Example:
For many years Scooby, shaggy, and the rest of the gang had felt distressed at the amount of work they had to do. They decided to interview a new candidate for the job. They wanted a real hard worker someone who wouldn't be afraid of scary monsters. They interviewed 100 people for the position, and were surprised at the moxey of one person, Jamal. They invited this strapping young youth to the gang because his favorite food was pizza, and he had once shot a monster right in the chest!
Linhjah the Ninjah:
For many years Scooby, shaggy, and the rest of the gang had felt tickled at the amount of work they had to do. They decided to interview a new candidate for the job. They wanted a real hard ear, someone who wouldn't be afraid of purple monsters. They interviewed 9856859685264 people for the position, and were surprised at the pogo stick of one person, Fred. They invited this fickle young youth to the gang because his favorite food was pickle, and he had once died a monster right in the kneecap!
Mr. Green:
For many years Scooby, shaggy, and the rest of the gang had felt ecstatic at the amount of work they had to do. They decided to interview a new candidate for the job. They wanted a real hard noun, someone who wouldn't be afraid of dense monsters. They interviewed 42 people for the position, and were surprised at the papyrus of one person, Ivo Robotnik. They invited this thin young youth to the gang because his favorite food was canolli, and he had once wolfed a monster right in the duodenum!
Shyrra:
For many years Scooby, shaggy, and the rest of the gang had felt gay at the amount of work they had to do. They decided to interview a new candidate for the job. They wanted a real hard chair, someone who wouldn't be afraid of moist monsters. They interviewed 3 people for the position, and were surprised at the chair of one person, Liberachi. They invited this small young youth to the gang because his favorite food was toast, and he had once tapped a monster right in the neck!
Morwen(ny):
For many years Scooby, shaggy, and the rest of the gang had felt frisky at the amount of work they had to do. They decided to interview a new candidate for the job. They wanted a real hard dog, someone who wouldn't be afraid of cold monsters. They interviewed 19 people for the position, and were surprised at the bird of one person, Sydney. They invited this spicey young youth to the gang because his favorite food was nachos, and he had once bounced a monster right in the earlobe!
Lucki Strike Matches:
For many years Scooby, shaggy, and the rest of the gang had felt horny at the amount of work they had to do. They decided to interview a new candidate for the job. They wanted a real hard microphone, someone who wouldn't be afraid of tepid monsters. They interviewed 511 people for the position, and were surprised at the processor of one person, Green Lantern. They invited this obese young youth to the gang because his favorite food was monkey brains, and he had once fapped a monster right in the medulla oblongata!
loldrg:
For many years Scooby, shaggy, and the rest of the gang had felt discontent at the amount of work they had to do. They decided to interview a new candidate for the job. They wanted a real hard steam boiler, someone who wouldn't be afraid of frosty monsters. They interviewed 4 people for the position, and were surprised at the lighter of one person, allen. They invited this flamboyant young youth to the gang because his favorite food was chili, and he had once pounded a monster right in the taint!
Jereme:
For many years Scooby, shaggy, and the rest of the gang had felt euphoric at the amount of work they had to do. They decided to interview a new candidate for the job. They wanted a real hard horse, someone who wouldn't be afraid of stalwart monsters. They interviewed 23 people for the position, and were surprised at the car of one person, Steve. They invited this flaccid young youth to the gang because his favorite food was snails, and he had once jumped a monster right in the penis!
Stine:
For many years Scooby, shaggy, and the rest of the gang had felt frisky at the amount of work they had to do. They decided to interview a new candidate for the job. They wanted a real hard magazine, someone who wouldn't be afraid of succulent monsters. They interviewed 47 people for the position, and were surprised at the crowbar of one person, Tristam. They invited this spectacular young youth to the gang because his favorite food was boiled shrimp, and he had once flunked a monster right in the elbow!
Zyn:
For many years Scooby, shaggy, and the rest of the gang had felt curious at the amount of work they had to do. They decided to interview a new candidate for the job. They wanted a real hard mushroom, someone who wouldn't be afraid of sexy monsters. They interviewed 69 people for the position, and were surprised at the sun of one person, Bewbie Firemane. They invited this bummed young youth to the gang because his favorite food was meat loaf, and he had once slipped a monster right in the thigh!
Rannoch:
For many years Scooby, shaggy, and the rest of the gang had felt horny at the amount of work they had to do. They decided to interview a new candidate for the job. They wanted a real hard bookbag, someone who wouldn't be afraid of hot monsters. They interviewed 17 people for the position, and were surprised at the blow-up doll of one person, khidir. They invited this overweight young youth to the gang because his favorite food was frog legs, and he had once tripped a monster right in the chest!
Rannoch is my favorite, lol. They came out pretty well though