Most awkward moment thread...

[Kelyon]

Yeah, i just had a pretty fucked up one. I smoked with my boyfriends 80 year old grandmother...this old lady is a stoner. After we smoked she got the munchies and went on a nature walk...


You cockfags got any fucked up moments.

 

[Flymop]

My friend (whos house a load of us were at) stuck his mums dildo in my mouth when I was passed out from too much alcohol consumption. Yeh, have pics to prove it too

 

[Gerry]

My friend (whos house a load of us were at) stuck his mums dildo in my mouth when I was passed out from too much alcohol consumption. Yeh, have pics to prove it too

Please don't! O_O

Awkward moment for me..........

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I'm thinking!

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erm....

Trying to help people with relationship troubles in High school? idk sounds pretty awkward to me as I still never had a girlfriend in my life ;_;

Ok new awkward moment in my life, failing in this thread. h34r:

 

[Mirewen]

First almost kiss when I was an early teen. He opened his arms so I thought he just wanted a hug and he ended up kissing my ear. Couldn't have been too bad, we ended up together for 7 years.

 

[Mizuti]

Going to a play only to discover that not only was my ex there, so was her entire family... this was 2 days after I had broken up with her.

 

[Kelyon]

First almost kiss when I was an early teen. He opened his arms so I thought he just wanted a hug and he ended up kissing my ear. Couldn't have been too bad, we ended up together for 7 years.

I remember our first kiss Mirepants. Was very erotic

 

[Rayn]

At a local pub my friends and I frequent, I walked into the single person bathroom and there was a Japanese man squatting on the toilet seat taking a shit. My reaction to it was all fucked up. I turned around too fast and then stumbled into the pay phone right across the bathroom door. While drunk AGI -20.

 

[Tim Wakefield]

I watched my friends Grandma smoke weed one time. She had Parkinson's and her head bobbled back and forth. I don't even smoke but just watching her was hilarious, although at first I was just stunned. I had no idea what to say or do lol.

 

[Myrrh]

Watching my brother faint and split his head open as I pulled down my pants after I tore my special place on a fence. Although, the look on all his class mates friends was priceless too.

 

[K. Ishitar]

Watching my brother faint and split his head open as I pulled down my pants after I tore my special place on a fence. Although, the look on all his class mates friends was priceless too.

o.0?!

you guys make my problems seem small >_>; I'll post mine's in a bit

 

[Tristam Green]

Watching my brother faint and split his head open as I pulled down my pants after I tore my special place on a fence. Although, the look on all his class mates friends was priceless too.

Jesus man. That's fucked up....

Mine: Asking this girl who had been my friend for a while (no romantic interest whatsoever) "so, are you gay now or what?" after she'd been hanging out with and had been experimenting with girls at work.

It was a VERY late night, and I was VERY tired and as such, my judgment was impaired.

She never talked to me again lol.

 

[Rayn]

Wow over a question like that? Uptight much? lol

 

[Stine]

I was 15 going on my first date (which was also a blind date). I was going to a restaurant on a double date with my sister, her boyfriend at the time and his best friend. The hostess showed us to our table and I was the first one there. For some reason I leaned on the table and it toppled over. My sister caught the syrups that were on top of the table but the rest of the stuff fell on the floor. My date immediately excused himself to the bathroom while my sister and her boyfriend picked on me.

 

[Myrrh]

It's funny, I used to be embarrassed by that story but now I find it awesome. It's always fun to see the looks on peoples faces when I tell them. I can fully remember EVERYTHING too. The pain, the looks, my moms face of "Holy fucking shit", the fence.....

 

[K. Ishitar]

is that how she became hornless? =P Notice that's your 666th post!

Something that happened to me last year.

I've always been introverted when talking to people, especially women. I finally grew some balls get over this one girl I had serious feelings for a long time. They were positive but detrimental to my life if I didn't get it out, since we'd all start college soon.

Well anyways I asked to talk to her(she isn't exactly dumb she saw it coming but was patient). Well give 5 minutes later after my heart gushed open and left out some important details. She was about to cry in joy from what I told her and just looked at me with those starry eyes...

Now myself being in shock and never opened up to anyone didn't have a clue to do, although it was obvious from the time after reflecting(read: kiss me dumbass!).

Starring at me for about 30 seconds and in the end I left with a hug after some other stuff said...I had gotten about 90% of what I meant to say out but the rest wasn't so bad, luckily she goes to my college so it'll come whenever casually now that it's out...

Even though I was trying to get over her and move on, I should have kissed her damnit! D:L!

 

[Pasquale]

Superbowl party, two years ago. We were at my friend's parents' house, and we all grew mustaches because the Bears were in the Superbowl.

After our devastating defeat, we all got drunk and hung out for a little while. My friend's mom pulled his girlfriend into the next room and said "Who is your gay friend? With the glasses? He's hilarious."

She thought I was gay, and she thought we couldn't hear her in the other room. My friends still give me shit for it.

In her defense, almost all of my friends' parents have, at one point or another, questioned my sexuality.

 

[Stine]

is that how she became hornless? =P Notice that's your 666th post!

My evil number post! Hornless didn't get her name from that. She does a really good impression of the Ronso from FFX. :biggrin:

Something that happened to me last year.

I've always been introverted when talking to people, especially women. I finally grew some balls get over this one girl I had serious feelings for a long time. They were positive but detrimental to my life if I didn't get it out, since we'd all start college soon.

Well anyways I asked to talk to her(she isn't exactly dumb she saw it coming but was patient). Well give 5 minutes later after my heart gushed open and left out some important details. She was about to cry in joy from what I told her and just looked at me with those starry eyes...

Now myself being in shock and never opened up to anyone didn't have a clue to do, although it was obvious from the time after reflecting(read: kiss me dumbass!).

Starring at me for about 30 seconds and in the end I left with a hug after some other stuff said...I had gotten about 90% of what I meant to say out but the rest wasn't so bad, luckily she goes to my college so it'll come whenever casually now that it's out...

Even though I was trying to get over her and move on, I should have kissed her damnit! D:L!

At least you had the guts to finally get it out. You are right, it's better for you to get it out. I'm guessing you still see her around at your college? Who knows you might end up kissing her. Most of us know exactly what we should have done when looking at past events in our lives. Either way it sounds like you're fine.

 

[K. Ishitar]

Trying to help people with relationship troubles in High school? idk sounds pretty awkward to me as I still never had a girlfriend in my life ;_;

Ok new awkward moment in my life, failing in this thread. h34r:

Really, relationships are great but you don't want to pine over it, you can be in love and not in a relationship(awkward saying but had it happen to me).

Usually any experience of interaction foreplays into another...like how you grow up with your parents can be a sign of how you are in a relationship. High school women are overrated, you won't find much material there(for the most part). Love doesn't just come when you want it to, it just happens.

Stine: I know I still regard it as a good thing,definitely one of my more prouder moments in life. I see her once in a blue moon but next time we'll have a casual talk and bring it up. I won't date her because I live with my parents basically.

 

[skreb]

Watching my brother faint and split his head open as I pulled down my pants after I tore my special place on a fence. Although, the look on all his class mates friends was priceless too.

this reminds me of a true story.. when i was younger we use to take a shortcut through a cemetery to the baseball field . there was a care taker ( we use to call the ghoul)there, who would chase us with a rock salt gun. one day after playing some ball we took the short cut from the baseball field through the cemetery , and the ghoul spotted us and he had that rock salt gun in his hand. we started running. there was 6 of us . we get to the 8 ft wall that separates the cemetery from the street mostly concrete but on the ends of the wall there were wrought iron spiked fences 4 of us make it over the wall. one guy as he was going over the wall caught an ass full of rock salt ( he spent the next 6 hours at the hospital getting salt picked out of his ass cheeks with tweezers). the last dude seeing this panicked and ran to the end of the wall where the wrought iron fence was and jumped it, needless to say he earned the nickname lefty . yes folks he left his right nut on one of the spikes on that fence but he does have 4 kids today so all was not lost. i still cringe as i think about that day lol

 

[Tagrineth]

I've been bisexual for a long time and in high school, I had a relationship with a girl that was so awful I actually stopped being attracted to women for like 6 months.