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So the teacher of my Health class is really boring. He doesn't illustrate the main points of his speeches, doesn't write anything on the board, and doesn't use any overheads. And whenever he's asked a question he seems kinda clueless.

So my notes so far have turned out like this:

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Yea, general education requirements are such a waste of time =/
 
rofl, love the one noter. Stressors = Cause stress DON'T FORGET THAT VITAL PIECE OF INFORMATION! @_@
 
Miros said:
rofl, love the one noter. Stressors = Cause stress DON'T FORGET THAT VITAL PIECE OF INFORMATION! @_@

lol I seen that too and was like... "Well no shit, really?"

And Kink, I challenge you! ^_^ Since I'm reading up on that now.
 
*Cracks Knuckles*

Walks into the classroom in a black thong, a black corsette, and thigh high leather boots. A leather riding crop is in my hand.

Like every man (every young healthy horny one anyway) wakes up with a raging hard on, every person has an autonomic nervous system.

Your autonomic nervous system (perches on edge of desk with knees apart) controls things that keep going even when you don't. Stuff going on inside your body that are involuntary. Things that you don't even have to think about in order for them to keep going, and sort of like me, they can't be controlled. Things like your heart beat getting faster when you see a beautiful girl (opens legs wider), your blood pressure going up and and your breathing.

Like every woman has two sensitive beautiful nipples, every person has two branches to their autonomic nervous system. Does anyone know what they are? (walks over to Kotsu's desk and stares at him with large green eyes with long eyelashes, leaning over so he gets a good view of the cleavage of my perfect breasts) How about you, Kotsu? Do you know what the two branches are? Kotsu shakes his head, but I can't tell if he really doesn't know or if I'm distracting him. I back off a little bit then ask him again. He says that one of them is the para-something. "Very good," I say, stroking his cheek with my riding crop and sticking a gold star on his nose.

I bend and stretch a bit, flexing muscles under soft skin, and smile at the class.

The two brances of the autonomic nervous system are the sympathetic (slaps desk hard with riding crop twice) and the parasympathetic

Now we will talk about what the function of each branch is. I ask Westyle if he knows what the sympathetic branch of the autonomic nervous system does. He looks like a rabbit caught in the head lights and I look down and notice he has one hand down his pants. "Oh! You naughty, naughty boy," I smile slowly and ask him to come with me to the front of the room. I settle down in my chair and bend him over my lap, feeling his hard on pushing against me. I spank him soundly for being a bad boy, and the class laughs loudly. I tell him if I catch him being that naughty again, he will have to wear the pink panties and pink tutu for the remainder of the class (again) I send Westyle back to his seat and continue teaching.

Imagine this: You are at your best girl's house and you are making out in her bedroom, most of your clothes are off and this is the first time she's let you get to third base and you are exploring her most secret place with your fingers. She starts to moan a little when the dog barks and your girlfriend screams "Oh my god it's my parents! My dad is going to kill you!" Now her dad is a big guy and just the other day he was showing you his gun collection.

Thesympathetic branch of your nervous system kicks in! You have to get your ass out of the house now! This is the fight-or-flight response and you quickly decide that flight is in the way to go. Your body knows you are about to get caught and starts to do things to help you get away. It starts pumping epinephrine and norepinephrine into your blood stream. These are two hormones that make your body MOVE when it is in trouble. Your eyes dilate so you can see better, your breathing speeds up because your muscles need more oxygen, your heart rate speeds up for the same reason. You can move with more speed and accuracy. The body decides that the blood it is using to help digest your dinner isn't really needed there so digestion pretty much stops as the blood is sent to the places it's needed so you can get away. Your hard-on droops in a flash, your body can't waste precious blood being horny. Even your bladder locks down so you don't pee your pants because you are scared, which I think is pretty considerate of your body to do. It's sort of like drinking 12 expressos at once. It's why 120 lb mothers can lift 2000 lb trucks off of their trapped babies. You body is pushed to it's absolute best performance in order for you to kick ass or get the hell out of Dodge.

(Smiles at the class again, licking her lips and flipping back her long red hair) After you learn what the sympathetic branch does, it's really easy to understand the parasympathetic branch. After you get your clothes on, make it out the window, climb down the trellis and run about five blocks, you stop and you decide you are safe. After that your parasympathetic branch kicks in, undoing all that the sympathetic NS has done, in order to restore your body to a state of homeostasis, or balance. Parasympathetic is the "rest and digest" branch of your autonomic nervous system. And what makes it simple to understand is that it does the EXACT OPPOSITE to your body systems as the sympathetic branch does, so you don't even have to memorize what it does. You only have to remember one branch and you instantly know the other because it is opposite. Isn't that cool?

I'm glad you behaved so well today, class. You each get a glow in the dark condom! Westyle, Kotsu, see me after class. The rest of you are dismissed.
 
I think I took the same class last year.

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Except there was nothing worth writing down.
 
It was definetly one of my better doodle days that day.
 
"Y-yes ma'am." I stuttered, still sitting in his chair. I appeared to still be beet red from the previous incident. I looked down on the floor at the top half of my pencil which I had snapped off with my thumb in excitement. Curious as to why I had been asked to stay, I looked back up at the teacher, wiping some sweat off of my forehead. "... Is this for extra credit?"
 
I like how the third part of Westlye's notes made out PIEES

Physical
Intellectual
Emotional
Environmental
Spiritual

Question for Kink: The sympathetic system does it also pump adrenaline through your body? There is another small system that regulates that but I cant remember it atm it begins with an E.

To expand a bit on what kink said about the example of 120 lb mothers saving their kids from 2k lb cars.

The sympathetic system seems to control your ATP levels for each cell in the body or at least cause them to "override"

ATP= Adenine Triphosphate it looks like the little dipper the material make up

It consists of 3 phosphates, 1 sugar, and an oxly group(fuzzy memory)

The three phosphates(O) are like this followed by the adenine(D) and another chemical(last)

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O-O-O--D-I

The power that gives you the ability to move and type etc. is stored in the energy between the bonds when one of the bonds is broken off it gives your body energy your body calculates how much is needed so it is involuntary(to an extent) think of ATP as a full battery cell

When the power is released it becomes ADP its full name i cant remember where only 2 phosphates exist since one is broken off but the rest is the same think of ADP as a half full battery cell. After converting to ADP the phosphate comes back and creates ATP and the process is repeated numerously

The chemical reaction is quick hence the reason you can perform and move so fast and it is done millions of times a second going from ATP to ADP and returning to ATP

In the case of an adrenaline rush or when the sympathetic system kicks in the ATP is released all at once meaning the body doesnt control the amount released so you have about 20 minutes of energy uncontrolled this can be used to do of course things you cant normally do. You're not invincible but you can still do some pretty amazing shit its our 2hr.

Once you run out of energy or I again assume the parasympathetic system kicks in your body slows down and returns to normal.

If you're in a life/death situation then after the full adrenaline rush (20minutes) you pass out since you most likely used all of the energy stored to survive.

The sympathetic system seems to release a certain amount of greater than neccesary energy while a full adrenaline rush lets it all out

My ? is does the sympathetic control both or just one of the functions?

*My extra credit project* /grin Kotsu=P
 
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Whew, you wore me out on this one. I need a break now!

Adrenaline is a term most texts avoid these days. The adrenal glands sit on top of the kidneys, they produce major hormones. (Dark look at the dinosaur who is teaching you) Epipnephrine and norepinephrine are two hormones produced by the adrenal medulla and combine to produce the fight-or-flight response. The term adrenaline isn't really in use anymore, epinephrine is the closest match for it.

(flexes cranial muscle, gets a headache) What I know about ATP, which is far from everything, is that it is power on a cellular level, it supplies energy used by cells to move things around (electrolytes, ect). Normally substances move in and out cells by diffusion, osmosis, and flitration which are all physical means of movement aided by chemicals (water always follows sodium, for example.) Some movement of substances between cells (or in and out of them)require engery, thus enters ATP.

For example we know that things always flow from an area of greater concentration to an area of lesser concentration (osmosis) but sometimes ATP is used and things go backward from an area of lesser concentration to an area of greater concentration. It has nothing to do with physical movement of the body itself. Muscles don't use ATP to move the body around, that's a completely differnent process, I could see how you could think that ATP causes a burst of energy, but it doesn't as far as I know.

I don't know about passing out, but in my own personal experiences involving a flight or fight response involving real or perceived danger(and I promise I've had some doozies) after the "adrenaline rush" I shake like a leaf and sometimes cry, it's like a release valve going off, sort of.

Honestly it sounds like you are confusing.. or maybe combining fight or flight with general adaptation syndrome. Oops didn't plan to go there, but I guess I better since this is for a project. General Adapation Syndrome happens in response to long term exposure to stress. It has three stages, alarm stage, stage of resistance, and stage of exhaustion. If you run out of gas, (stressor is severe enough or lasts long enough) ie: the body's resources for adaptation are completely depleted, the stage of exhaustion, if prolonged, ends in death.

I know I didn't answer your last question but I'm still not really sure what you are asking. Is ATP involved in general adapation syndrome? Only as far as the process of transfer of water and electrolytes from intravascular, intercelluar and interstitial spaces are involved.

I hope this helps. If it doesn't pm me and I'll pull out some texts lol.

P.S. Not bad for a bubblehead, huh?
Question for Kink: The sympathetic system does it also pump adrenaline through your body? There is another small system that regulates that but I cant remember it atm it begins with an E.

To expand a bit on what kink said about the example of 120 lb mothers saving their kids from 2k lb cars.

The sympathetic system seems to control your ATP levels for each cell in the body or at least cause them to "override"

ATP= Adenine Triphosphate it looks like the little dipper the material make up

It consists of 3 phosphates, 1 sugar, and an oxly group(fuzzy memory)

The three phosphates(O) are like this followed by the adenine(D) and another chemical(last)

o
O-O-O--D-I

The power that gives you the ability to move and type etc. is stored in the energy between the bonds when one of the bonds is broken off it gives your body energy your body calculates how much is needed so it is involuntary(to an extent) think of ATP as a full battery cell

When the power is released it becomes ADP its full name i cant remember where only 2 phosphates exist since one is broken off but the rest is the same think of ADP as a half full battery cell. After converting to ADP the phosphate comes back and creates ATP and the process is repeated numerously

The chemical reaction is quick hence the reason you can perform and move so fast and it is done millions of times a second going from ATP to ADP and returning to ATP

In the case of an adrenaline rush or when the sympathetic system kicks in the ATP is released all at once meaning the body doesnt control the amount released so you have about 20 minutes of energy uncontrolled this can be used to do of course things you cant normally do. You're not invincible but you can still do some pretty amazing shit its our 2hr.

Once you run out of energy or I again assume the parasympathetic system kicks in your body slows down and returns to normal.

If you're in a life/death situation then after the full adrenaline rush (20minutes) you pass out since you most likely used all of the energy stored to survive.

The sympathetic system seems to release a certain amount of greater than neccesary energy while a full adrenaline rush lets it all out

My ? is does the sympathetic control both or just one of the functions?

*My extra credit project* /grin Kotsu=P
 
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You want bad health? I have had health since 5th grade most of teaching about sexual organs and STDs. I am a senior in high school try going through that. It is fucking horrible.
 
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