Man puts wife up for sale

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It's been a while since any people/virginity sales have been posted, so here ya go:
http://www.ananova.com/news/story/sm_3065361.html

A Romanian man has put his 25-year-old wife up for sale on a website specialising in used cars.

Alex Cretu, 20, who lives in Bucharest, hoped to get around £4m but has lowered his price to £3,000 for a quick sale.

His ad on www.okazii.ro reads: "Wife for sale. Model 1983, good condition. Full option, nice suspensions, spacious boot, second owner.

"Price is negotiable, comes with three-year-old and five-year-old accessories. Seriousness demanded."

Alex says he placed his ad on the site partly because he had got fed up of his wife nagging him all of the time and partly as a joke.

He said he waited until his wife left for a job in Spain so as she wouldn't know about the sale.

He had received a number of offers but none were acceptable so far as the potential purchasers either offered too low a price or wanted to buy her in instalments.
 
Is financing available?
 
What's the warranty?
Is there an option to purchase an extended warranty, preferably with a replacement option? If she breaks down in a year, trade her in for a newer model.
 
Is that where all those middle aged men keep trading their older models in for? Man, that must be one hell of an extension.
 
will there be a credit check and how about no money down?
 
I dont know.... i would kinda prefer for it to be a tight fit... no need to waste any space either.
 
Lol at the comments. I would personally prefer a rental thing...
 
Test drive available?
 
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Accessories?
 
Only one word comes to mind about this...

NaaaaannnniiiiiiiIIIiiiIIIII???!!
 
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