Movie Lindsay Lohan set for porn star role...

Wait.. she's not dead yet?
 
lmao read the article people. its not a porno. she playing a 70's porn star in a film. If miros wasn't busy pretending to like boobs he would have read it correctly. :-Þ
 
Wouldn't it be funny if it actually is going to be a porno?

If by funny, you mean trainwreck? Yes.

I dont think anyone wants to see this bitches cooter. Didn't she have a "Britney" moment as well getting out of a car?
 
Cooter for all! Vote Quimby!
 
I dont think I'd want to see her cooter either but I would be interested in seeing her sword swallowing skills.
 
She doesn't like the sword much though, I thought. She likes lesbians who look like male meth-heads.
 
I saw this 'cum'in >>
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i know it was poor..
 
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Porn star? Yeaaaaahhhhhh..

You would think this role would come naturally for her, being the mess that she is. Something about this just seems wrong or weird. Idk
 
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You could use that pic of her for a promo poster but you'd have to add 3 words... ON MY FACE!
 
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