You ever realize how lucky transvestites are, aside from being on the butt end of every joke known to mankind?
Let's face it, balls are funny. You can dangle em down, and anything you can dangle without holding is pretty awesome. It's better than the alternative from all I can see. Plus, they got boobs. Usually they're also buff enough that they can take care of themselves.
As above there's the certain unfortunate situation of instant rejection everywhere you go, and gettin some from a hot chick aint gonna be easy.