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No idea what he said.... and I speak spanish!
 
Palidine said:
No idea what he said.... and I speak spanish!
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Gameboy Advance>Nintendo dual screen>Playstation Portable.






p.s At least I hope thats what he meant. But then again it is Chpal.
 
i flunked my history of art test friday; ;

I dont know how, look at my notes!!

-An exert of Jobe's History of Art Notes-

History of Art II
2/3/06

Rapheal(Ralph)-did a painting of the School of Athens with contemporary artists of the age.
Micheangelo(Mike) was added as an afterthought, b/c Rapheal was mean.

Had Plato in the center teaching some Zen-Buddha crap goin on. (not really)

shoot me.

naked guy.

Statue of David-1501-1504-made by Mike. Florence wanted it in front of town hall. Supposed to be on top high above city. This explains the slightly out of proportion head and shoulders. The problem with this...Mike made it too damned big. About 18 ft tall big. They couldn't get it up to the top of the city hall. Figure was a symbol saying that Florence was ready to defend itself from French punk, er king Louis XVI (Louie16). Louie16 was a jerk.

Mike was mainly a sculptor, but Pope Julius 2 got him to do some painting, aka the Sisteen Chapel.
Place lined with frescos, not by Mike, but by other contemporary artist, such as Bottachelli (Botty).

Mike couldn't touch the walls b/c of the frescos, so he had to make Scapolding that got him to the roof to paint.

Birth of Man-in the center, Adam pokes God. God has his posse with him, and poor Adam is naked and by hisself. Ceiling was basically the book of Genesis. Mike messed his body up doing the ceiling work. He fell once and got all gimpy for a bit. He became hunched from the painting.
Oh yea, Mike was pissed by the Pope double-timing him. He was originally commissioned to make a sculpture of Moses for a tomb, but Pope LIED!!!!!!!!!!!! He made him paint that stupid ceiling instead; ;.

I like pie.

LOL it looks like Moses is on the pot.

Statue of Moses on Tomb of Julius 2 (Pope died in 1513, HA!). Mike wanted 40 mosesi(right Plural?) but thats a lil ridiculous. So one Moses(with da horns.) Btw, in Renaissance art, Moses has horns.

Wicked.

Holy hell! That looks cool!

Sirlopoploosop?-Statue by Mike with dood fighting a snake. Ok the statue is Locklin and 2 sons fighting a sea serpent.

Mike was an architect too. Mike=teh pwnage.

Had a Roman-Greek thing goin on. Well really all of his work did, but hey, whatever works for him, right?

Lotsa stairs. Curvalinear vs. Rectalinear. Heh heh, Rectal.

Vermonte- made a lil church. Nice lil church, with circular design. Had something to do with St. Peter. Supposed to be where he was martyred, but seeing as how they weren't anywheres near that...

Wierd chapel.... lotsa columns.... stuff... multidirectional approach....or somethin....

Florence was a strange place.
 
Jobe said:
i flunked my history of art test friday; ;

I dont know how, look at my notes!!

-An exert of Jobe's History of Art Notes-

History of Art II
2/3/06

Rapheal(Ralph)-did a painting of the School of Athens with contemporary artists of the age.
Micheangelo(Mike) was added as an afterthought, b/c Rapheal was mean.

Had Plato in the center teaching some Zen-Buddha crap goin on. (not really)

shoot me.

naked guy.

Statue of David-1501-1504-made by Mike. Florence wanted it in front of town hall. Supposed to be on top high above city. This explains the slightly out of proportion head and shoulders. The problem with this...Mike made it too damned big. About 18 ft tall big. They couldn't get it up to the top of the city hall. Figure was a symbol saying that Florence was ready to defend itself from French punk, er king Louis XVI (Louie16). Louie16 was a jerk.

Mike was mainly a sculptor, but Pope Julius 2 got him to do some painting, aka the Sisteen Chapel.
Place lined with frescos, not by Mike, but by other contemporary artist, such as Bottachelli (Botty).

Mike couldn't touch the walls b/c of the frescos, so he had to make Scapolding that got him to the roof to paint.

Birth of Man-in the center, Adam pokes God. God has his posse with him, and poor Adam is naked and by hisself. Ceiling was basically the book of Genesis. Mike messed his body up doing the ceiling work. He fell once and got all gimpy for a bit. He became hunched from the painting.
Oh yea, Mike was pissed by the Pope double-timing him. He was originally commissioned to make a sculpture of Moses for a tomb, but Pope LIED!!!!!!!!!!!! He made him paint that stupid ceiling instead; ;.

I like pie.

LOL it looks like Moses is on the pot.

Statue of Moses on Tomb of Julius 2 (Pope died in 1513, HA!). Mike wanted 40 mosesi(right Plural?) but thats a lil ridiculous. So one Moses(with da horns.) Btw, in Renaissance art, Moses has horns.

Wicked.

Holy hell! That looks cool!

Sirlopoploosop?-Statue by Mike with dood fighting a snake. Ok the statue is Locklin and 2 sons fighting a sea serpent.

Mike was an architect too. Mike=teh pwnage.

Had a Roman-Greek thing goin on. Well really all of his work did, but hey, whatever works for him, right?

Lotsa stairs. Curvalinear vs. Rectalinear. Heh heh, Rectal.

Vermonte- made a lil church. Nice lil church, with circular design. Had something to do with St. Peter. Supposed to be where he was martyred, but seeing as how they weren't anywheres near that...

Wierd chapel.... lotsa columns.... stuff... multidirectional approach....or somethin....

Florence was a strange place.
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How the hell could they not give you an A+ for that stellar report?!?!?!?!
 
well, i bet if you had just handed in your notes you would have passed :P
 
>.> the only reason i have a game boy is cause, i play FFTA and FFC on the GC with my buddies....:cool:


i lved 6 lvs this weekend, wow, i didnt know forming your own pt can make such a diff.:shok:

im bored at home cause i had off today, so im making a list of all the crap im gonna need for NIN 40-50-60-70, since its my new main.:biggrin:,

Hopefully ill make it to 40 by sat morning, wht time is the run btw?

k, luv you bye bye:crazy:
 
Felicidadez!!!!!
 
Along comes Herbie
From thirty-third and third
Saw the thirty dirty birds
Sitting on a curb
Chirping and Burping
And eating dirty earthworms
Boy was he disturbed....
 
>.>


<.<



He then proceed to bitch slap the birds for eating those little wittle dirty earthworms

He was still terribly disturbed...
 
I shaved my chest today before I start my tanning bed sessions. You should have seen the mounds of hair I had to pick up.
 
lolatanglis


Ele, dude i didnt know you were from Phily. I lived bout an hour from you in Allentown haha.
 
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