My complaint about Alyada

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I feel compelled to preface my remarks with the following: Alyada has a different view of reality from the rest of us. I urge you to read the text that follows carefully, keeping an open mind, from the beginning to the end, and without skipping around. I further recommend that you take breaks, as many of the facts presented will take time to digest. He wants us to think of him as a do-gooder. Keep in mind, though, that Alyada wants to "do good" with other people's money and often with other people's lives. If he really wanted to be a do-gooder, he could start by admitting that if I had to choose the most illiberal specimen from his welter of muzzy-headed gabble, it would have to be his claim that he is a martyr for freedom and a victim of commercialism. He is firmly convinced that profits come before people. His belief is controverted, however, by the weight of the evidence indicating that I can no longer get very excited about any revelation of Alyada's hypocrisy or crookedness. It's what I've come to expect by now. Alyada wants us to emulate the White Queen from Lewis Carroll's Through the Looking Glass, who strives to believe "as many as six impossible things before breakfast". Then again, even the White Queen would have trouble believing that our unalienable rights are merely privileges that Alyada can dole out or retract. I prefer to believe things that my experience tells me are true, such as that Alyada has recently been going around claiming that he has a "special" perspective on blackguardism which carries with it a "special" right to block streets and traffic to the extent that ambulances can't get through. You really have to tie your brain in knots to be gullible enough to believe that junk.

Alyada's allegations are part of a larger attack on the very notion of meritocracy and quality. And if that seems like a modest claim, I disagree. It's the most radical claim of all. Imagine getting a dollar every time Alyada said he wouldn't sucker us into buying a lot of junk we don't need, but did so anyway. You'd be very, very rich. Put simply, I have frequently criticized his unspoken plan to prevent me from sleeping soundly at night. He usually addresses my criticisms by accusing me of Pyrrhonism, cynicism, child molestation, and halitosis. Alyada hopes that by delegitimizing me this way, no one will listen to me when I say that once people obtain the critical skills that enable them to think and reflect and speculate independently, they'll realize that mankind needs to do more to win the culture war and save this country. Understand, I am not condemning mankind for not doing enough; I am merely stating that Alyada insists that he knows the "right" way to read Plato, Maimonides, and Machiavelli. This fraud, this lie, is just one among the thousands he perpetrates.

Don't give Alyada's slurs a credibility they don't deserve. Alyada claims to be fighting for equality. What he's really fighting for, however, is equality in degradation, by which I mean that I respect the English language and believe in the use of words as a means of communication. Odious pseudo-intellectuals like Alyada, however, consider spoken communication as merely a set of noises uttered to excite emotions in rapacious slimeballs in order to convince them to pander to grotesque, foul smart alecks. Of course, feral spivs are receptive to his irritable messages and fool easily. I say "of course" because he deeply believes that the rest of us are an inferior group of people, fit only to be enslaved, beaten, and butchered at the whim of our betters. Meanwhile, back on Earth, the truth is very simple: Alyada wants all of us to believe that "metanarratives" are the root of tyranny, lawlessness, overpopulation, racial hatred, world hunger, disease, and rank stupidity. That's why he sponsors brainwashing in the schools, brainwashing by the government, brainwashing statements made to us by politicians, entertainers, and sports stars, and brainwashing by the big advertisers and the news media. It's really amazing, isn't it? We can put people on the Moon and send robot explorers to Mars, but even if one isn't completely conversant with current events, the evidence overwhelmingly indicates that he frequently avers his support of democracy and his love of freedom. But one need only look at what he is doing -- as opposed to what he is saying -- to understand his true aims.

Above all, I become impatient with people who refuse to recognize the key role that Alyada is playing in the destruction of our civilization. While everybody believes in something, his simple faith in scapegoatism will put hotheaded thoughts in our children's minds. Maybe he has a reason for acting the way he does, but I doubt it. His understrappers are tools. Like a hammer or an axe, they are not inherently evil or destructive. The evil is in the force that manipulates them and uses them for destructive purposes. That evil is Alyada, who wants nothing less than to beat plowshares into swords.

If we don't act as a positive role model for younger people right now, then Alyada's expostulations will soon start to metastasize until they reap a harvest of death. "Tolerance" means tolerance of all, not only of a select few. Am I being too harsh for writing that? Maybe I am, but that's really the only way you can push a point through to Alyada. Someone just showed me a memo supposedly written by Alyada. The memo spells out his plans to sentence more and more people to poverty, prison, and early death. If this memo is authentic, it tells us that Alyada has been, still is, and always will remain more pusillanimous than petulant antagonists. Of course, this sounds simple, but in reality, the real issue is simple: He takes a perverse pleasure in watching people scurry about like rats in a maze, never quite managing to stand by our principles and be true to them on all occasions, in all places, against all foes, and at whatever cost. He recently claimed that his way of life is correct and everyone else's isn't. I would have found this comment shocking had I not heard similar garbage from him a hundred times before. In conclusion, let me just say that Alyada has really pulled a fast one this time.
 
Wow, this is pretty "over-the-top".

I think Alyada should change his title to puller of fast ones.
 
Seriously, stop with the damn auto-complaint posts. It was funny when the first person did it a god damned year ago it is NOT funny when you repost it, especially so soon after someone else has just reposted it.
 
Andreva said:
Seriously, stop with the damn auto-complaint posts. It was funny when the first person did it a god damned year ago it is NOT funny when you repost it, especially so soon after someone else has just reposted it.
This is the first time I've seen it, and I found it funny so :p

Anyway.....OP is like rhetoric x 10...and sounds kindof nuts too. Must have too much free time :ph34r:
 
This was a joke post? I couldn't really tell, way way way too many big words. Think I'm bleeding from the ears..
 
Way too fucking long. I stopped after the second sentance.

But if this is another auto-joke thingy, wasn't one just posted last week?...
 
Yes, it was a joke post generated by the "Complaint letter generator" at www.pakin.org/complaint/ . And yes, someone just did this last week. And no, it wasn't funny then either. And when the next person thinks "lolI'munique" and uses this program again, it won't be funny then either. The worst part about this is, there will still be people who see this shit and think it's real, and will never figure it out. Actually, nix that. The worst part will be when the next nimrod see this and mimics it. God I hate stupid people.
 
Andreva said:
Yes, it was a joke post generated by the "Complaint letter generator" at www.pakin.org/complaint/ . And yes, someone just did this last week. And no, it wasn't funny then either. And when the next person thinks "lolI'munique" and uses this program again, it won't be funny then either. The worst part about this is, there will still be people who see this shit and think it's real, and will never figure it out. Actually, nix that. The worst part will be when the next nimrod see this and mimics it. God I hate stupid people.

Oh, I misunderstood. In that case, this is retarded, and Andreva is right.
 
Eep

PUT DOWN THE THESAURUS AND STEP AWAY FROM THE THREAD!
 
While we're on the subject of things that are not funny anymore, using lolturkey or loldragoon or starting anything with "lol" isn't funny anymore. In fact I'm not sure it ever was.
 
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