom

It's illegal, I'm not quite sure why they aren't in prison yet.
 
I know the story said that Pearl was 18 and living in Indiana when she got pregnant. What did they do? Move to West Virginia?

I just noticed the website is out of New Zealand. Wtf?
 
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I think I just lost my lunch................*urk* nope, here comes more *BARF*
 
idk if that's true in all states : /

incest laws are diff from state to state.

Then I'm surprised it's not a statewide thing. Even if it is illegal there I think they're getting around prison by using the surrogate mother thing. Of course the police have probable cause at this point to suspect that something is going on, they could probably get one of those long range hearing things to spy on them... if it is indeed illegal where they live.
 
I don't think she's in good ol' USA anymore. Though she may have been born here, she refers to herself as a "mum" and I haven't heard many US people use that term.
 
The real issue here is how sexist the job of being a surrogate is.







also... ewww
 
Can i just tell you I just got physically ill reading this? I had to hold back vomit...
This isn't just "eww" this is just nasty real filthy McNasty.
 
hey guize what's goin on in this thr...

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lol omg it's coming out of his nose! what the hell :O
 
I'm my own Grandpa! The wiki has seen it before x.x

Also, in agreement with topic. Ewwwwwwwwwwwwww.

I see your link and raise you:

FuturamaWiki said:
Becoming His Own Grandfather
"For example, if you killed your grandfather, you'd cease to exist!"
―Farnsworth
"But existing is basically all I do!"
―Fry[src]
The Planet Express crew had gone to observe a supernova up close. While the crew prepared for the event, Fry went to make popcorn. He ignores the warning label on the aluminum popcorn pan, stating not to cook in a microwave, which he does. The microwave emitted radiation that collided with the wave from the supernova, causing the Planet Express crew to travel back in time to 1947. After Bender breaks apart, Zoidberg was captured by the U.S. military while picking pieces of his torso. Fry and Bender's head attempt to infiltrate Roswell, with the former disguised as a soldier. He runs into his grandfather, Enos Fry, engaged to Mildred. Acting on Farnworth's warning, Fry did his best to make sure that his grandfather is not killed, otherwise he in turn would cease to exist. However, he became paranoid in his attempts to protect Enos, driving and locking him in a house in the middle of nowhere. But what he didn't know was that he left Enos within range of a nuclear testing ground, killing him in the resulting explosion. But for some reason, Fry was still existing. He comforts his grandmother, who begins to make sexual advances on him, which made him uncomfortable. He then reasoned with himself that because he still exists, Mildred can't be his grandmother and sleeps with her. Next day, Farnsworth knocks on the window, informing Fry that because of his actions, he himself became his own grandfather; Fry freaked out. Because of the paradox, the Planet Express crew decided that they should get back to their own time, regardless of what it would cause to history. They storm Roswell, rescuing Zoidberg during an autopsy, Bender's reconstructed body and stealing a microwave satellite dish to return to the future.
It is later explained by the Nibblonians that because of Fry becoming his own grandfather, it caused a genetic abnormality that caused him to lack the delta brainwave, which rendered him immune to the Brainspawn and telepathy in general.
 
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