Kinkywinky Lives!

Kinkkerbelle said:
I scream "Youch!" in your ear and grab a handfull of your hair, then get distracted by the starbucks across the street and take off for a vanilla latte break, quite forgetting that I'm dragging you along by your luscious locks.
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As I am dragged over the asphalt and concrete I feel the skin burn on my ass and feet. I grasp your wrist to try to obtain some balance. I notice a dead squirrel becomes entangled with my feet. My foot shakes with a fierce tenacity to rid myself of the expired creature. I then glance at you and then down the street. In the distance I see some people, appearing to be a crew of ruffians. I noticed the chains and pipes and other makeshift melee weapons in their hands as they grew closer. And suddenly to my surprise, they did the mash. They did the monster mash, the monster mash. It was a graveyard smash, they did the mash. It caught on in a flash. They did the mash, they did the monster mash.
 
Oh wow. I've read a lot of Westyle's posts. But I think that one might take it. Had me laughing pretty good. I think Westyle wins the thread.

Erm. Off topic. First time I noticed the weird looking guy and suspicious cat in your sig..
 
From my laboratory in the castle east, to the master bedroom where the vampires feast, the ghouls all came from their humble abode to get a jolt from my electrodes.
 
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Cyber sex Read it.

Edit: Found a pic. =\
 
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A disclaimer to all the women; you may want to check your Norton firewalls if you're ovulating because I'm so potent that just reading the text off a website that I've been to can get you pregnant.

That is my gift.

That is my curse.
 
Less prudishness, more monster mashing.
 
Westyle said:
A disclaimer to all the women; you may want to check your Norton firewalls if you're ovulating because I'm so potent that just reading the text off a website that I've been to can get you pregnant.

That is my gift.

That is my curse.
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ripping off the mighty D, eh? Blasphemy :mad:
 
Westyle said:
As I am dragged over the asphalt and concrete I feel the skin burn on my ass and feet. I grasp your wrist to try to obtain some balance. I notice a dead squirrel becomes entangled with my feet. My foot shakes with a fierce tenacity to rid myself of the expired creature. I then glance at you and then down the street. In the distance I see some people, appearing to be a crew of ruffians. I noticed the chains and pipes and other makeshift melee weapons in their hands as they grew closer. And suddenly to my surprise, they did the mash. They did the monster mash, the monster mash. It was a graveyard smash, they did the mash. It caught on in a flash. They did the mash, they did the monster mash.
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awww why did you end it? it was just starting to get good!
 
It doesn't have to end here, we can go to Starbucks allllll night long
 
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