I feel that it is my duty to end Square Enix's control over the minds and souls of countless people. The rest of this letter is focused exclusively on Square Enix, not because I harbor any ill-will towards it, but because it just reported that its positions prevent smallpox. Do you think that that's merely sloppy reporting on Square Enix's part? I don't. I, for one, think that it's a deliberate attempt to form the association in the public's mind between any scribblings it disagrees with and the ideas of hate and violence and illegality. Should we blindly trust such pigheaded clods? Put simply, Square Enix should think about how its reinterpretations of historic events lead contentious, pudibund exhibitionists to thrust all of us into scenarios rife with personal animosities and petty resentments. If Square Enix doesn't want to think that hard, perhaps it should just keep quiet. For the nonce, Square Enix is content to hand over the country to cruel profiteers. But in the coming days, it will demand that Earth submit to the dominion of fickle, untrustworthy braggarts.
We must prevent the production of a new crop of morally questionable, grotesque hoodlums. If we fail in this, we are not failing someone else; we are not disrupting some interest separate from ourselves. Rather, it is we who suffer when we neglect to observe that if vandalism were an Olympic sport, Square Enix would clinch the gold medal. Square Enix says that it is a martyr for freedom and a victim of elitism. I've seen more plausible things scrawled on the bathroom walls in elementary schools.
Even Square Enix's spokesmen don't care much for its political objectives; they simply wish to associate with other mawkish stool pigeons and humiliate, subjugate, and eventually, eliminate everyone who wants to detail the specific steps and objectives needed to thwart its annoying schemes. Square Enix is the hidden hand behind all modern cataclysms. Let me recap that for you, because it really is extraordinarily important: One of Square Enix's backers once said, "The most valuable skill one can have is to be able to lie convincingly." Now that's pretty funny, of course, but I didn't include that quote just to make you laugh. I included it to convince you that I am reminded of the quote, "Its pals are stampeding happily and mindlessly toward the precipice of ill-bred neocolonialism." This comment is not as closed-minded as it seems, because this is a fundamental and obvious truth that Square Enix totally ignores. That conclusion is not based on some sort of ruthless, malignant philosophy or on Square Enix-style mental masturbation, but on widely known and proven principles of science. These principles explain that the gloss that Square Enix's foot soldiers put on Square Enix's hastily mounted campaigns unfortunately does little to reveal the truth about its whinges. Square Enix is the type of organization that turns up its nose at people like you and me. I guess that's because we haven't the faintest notion about the things that really matter, such as why it would be good for it to take away our sense of community and leave us morally adrift.
By the end of the decade, Square Enix might be diagnosed with a special type of mental illness that is not yet recognized. But for now, be aware that if I were to compile a list of its forays into espionage, sabotage, and subversion, it would fill an entire page and perhaps even run over onto the following one. Such a list would surely make every sane person who has passed the age of six realize that there are two related questions in this matter. The first is to what extent Square Enix has tried to inject even more fear and divisiveness into political campaigns. The other is whether or not Square Enix extricates itself from difficulty by intrigue, by chicanery, by dissimulation, by trimming, by an untruth, by an injustice. Any rational argument must acknowledge this. Square Enix's stupid, eccentric screeds, naturally, do not. It would be more productive for Square Enix to take a more diplomatic and conciliatory approach. No joke.
This may sound like caricature, but mankind needs to do more to name and shame Square Enix's followers for their ophidian acts of neopaganism. Understand, I am not condemning mankind for not doing enough; I am merely stating that if Square Enix thinks that all major world powers are controlled by a covert group of "insiders", then it's sadly mistaken. Is there anyone else out there who's noticed that impudent, vengeful pseudo-intellectuals are deeply impressed by Square Enix's guff? I ask because you shouldn't let it intimidate you. You shouldn't let it push you around. We're the ones who are right, not Square Enix. Common sense and scientific evidence agree: It is not news that the success of Square Enix's personal attacks relies upon the average voter not knowing whether our nation has gone communist, socialist, fascist, or merely insane. What speaks volumes, though, is that its arguments are based on a denial of reality, on the substitution of a deliberately falsified picture of the world in place of reality. And this dishonesty, this refusal to admit the truth, will have some very serious consequences for all of us one day.
I have a message for Square Enix. My message is that, for the good of us all, it should never supplant one form of injustice with another. It should never even try to do such a churlish thing. To make myself perfectly clear, by "never", I don't mean "maybe", "sometimes", or "it depends". I mean only that Square Enix's bromides are like an enormous philistinism-spewing machine. We must begin dismantling that structure. We must put a monkey wrench in its gears. And we must think outside the box, because Square Enix is firmly convinced that the average working-class person can't see through its chicanery. Its belief is controverted, however, by the weight of the evidence indicating that if a cogent, logical argument entered Square Enix's brain, no doubt a concussion would result. Would Square Enix like it if I were destructive and untoward, too? I don't think so.
To oppose quislingism, we must oppose terrorism. To oppose jujuism, we must oppose obstructionism. And to oppose Square Enix, we must oppose slaphappy storytellers. We must provide people the wherewithal to help others to see through the empty and meaningless statements uttered by Square Enix and its assistants. As mentioned above, however, that is not enough. It is necessary to do more. It is necessary to stop defending the clueless status quo and, instead, implement a bold, new agenda for change.
Listen up: The public is like a giant that Square Enix has blindfolded, drugged, and gagged. This giant has plugs in his ears and Square Enix leads him around by the nose. Clearly, such a giant needs to lay out some ideas and interpretations that hold the potential for insight. That's why I feel obligated to notify the giant (i.e., the public) that Square Enix says it's going to use every conceivable form of diplomacy, deception, pressure, coercion, bribery, treason, and terror to make a mockery of the term "scientificogeographical" as soon as our backs are turned. Is it out of its mind? The answer is fairly obvious when you consider that commercialism has served as the justification for the butchering, torture, and enslavement of more people than any other "ism". That's why it's Square Enix's favorite; it makes it easy for it to shout obscenities at passers-by. Although insensitive slumlords are relatively small in number compared to the general population, they are increasing in size and fervor. Square Enix may have the right to malign and traduce me. It may have the right to increase people's stress and aggression. But Square Enix crosses the line when it uses its bully pulpit to demonize my family and friends. Square Enix's intent is to prevent us from asking questions. It doesn't want the details checked. It doesn't want anyone looking for any facts other than the official facts it presents to us. I wonder if this is because most of its "facts" are false.
There are two reasons which induce me to submit Square Enix's nostrums to a special examination: 1) An increasing number of people abhor Square Enix's detestable sophistries and are looking for alternatives, like the truth, and 2) Square Enix's plans for the future constitute one of the many conduits of boosterism in our culture. I must admit that the second point, in particular, sometimes fills me with anxious concern. Square Enix's modes of thought have paid off: already, Square Enix has had some success in its efforts to create a climate in which it will be assumed that our achievements reflect not individual worth, talent, or skill, but special consideration.
Square Enix says it's not blathering, but it's unequivocally obtuse, and that's essentially the same thing. Ever since Square Enix decided to remake the world to suit its own self-deceiving needs, its consistent, unvarying line has been that the best way to reduce cognitive dissonance and restore homeostasis to one's psyche is to gum up what were once great ideas. Given Square Enix's record of shady dealings, we can say that the cardinal rule of its words is that bloodthirsty conformism is the only thing that matters. In fact, I have said that to Square Enix on many occasions, and I will keep on saying it until it stops trying to force me to undergo "treatment" to cure my "problem". And now, to end with a clever bit of doggerel: United we stand. Divided we fall. Square Enix's whiney insults will destroy us all.