Mad Libs!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11

Pure gold so far.

Think I'll announce the cutoff time now, 11:45 AM EST. That's about another hour and a half of mad libbing, good luck.
 
Person:martha
Person's Last Name:stewart
Noun:ball
Noun:chain
Color:green
Poor Grammar:fo shizzle
Famous Person/Monster:dracula
Person 2:jessicca alba
Animal:llama
Another Famous Person/Monster:mothra
Cliché RPG mob:ghoul
Time of day:12:0 am
Adjective:moist
Verb:stroke
Body Part:mouth
Body Part 2:ear
Body Part 3:finger
Noun:shoe
Noun:whip
 
Person: Adolf
Person's Last Name: Weizenheimer
Noun: book
Noun: table
Color: fuscia
Poor Grammar: dood
Famous Person/Monster: OJ Simpson (two in one)
Person 2: Apu
Animal: Ring-tailed Lemur
Another Famous Person/Monster: Godzilla
Cliché RPG mob: 3-headed dragon
Time of day: 12:42:17 A.M.
Adjective: scratchy
Verb: race
Body Part: genitals
Body Part 2: ear
Body Part 3: eyelid
Noun: bat
Noun: light
 
/can'twait
 
Time's up!

I'll begin posting the results. They're all great, lulz.
 
Theme was "Castlevania"!

Original

The Richter Belmont was reed a letter he gots from the mail. His son wa sick but he read the lettar ovar the candle for the lights. It was dark night and he was in the house but the lettre ws afrom Maria Rennard!.

Seh was from awayu and we was worry of her? "Alucard is fear that we be trouble! I send the powarup fro yuo to combat the evil!'

So he takesd the power and the light turned to white all round him till it was so bright his eyes couldnt see the vision. Ricten gasp "It is teh powerful!"

Ten Dracula came and eated animals all over the forest. Word spred to the village where tBelmont family was wrnead of it.

"It deradful! I am worry of my husband who lumbers in the forst all day"
"Donot worry i am safe the village from him" and Ricter said goodbye to neibhour Shelly and ran off to fight the vampire.

First he foght the Frankensteing and death but a whole bunch of skeletons too until he found teh Dracula.

"Haha" Dracula laughered "you have fighting for very long house it is almost midnight and then i will be MOr powerful!"
"I can fight for a few hourse more and " he whip the crystal out of Darculas handd.
"That is lony crystal that is not source of power i am still powar"

So Rihcter whip again and darcula neck blooded. "Dont understand"
"tath crystal was a fakes i sent it to you to replce the reel one it is full of holy water which you are standing on so yuo lose all your power"
"No that is not make sense"
"Whip again" he commanded as he whipped at the head off. Darcula's head rolled down teh forest hill into the swamp by Tranvlsania Desert and his body turn to dust.

I W''ill never fight yuo again but my son will fight when is older that is curst ofe the belmonts"

but he came home and son was dead of the skick.
"NO IT IMPOSSIBLE"
Richter was sadly. But he knew that he could train of other Belmont. He wuld have nother child.
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Romper:

The Romper Shabadoo was reed a letter he gots from the mail. His son wa sick but he read the lettar ovar the subway for the lights. It was dark night and he was in the house but the lettre ws afrom Maria Rennard!.

Seh was from awayu and we was worry of her? "Alucard is fear that we be trouble! I send the powarup fro yuo to combat the foot!'

So he takesd the power and the light turned to brown all round him till it was so bright his eyes couldnt see the vision. Romper gasp "He went to the store and then he picked up his kid and then he went home!"

Ten Kraken came and eated animals all over the forest. Word spred to the village where Shabadoo family was wrnead of it.

"It deradful! I am worry of my husband who lumbers in the forst all day"
"Donot worry i am safe the village from him" and Romper said goodbye to neibhour Jerry Springer and ran off to fight the turtle.

First he foght the Frankenstein's Monster and death but a whole bunch of zombies too until he found teh Kraken.

"Haha" Kraken laughered "you have fighting for very long house it is almost quarter past 2 in the morning and then i will be MOr shiny!!"
"I can fight for a few hourse more and " he laugh the crystal out of Kraken bicep.
"That is lony crystal that is not source of power i am still powar"

So Romper laugh again and Kraken penis blooded. "Dont understand"
"tath crystal was a fakes i sent it to you to replce the reel one it is full of holy water which you are standing on so yuo lose all your power"
"No that is not make sense"
"Laugh again" he commanded as he laughed at the anus off. Kraken anus rolled down teh forest hill into the swamp by Tranvlsania Desert and his body turn to gym.

I W''ill never fight yuo again but my son will fight when is older that is curst ofe the Shabadoos"

but he came home and son was dead of the skick.
"NO IT IMPOSSIBLE"
Romper was sadly. But he knew that he could train of other Shabadoo. He wuld have nother magazine.
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Stine

The Bob Rodgers was reed a letter he gots from the mail. His son wa sick but he read the lettar ovar the book for the lights. It was dark night and he was in the house but the lettre ws afrom Maria Rennard!.

Seh was from awayu and we was worry of her? "Alucard is fear that we be trouble! I send the powarup fro yuo to combat the toy wagon!'

So he takesd the power and the light turned to yellow all round him till it was so bright his eyes couldnt see the vision. Bob gasp "Where you be!"

Ten Cloverfield Monster came and eated animals all over the forest. Word spred to the village where Rodgers family was wrnead of it.

"It deradful! I am worry of my husband who lumbers in the forst all day"
"Donot worry i am safe the village from him" and Bob said goodbye to neibhour Steve Miller and ran off to fight the ocelot.

First he foght the Masi Oka and death but a whole bunch of Werewolf too until he found teh Cloverfield Monster.

"Haha" Cloverfield Monster laughered "you have fighting for very long house it is almost dusk and then i will be MOr scaly!"
"I can fight for a few hourse more and " he illuminate the crystal out of Cloverfield Monster throat.
"That is lony crystal that is not source of power i am still powar"

So Bob illuminate again and Cloverfield Monster toe blooded. "Dont understand"
"tath crystal was a fakes i sent it to you to replce the reel one it is full of holy water which you are standing on so yuo lose all your power"
"No that is not make sense"
"Illuminate again" he commanded as he illuminated at the eye off. Cloverfield Monster's eye rolled down teh forest hill into the swamp by Tranvlsania Desert and his body turn to barley.

I W''ill never fight yuo again but my son will fight when is older that is curst ofe the Rodgers"

but he came home and son was dead of the skick.
"NO IT IMPOSSIBLE"
Bob was sadly. But he knew that he could train of other Rodgers. He wuld have nother beer.
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Jamal

The Jamal Kournikova was reed a letter he gots from the mail. His son wa sick but he read the lettar ovar the rack for the lights. It was dark night and he was in the house but the lettre ws afrom Maria Rennard!.

Seh was from awayu and we was worry of her? "Alucard is fear that we be trouble! I send the powarup fro yuo to combat the pickle!'

So he takesd the power and the light turned to blue all round him till it was so bright his eyes couldnt see the vision. Jamal gasp "I are used two sword!"

Ten Ricky Bobby came and eated animals all over the forest. Word spred to the village where Kournikova family was wrnead of it.

"It deradful! I am worry of my husband who lumbers in the forst all day"
"Donot worry i am safe the village from him" and Jamal said goodbye to neibhour Cal Norton Jr. and ran off to fight the llama.

First he foght the Napoleon Dynamite and death but a whole bunch of skeleton too until he found teh Ricky Bobby.

"Haha" Ricky Bobby laughered "you have fighting for very long house it is almost half passed a monkey's ass, quarter to his tail and then i will be MOr hard!"
"I can fight for a few hourse more and " he queef the crystal out of Ricky Bobby colon.
"That is lony crystal that is not source of power i am still powar"

So Jamal queef again and Ricky Bobby tonsils blooded. "Dont understand"
"tath crystal was a fakes i sent it to you to replce the reel one it is full of holy water which you are standing on so yuo lose all your power"
"No that is not make sense"
"Queef again" he commanded as he queefed at the pancreas off. Ricky Bobby's pancreas rolled down teh forest hill into the swamp by Tranvlsania Desert and his body turn to Stockcar.

I W''ill never fight yuo again but my son will fight when is older that is curst ofe the Kournikovas"

but he came home and son was dead of the skick.
"NO IT IMPOSSIBLE"
Jamal was sadly. But he knew that he could train of other Kournikova. He wuld have nother checkered flag.
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Lucki

The Obama Clinton was reed a letter he gots from the mail. His son wa sick but he read the lettar ovar the BFG9000 for the lights. It was dark night and he was in the house but the lettre ws afrom Maria Rennard!.

Seh was from awayu and we was worry of her? "Alucard is fear that we be trouble! I send the powarup fro yuo to combat the piano wire!'

So he takesd the power and the light turned to mauve all round him till it was so bright his eyes couldnt see the vision. Obama gasp "ur!"

Ten Capt. Jack Sparrow came and eated animals all over the forest. Word spred to the village where Clinton family was wrnead of it.

"It deradful! I am worry of my husband who lumbers in the forst all day"
"Donot worry i am safe the village from him" and Obama said goodbye to neibhour Hilary Duff and ran off to fight the salamander.

First he foght the Creature from the Black Lagoon and death but a whole bunch of dragon too until he found teh Capt. Jack Sparrow.

"Haha" Capt. Jack Sparrow laughered "you have fighting for very long house it is almost Miller time and then i will be MOr loose!"
"I can fight for a few hourse more and " he fap the crystal out of Capt. Jack Sparrow pancreas.
"That is lony crystal that is not source of power i am still powar"

So Obama fap again and Capt. Jack Sparrow Adam's Apple blooded. "Dont understand"
"tath crystal was a fakes i sent it to you to replce the reel one it is full of holy water which you are standing on so yuo lose all your power"
"No that is not make sense"
"Fap again" he commanded as he fapped at the knee off. Capt. Jack Sparrow's knee rolled down teh forest hill into the swamp by Tranvlsania Desert and his body turn to dynamite.

I W''ill never fight yuo again but my son will fight when is older that is curst ofe the Clintons"

but he came home and son was dead of the skick.
"NO IT IMPOSSIBLE"
Obama was sadly. But he knew that he could train of other Clinton. He wuld have nother puppy.
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Zyndara

The Heather Willis was reed a letter he gots from the mail. His son wa sick but he read the lettar ovar the sunglasses for the lights. It was dark night and he was in the house but the lettre ws afrom Maria Rennard!.

Seh was from awayu and we was worry of her? "Alucard is fear that we be trouble! I send the powarup fro yuo to combat the purse!'

So he takesd the power and the light turned to neon green all round him till it was so bright his eyes couldnt see the vision. Heather gasp "u!"

Ten Godzilla came and eated animals all over the forest. Word spred to the village where Willis family was wrnead of it.

"It deradful! I am worry of my husband who lumbers in the forst all day"
"Donot worry i am safe the village from him" and Heather said goodbye to neibhour Mr. Miagi and ran off to fight the tiger.

First he foght the Mothra and death but a whole bunch of zombie too until he found teh Godzilla.

"Haha" Godzilla laughered "you have fighting for very long house it is almost dusk and then i will be MOr flatulent!"
"I can fight for a few hourse more and " he spit the crystal out of Godzilla foot.
"That is lony crystal that is not source of power i am still powar"

So Heather spit again and Godzilla ear blooded. "Dont understand"
"tath crystal was a fakes i sent it to you to replce the reel one it is full of holy water which you are standing on so yuo lose all your power"
"No that is not make sense"
"Spit again" he commanded as he spitted at the finger off. Godzilla's finger rolled down teh forest hill into the swamp by Tranvlsania Desert and his body turn to bucket.

I W''ill never fight yuo again but my son will fight when is older that is curst ofe the Willises"

but he came home and son was dead of the skick.
"NO IT IMPOSSIBLE"
Heather was sadly. But he knew that he could train of other Willis. He wuld have nother tree.
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Shyrra

The Marco Scutaro was reed a letter he gots from the mail. His son wa sick but he read the lettar ovar the pants for the lights. It was dark night and he was in the house but the lettre ws afrom Maria Rennard!.

Seh was from awayu and we was worry of her? "Alucard is fear that we be trouble! I send the powarup fro yuo to combat the libido!'

So he takesd the power and the light turned to blurple all round him till it was so bright his eyes couldnt see the vision. Marco gasp "This sure am some good linkshell!"

Ten Yeti came and eated animals all over the forest. Word spred to the village where Scutaro family was wrnead of it.

"It deradful! I am worry of my husband who lumbers in the forst all day"
"Donot worry i am safe the village from him" and Marco said goodbye to neibhour Jeebus and ran off to fight the kitten.

First he foght the Maury and death but a whole bunch of slimes too until he found teh Yeti.

"Haha" Yeti laughered "you have fighting for very long house it is almost sextime and then i will be MOr sluttalicious!"
"I can fight for a few hourse more and " he hump the crystal out of Yeti leg.
"That is lony crystal that is not source of power i am still powar"

So Marco hump again and Yeti ear blooded. "Dont understand"
"tath crystal was a fakes i sent it to you to replce the reel one it is full of holy water which you are standing on so yuo lose all your power"
"No that is not make sense"
"Hump again" he commanded as he humped at the anal cavity off. Yeti's anal cavity rolled down teh forest hill into the swamp by Tranvlsania Desert and his body turn to quarry.

I W''ill never fight yuo again but my son will fight when is older that is curst ofe the Scutaros"

but he came home and son was dead of the skick.
"NO IT IMPOSSIBLE"
Marco was sadly. But he knew that he could train of other Scutaro. He wuld have nother vortex.
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Linhjah

The Tom Tom was reed a letter he gots from the mail. His son wa sick but he read the lettar ovar the desk for the lights. It was dark night and he was in the house but the lettre ws afrom Maria Rennard!.

Seh was from awayu and we was worry of her? "Alucard is fear that we be trouble! I send the powarup fro yuo to combat the paper!'

So he takesd the power and the light turned to white all round him till it was so bright his eyes couldnt see the vision. Tom gasp "They is schweet!"

Ten Godzilla came and eated animals all over the forest. Word spred to the village where Tom family was wrnead of it.

"It deradful! I am worry of my husband who lumbers in the forst all day"
"Donot worry i am safe the village from him" and Tom said goodbye to neibhour Jordan and ran off to fight the Care Bear.

First he foght the Barbara Streisand and death but a whole bunch of wizard too until he found teh Godzilla.

"Haha" Godzilla laughered "you have fighting for very long house it is almost 8:41am and then i will be MOr heavy!"
"I can fight for a few hourse more and " he walk the crystal out of Godzilla ear.
"That is lony crystal that is not source of power i am still powar"

So Tom walk again and Godzilla nail bed blooded. "Dont understand"
"tath crystal was a fakes i sent it to you to replce the reel one it is full of holy water which you are standing on so yuo lose all your power"
"No that is not make sense"
"Walk again" he commanded as he walked at the finger off. Godzilla's finger rolled down teh forest hill into the swamp by Tranvlsania Desert and his body turn to blanket.

I W''ill never fight yuo again but my son will fight when is older that is curst ofe the Toms"

but he came home and son was dead of the skick.
"NO IT IMPOSSIBLE"
Tom was sadly. But he knew that he could train of other Tom. He wuld have nother tissue.
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Skreb

The Martha Stewart was reed a letter he gots from the mail. His son wa sick but he read the lettar ovar the ball for the lights. It was dark night and he was in the house but the lettre ws afrom Maria Rennard!.

Seh was from awayu and we was worry of her? "Alucard is fear that we be trouble! I send the powarup fro yuo to combat the chain!'

So he takesd the power and the light turned to green all round him till it was so bright his eyes couldnt see the vision. Martha gasp "Fo shizzle!"

Ten Dracula came and eated animals all over the forest. Word spred to the village where Stewart family was wrnead of it.

"It deradful! I am worry of my husband who lumbers in the forst all day"
"Donot worry i am safe the village from him" and Martha said goodbye to neibhour Jessica Alba and ran off to fight the llama.

First he foght the Mothra and death but a whole bunch of ghoul too until he found teh Dracula.

"Haha" Dracula laughered "you have fighting for very long house it is almost 12:00am and then i will be MOr moist!"
"I can fight for a few hourse more and " he stroke the crystal out of Dracula mouth.
"That is lony crystal that is not source of power i am still powar"

So Martha stroke again and Dracula ear blooded. "Dont understand"
"tath crystal was a fakes i sent it to you to replce the reel one it is full of holy water which you are standing on so yuo lose all your power"
"No that is not make sense"
"Stroke again" he commanded as he stroked at the finger off. Dracula's finger rolled down teh forest hill into the swamp by Tranvlsania Desert and his body turn to shoe.

I W''ill never fight yuo again but my son will fight when is older that is curst ofe the Stewarts"

but he came home and son was dead of the skick.
"NO IT IMPOSSIBLE"
Martha was sadly. But he knew that he could train of other Stewart. He wuld have nother whip.
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Morwen

The Adolf Weizenheimer was reed a letter he gots from the mail. His son wa sick but he read the lettar ovar the book for the lights. It was dark night and he was in the house but the lettre ws afrom Maria Rennard!.

Seh was from awayu and we was worry of her? "Alucard is fear that we be trouble! I send the powarup fro yuo to combat the table!'

So he takesd the power and the light turned to fuscia all round him till it was so bright his eyes couldnt see the vision. Adolf gasp "Dood!"

Ten OJ Simpson came and eated animals all over the forest. Word spred to the village where Weizenheimer family was wrnead of it.

"It deradful! I am worry of my husband who lumbers in the forst all day"
"Donot worry i am safe the village from him" and Adolf said goodbye to neibhour Apu and ran off to fight the Ring-tailed Lemur.

First he foght the Godzilla and death but a whole bunch of 3-headed dragon too until he found teh OJ Simpson.

"Haha" OJ Simpson laughered "you have fighting for very long house it is almost 12:42:17 A.M. and then i will be MOr scratchy!"
"I can fight for a few hourse more and " he race the crystal out of OJ Simpson genitals.
"That is lony crystal that is not source of power i am still powar"

So Adolf race again and OJ Simpson ear blooded. "Dont understand"
"tath crystal was a fakes i sent it to you to replce the reel one it is full of holy water which you are standing on so yuo lose all your power"
"No that is not make sense"
"Race again" he commanded as he raced at the eyelid off. OJ Simpson's eyelid rolled down teh forest hill into the swamp by Tranvlsania Desert and his body turn to bat.

I W''ill never fight yuo again but my son will fight when is older that is curst ofe the Weizenheimers"

but he came home and son was dead of the skick.
"NO IT IMPOSSIBLE"
Adolf was sadly. But he knew that he could train of other Weizenheimer. He wuld have nother light.
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And yes the grammar in the original is supposed to be that bad. =P
 
Yeti's anal cavity rolled down teh forest hill into the swamp by Tranvlsania Desert and his body turn to quarry.
Click to expand...

Shyrra's was indeed awesome.
 
Good job, man! Ty ^^ was pretty lol
 
Thanks, those are pretty good :)
 
OK I'm gonna give it a whirl and see how lame it is. lol Here's a new one:

verb:
adjective:
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noun:
adverb:
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noun:
Exclaimation of surprise:
verb:
adjective:
sound:
body part:
adverb:
food:
celebrity name:
adjective:
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verb:
group of something:

Have at it, I'll cut off in an hour at 3:30 ET.
 
verb: hump
adjective: slow
verb: spank
noun: tree
adverb: lustily
verb: lick
noun: carpet
Exclaimation of surprise: Eh?
verb: fall
adjective: stiff
sound: grunt
body part: ankle
adverb: gaily
food: salsa
celebrity name: Bob Saget
adjective: limp
noun: noodle
verb: drink
group of something: throng
 
verb: fap
adjective: hot
verb: raging
noun: Stanley Cup
adverb: furiously
verb: gyrating
noun: Panzer Tank
Exclaimation of surprise: Gadzooks!
verb: crapping
adjective: cold
sound: splat
body part: pelvis
adverb: methodically
food: Soylent Green
celebrity name: Jenna Jameson
adjective: rigid
noun: coffee can
verb: thrusting
group of something: alliance
 
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