Michael Devlin ("If I wasnt in jail I would be playing ffxi")

[Negorissimo]

I LOLed so hard at work, people had to come over and see. XD

 

[Sneakypants]

Phfft... none of the teenage boys I kidnapped ever got away.

Lmao!

/clap
/clap

 

[Skiewalker]

I tink I pee'd meself.... >_>;;;;

Jesus guys... thats was too fucking funny. XD

 

[Valandil]

Phfft... none of the teenage boys I kidnapped ever got away.

I thought every fisherman worth his salt had a "one that got away" story?

 

[Ruffyreborn]

lol


knnlkmnl

 

[Blazeoffury]

That's a kneeslapper

 

[Miros]

Phfft... none of the teenage boys I kidnapped ever got away.

This thread wins thread of the year! XD

 

[Westyle]

Phfft... none of the teenage boys I kidnapped ever got away.

You haven't checked your basement lately have you?



Nylon rope hurts like a bitch...

 

[Alyada]

Phfft... none of the teenage boys I kidnapped ever got away.

Omg hahahahahahaa

 

[Anttaru]

The real Michael Devlin actually did ply FFXI. I know this because CNN mentioned how that boy said they play it all the time.

http://news.softpedia.com/news/Kidn...9-t-live-without-Final-Fantasy-XI-45316.shtml

 

[Winklewil]

(first post in months)

Phfft... none of the teenage boys I kidnapped ever got away.

Only amateurs let the chloroform wear off.





Halifirien, for the record, is far too young and "clean-looking" to be that Devlin fellow. Still, having recognized the picure, I laughed until my rectum inverted.

This thread makes me happy that I never posted my own picture. I've been told multiple times, by completely different people, that I look like "one of those dirty old men you see mugshots of on the news."

My avatar is technically Carl from Aqua Teen Hunger Force, which I kind of enjoy, but I really chose it for how much I think I actually look like him. I'm 24, but I'll be damned if I don't look like I inhabit the body of a creepy, 40-year-old, alcoholic plumber.




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I'm gonna go kill myself, now. T_T