meet Alvin Greene, democratic Senate nominee.

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Skip to 2:15 if you wanna skip to the interview.

I don't know how Keith's head didn't explode.

so fluke?

Republican plant?

or do SC democrats just have no idea whats going on?

I doubt hes a plant, but if he is, damn did they pick a hilarious one.
 
On Twitter, someone wondered why Olbermann didn't ask how many ways Greene's mother could prepare shrimp.

I'm not sure how this guy got in there, but clearly he's in way over his head.
 
I'm not even going to touch this thread. We in SC are so fucking confused ourselves about this...

If he won legitimately, power to him, and although he'll get destroyed by DeMint (boo) in the general election, at least he made it this far.
 
On the local news they said that a lot of people who voted for him said that they didn't know anything about him but voted for him because his name was similar to a gospel singer's. Yay SC and our politics....
 
The guy has my vote. He has a plan and doesn't sound like he's making empty promises. You can bet he'll have my vote if he runs for president too.
 
OMG I have his first debate!


LOL, how crazy to see this here. This guy lives in the same small town I do, population of about 12000. He's not just running for governor. I'll take a picture of his sign next time I drive by it, he's running for EVERY ELECTED POSITION in our county and the larger city we're a suburb of. The guy's whacko but he's fun to talk to.
 
LOL, how crazy to see this here. This guy lives in the same small town I do, population of about 12000. He's not just running for governor. I'll take a picture of his sign next time I drive by it, he's running for EVERY ELECTED POSITION in our county and the larger city we're a suburb of. The guy's whacko but he's fun to talk to.

What is this I dont even; your location says Chattanooga, which is not close to South Carolina at all.
 
What is this I dont even; your location says Chattanooga, which is not close to South Carolina at all.

Lol, look at what I quoted. Someone thought that linking to a video of Basil Marceaux fit in this thread. Basil is the one who lives in my town.
 
yeah the basil guy is from Tennessee, btw cletus, I have grandparents living in Chattanooga, your aquarium is awesome.

lol my favorite part of the video is the end, where he says "and everyone, have a nice day"
 
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from basilmarceaux.com

Things of important

1. Can a higher court say no to 2nd traffic stops
And a county court say yes overruling the higher
court,
No they can not! But they everyday in Tennessee.
Are you duly convicted? No I would take 12 stuns’ to protect a citizen . Would a lawyer?
No they will not! They do not even read Knowels vs. Iowa? Tenn vs. Pucket


2.The State fuel budget is a concern of mine it may Hinder safety side of our government. I would introduce a bill to make all the state vacant land that are open field and along the high way a farm and this farm will plant corn products and other plant life that can be use for alterative fuel


The 13th says criminal are slaves so we will take non.- violent criminals who are duly convicted and aloud them to work our farms to plant, take care of, harvest, put are the product into trucks where they took too the refiner ,give them some of the product to pay for process and we will take the rest in money or alternate fuel too be delivered too cities, counties around the state.

3. I would like to update the monitory car insurance to match the federal insurance act where they say if you do not know the name and address of the person who will get the check when you pay you money to your agent it is gaming and we can not gamble in Tenn, right now we are gaming. My plan would lower car insurance by 45% . With this plan to follow federal
act is too insure your our car and nobody else because the only name we will know who will get the check is ourselves who pay the money to agent. We have no insurable interest in any other person

Citizens who get food stamp and S/S check can not afford to buy where food now can they afford to pay Insurance we would need to find a way to pay the insurance for them.

4. My friends a beer stores say they must check 200 D/L a day that 400 minutes a day per clerk which is over 6 hours at $ 7.00 a hour that $ 42.00, with it mandatory then we must pay them.

5. I believe we must hate the U.S. Flag because we fly the wrong one and when we fly the right one we and the government fly it wrong. Can we start honoring the flag Again.

6. Either as a senator and when I run for 2010 governor post I will recall all gun permits and registrations and we will not had any registration in this state. The right
too bear arms against our government and not burglars must be protected after the Supreme court ruling.

7. I find it hard to take a campaign fund from anyone because if they give me money they expect something and then they seal it with a hand shack . I think this is bribery
so to keep everybody honest lets put all funds in one bucket, then divide the bucket by cities, counties and state ,then divide those buckets among who ever once want to run and
nobody owes anybody.

8. Education ,let us put phonics back in school if you can not read you can not do History, Math, English. And that where we are now. Let make it mandatory in high school to read the
minutes to the U.S. Congress , the Congressional Globe the real history of the U.S

9 Look for my citizens enemy!


People Called to stop Slavery at traffic stop they
all say county court can not
overrule supreme court ,but
no-one will help while 1.8
billion is stole by false arrest

All U.S. Senators
All U.S. Congressmen
F.B.I. Chatt. And Wash.
U.S. Marshal
Secret Service
United Nation
Department of Defense
Army and Navy
National Guard
All state Senator
All state house Reps.
T.B.I.
Governor
All Newspapers

Who going to help us







Things I done for my citizens

1.Served in the U.S. Marine as a Force Recon, Bn. Recon, and a plain Marine who is maintain and recognized as once a Marine always a Marine with a Protect and Defend Oath land and sea , foreign and domestic against all enemy land and sea for life and no other services has this authority .

2. Filed suit against Governor Sunquest for promoting Slavery in Tenn.

3.. Filed a suit against Soddy Daisy Judge for promoting slaving at traffic stops.

4 .Filled a suit against Chattanooga Free Press, Tennessean, all TV stations , Hamilton county attorney, D/A for extortion jury fixing,, racketeering, promoting slavery at traffic stops.

5.Filled a suit against Chattanooga Free Press, Tennessean, all TV stations , Cumberland county attorney, D/A for extortion jury fixing,, racketeering, promoting slavery at traffic stops

6.Filled a suit against Chattanooga Free Press, Tennessean, all TV stations , Bradley county attorney, D/A for extortion jury fixing,, racketeering, promoting slavery at traffic stops.

7. All cases was taken all the way to Tennessee Supreme Court all dismiss allowing counties court to overruled the U.S. Supreme Court concerning traffic stops and media protect them Let me us put me in office.

8 Fix the Flag at Mill Park to fly right at a high cost of 12 stun by stun gun and now it fly right thank to 311.

9 Ran for governor for three times, state senator 4 times, U.S. Senate once.
 
Arg, gonna translate that.

Things of Import

1.The Supreme Court, in Knowles V. Iowa 525 U.S. 113 (1998) prohibited the search of vehicles stopped for a traffic infraction where a citation has been issued for the offense, yet in Tenn. our courts often uphold these illegal searches.
I'll get tasered 12 times in a citizens defense, but will a lawyer?! No they will not! They do not even read Knowels vs. Iowa or even Tenn vs. Pucket (couldn't find).

2.The State fuel budget is a concern of mine it may hinder the well being of our Government. I will introduce a bill to make all the state-owned vacant land which are open field or along the highway State regulated farms dedicated to the production of corn and alternative fuels.

3. I not only did not read the legal form of the Thirteenth Amendment, but I couldn't even be bothered to read : http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Thirteenth_Amendment_to_the_United_States_Constitution

Someone take over, my brain hurts.
 
I think this thread just gave me an aneurysm.
 
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8 "Fix the Flag at Mill Park to fly right at a high cost of 12 stun by stun gun and now it fly right thank to 311."
8 Fix the Flag at Mill Park to fly right at a high cost of 12 stun by stun gun and now it fly right thank to 311.
8 Fix the Flag at Mill Park to fly right at a high cost of 12 stun by stun gun and now it fly right thank to 311.

what?

also...
2.Equal Health care
a. a free gift program
b. take a look at and redo all mandtory insurance programs
c. See why dental is not in most plans a tooth aches hurt more than a back aches and no teeths depresses people

Its true, no teeths would depress me more than a backache.
 
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I thread is so stupid It may have turned me republican...
 
If it did you should be supporting Basil. And the plant.
 
plant or not... the democratic primary elected him... also i miss chattanooga... i went to Hixson middle when i was a kiddie and was at the aquarium the first day it opened! In fact i dont remember if it was at the opening or not but i think i sang there when i was in the Chattanooga boys choir too..Shit what i really miss was riverbend... that still going on?
 


There's a youtube version with subtitles - I don't know about you Americans, but I needed it at points.
 
There's a youtube version with subtitles - I don't know about you Americans, but I needed it at points.

I don't think accents make any difference here. I can tell which words he's using and I still don't have a clue what the hell he's saying lol. If anything, I think it makes it worse. Seriously, it's like he's speaking in an Uncanny Valley version of English.
 
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Sounds to me like he's got some kind of case of retardation. Seriously... what the fuck? I can see this guy working or standing outside of a Wal-Mart with a stupid smile as he tries to talk to random people about his grand ideas and why he should be running things, except that he sounds like a retard and would be drooling down the front of his shirt as he attempts to impress you. This is when you just quickly walk inside the store and act like you never saw the guy or run quickly back to your car as fast as you can to haul tail out of the lot.

As for the first guy, I'm not political at all, though shouldn't people running for a Senate position be able to speak fluent English with full sentences. You don't answer every question of an interview with 'yes' and 'no' (sir) in a freaking interview.
 
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