Manbearpig ?

I'm surprised she didn't say it was the sister.
 
Wow, the last 10 pages are full of internet entertainment.

True story -

My uncle had an internet relationship with a girl for about 6 months. She lived 500 miles north of him. They sent pictures back and forth, and she told him all kinds of stuff about how she was 20 years old, had a kid, single blah blah blah. They arrange a meeting, so when my uncle gets up there, it turns out she's 15, overweight, and not attractive at all. She was sending him pictures of her cousin and using her cousin's story as her own. So my uncle decides he didn't drive 500 miles for nothing, so he takes her from where she's babysitting to a hotel. They spend the night together, he drops her off somewhere and heads back home. About 100 miles into his drive he gets a call from the state police saying he needs to come back. The girl's parents had called the cops when she didn't come home saying she was kidnapped. He ends up having to spend 6 months in the state prison for statutory rape. Felony charges don't come off your permanent record, so he's had a hard time finding jobs ever since then. Internet impersonation is a bad thing.
 
This is the first time I have been able to get on all day!!! THIS SHIT WAS NOT WRITTEN BY ME!! I was playing FF. How do I delete this damn account? Please tell me. I think it was hacked. I have no cousin. I just got on to talk about ballista and this is what I saw. Can someone help me so I can delete this account. My entire computer has been messed with.
 
This is the first time I have been able to get on all day!!! THIS SHIT WAS NOT WRITTEN BY ME!! I was playing FF. How do I delete this damn account? Please tell me. I think it was hacked. I have no cousin. I just got on to talk about ballista and this is what I saw. Can someone help me so I can delete this account. My entire computer has been messed with.

lol GTFO.
 
I might get turned on if that were so. A pair of Jesus raised sisters with dirty mouthes. Hot, amirite?

You forgot the ecstasy part, but no not hot. I don't want a bible thumper for a crazy man that was born a long time ago as even Christianity was used to gain loyalty for the rulers while controlling people with the fear of hell. So I highly doubt that there was even a Jesus because it certainly talks about how to prevent going to hell.
 
lol GTFO.

Im 100% serious. I want this account deleted. Please tell me how so that whoever is fucking getting in here can stop. Half of my computer has been hacked into. This is bullshit.
 
This is the first time I have been able to get on all day!!! THIS SHIT WAS NOT WRITTEN BY ME!! I was playing FF. How do I delete this damn account? Please tell me. I think it was hacked. I have no cousin. I just got on to talk about ballista and this is what I saw. Can someone help me so I can delete this account. My entire computer has been messed with.

I smell lies.
 
Im 100% serious. I want this account deleted. Please tell me how so that whoever is fucking getting in here can stop. Half of my computer has been hacked into. This is bullshit.

Lol We need Eleibfrid for this job!

Still lies.
 
Last thing I posted was yesterday. Thats it. I was told by Rasputtin to get on and look at this. It just now let me on. I just want to get it deleted. Nothing esle. Can you all just tell me how please?
 
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Im 100% serious. I want this account deleted. Please tell me how so that whoever is fucking getting in here can stop. Half of my computer has been hacked into. This is bullshit.

When did it happen? When you mysteriously necro'd 6 flames 6 days ago in a 6 minute period?
I can put it together

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Just please help me get this deleted! I dont care if you all dont believe me. This is bullshit. I am really mad here.
 
Im 100% serious. I want this account deleted. Please tell me how so that whoever is fucking getting in here can stop. Half of my computer has been hacked into. This is bullshit.

Well I hope the other half comes soon. Do you really expect us to believe that after this thread, you mysteriously were able to get onto your account and pass blame onto a hacker? The chance of that happening is number one, very slim. Number two, no one cares enough about your QCDN account to hack it. Number three, the chance you were able to read this whole thread to see how much of a douche you really are in impossible.

Take care then, bye bye now. But hey, your account will be banned, but then again, so will you. How is that for bullshit?
 
Last thing I posted was yesterday. Thats it. I was told by Rasputtin to get on and look at this. It just now let me on. I just want to get it deleted. Nothing esle. Can you all just tell me how please?

Uh-huh we totally believe you, oh wait no we don't.
 
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