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an oldie, but a goodie (God, I hate Mondays): :twisted:
INVESTING FOR YOUR RETIREMENT
If you had purchased $1000.00 of Nortel stock one year ago,
it would now be worth $49.00.
With Enron, you would have had $16.50 left of the original $1,000.00.
With WorldCom, you would have had less than $5.00 left.
But, if you had purchased $1,000.00 worth of Beer one year
ago, drank all the beer, then turned in the cans for the
aluminum recycling REFUND, you would have had $214.00.
Based on the above, current investment advice is to drink heavily and
recycle.
It's called the 401-Keg Plan
INVESTING FOR YOUR RETIREMENT
If you had purchased $1000.00 of Nortel stock one year ago,
it would now be worth $49.00.
With Enron, you would have had $16.50 left of the original $1,000.00.
With WorldCom, you would have had less than $5.00 left.
But, if you had purchased $1,000.00 worth of Beer one year
ago, drank all the beer, then turned in the cans for the
aluminum recycling REFUND, you would have had $214.00.
Based on the above, current investment advice is to drink heavily and
recycle.
It's called the 401-Keg Plan
