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Jobe said:
who had a taru so long he could suck it?


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yep.
 
chpal noooooooooo!!!!! whygodwhy?!!?!?

Pali, are you making a suggestion? B/c if you want jobe lovin, you gotta take me out on a proper date! :O
 
Umm....and sexist jokes go!

How many men does it take to open a beer?
None. It should be opened when she brings it.
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Why is a Laundromat a really bad place to pick up a woman?
Because a woman who can't even afford a washing machine will probably never be able to support you.
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Why do women have smaller feet than men?
It's one of those "evolutionary things" that allows
them to stand closer to the kitchen sink.
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How do you know when a woman is about to say something smart?
When she starts a sentence with "A man once told me.."
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How do you fix a woman's watch?
You don't. There is a clock on the oven.
 
Acks said:
Umm....and sexist jokes go!

How many men does it take to open a beer?
None. It should be opened when she brings it.
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How do you fix a woman's watch?
You don't. There is a clock on the oven.

Those 2 were the best
 
would you like to know why i have nothing better to do at work?
 
so as you all may or may not know, i work on military (Air Force) exchange email servers (mostly).
 
and today when i got in to work (7 AM) one of the servers (from here on out called 02 (pronounced oh-tooooooo)) was not in a 'working' mood.
 
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