My Day

My Day:

Well, seeing as how it's only 10:24, you'd think not much could have happened, right?

WRONG.

I woke up at 10:14, and I went to the bathroom. Now, all you guys know how fucking hard(HAHA I'M PUNNY.) it is to pee in the morning, with the morning wood.. But I REALLY had to go. So I did the logical thing.. I went with the Flying Superman tactic. That's where you put your hand on the wall and stretch out, and points your shwing-shwong down at the toilet... It's pretty much the only way to piss with morning wood. I started to pee, and missed the toilet a little bit, but it's okay, I had a about 85% accuracy, maybe I should eat some sushi.

Next, I went downstairs. By this time, it was about 10:18. I got a soda, and opened the can... What did I do next, you ask? I took a sip. It was fucking delicious. After that, I opened up my laptop and turned it on. Then I made a post on this thread. Like... right now.
 
Shyrra said:
My Day:

Well, seeing as how it's only 10:24, you'd think not much could have happened, right?

WRONG.

I woke up at 10:14, and I went to the bathroom. Now, all you guys know how fucking hard(HAHA I'M PUNNY.) it is to pee in the morning, with the morning wood.. But I REALLY had to go. So I did the logical thing.. I went with the Flying Superman tactic. That's where you put your hand on the wall and stretch out, and points your shwing-shwong down at the toilet... It's pretty much the only way to piss with morning wood. I started to pee, and missed the toilet a little bit, but it's okay, I had a about 85% accuracy, maybe I should eat some sushi.

Next, I went downstairs. By this time, it was about 10:18. I got a soda, and opened the can... What did I do next, you ask? I took a sip. It was fucking delicious. After that, I opened up my laptop and turned it on. Then I made a post on this thread. Like... right now.
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OH YEAH?! I took a piss in the shower.... wewt, those always feel good. Then I decided to put some clothes on, because id get kicked out of school without them. Now im B.S.ing until i decide to take my lazy butt there for 3 classes.

and Tim, I installed it, it just dont run. My friend is getting Windows XP for me (loltorrent) JUST for FFXI, Last time i tried installing it failed and formatted my HD, so Im purchasing a new HD before we get that far.
 
The test from hell is over and it was a really hard test. Most of my study group passed, some just barely, and I made an 88 which might turn out to be a 90 because the teacher was talking about throwing a certain questionable question out.

LOL she and I got in an arguement about it. Phagocytosis is when macrophages engulf and destroy bateria and cell debris. Answer B which she claimed was correct, mentioned macrophages engulfing and digesting bacteria. Answer C was very similar but it used the word "Removes bacteria" instead of digesting. Digestion is when an organism consumes something, uses it for fuel and then eliminates waste products. Macrophages do not DIGEST bacteria. They destroy it.

Anyway my teacher hates me now LOL. This is the same teacher that told me I was wrong when I said that people can be acidotic even when their pH is alkaline.

LOL I really don't have anything to bitch about, I passed a really hard test and I have a three day weekend to enjoy. I will probably see yall on Sunday or so.
 
Kinkkerbelle said:
The test from hell is over and it was a really hard test. Most of my study group passed, some just barely, and I made an 88 which might turn out to be a 90 because the teacher was talking about throwing a certain questionable question out.

LOL she and I got in an arguement about it. Phagocytosis is when macrophages engulf and destroy bateria and cell debris. Answer B which she claimed was correct, mentioned macrophages engulfing and digesting bacteria. Answer C was very similar but it used the word "Removes bacteria" instead of digesting. Digestion is when an organism consumes something, uses it for fuel and then eliminates waste products. Macrophages do not DIGEST bacteria. They destroy it.

Anyway my teacher hates me now LOL. This is the same teacher that told me I was wrong when I said that people can be acidotic even when their pH is alkaline.

LOL I really don't have anything to bitch about, I passed a really hard test and I have a three day weekend to enjoy. I will probably see yall on Sunday or so.
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Lol, you said phag.
 
Kinkkerbell hasnt been around, must be busy. GET BACK AND ENTERTAIN ME!

haha.
 
Okay after a hard-earned three day weekend, I overslept on Tuesday and made it a four day weekend. Bad Karma caught up with me today, in a big way.

Imagine this: It's six a.m. and black as pitch outside and I'm running around the hospital looking for a door that's not locked. I finally see some of my classmates going through a door they found open. Good deal! I hurry across a grassy area to meet up with my friends and WHAM! I step in a hole that was filled in with grass, twist my ankle and land on my knees, making scrapes and nice green stains on my pristine white scrubs. FUCKIN GREAT, what a way to start the day. My ankle hurt a little bit but it felt like the kind of pain you can "walk off". (Just as a side note I have a high pain tolerance)

So I make it inside and leading our class today was the Nurse Practioner Philipino from hell with an IQ of about 500. Her being Philipino probably has nothing to do with her incredible IQ or her penchant for bitchiness but I thought I would throw it in there so you get a good mental picture.

She immediately starts in on me about my hair. It's red...like really red.. oh and it's curly... like really curly. She said she was calling the supervisor up at the school to see if I should be sent home or not. She's very lucky the supervisor said no, because I would have taken pictures of all the freaky hairstyles that run around our school. Some black people really have great imagination when it comes to hair and most of my school is black. Red streaks, weaves of blonde, brown, and red, you name it we got it. Of course some of my friends wear wigs and some of them wear more conservative styles, and I love them all. But I could get about 10 pictures that will really prove my hair to very tame indeed. I know it's a little sleezy to play the race card for something as trivial as hair styles, but I don't like it when someone makes a rule that doesn't apply to everyone.

Well she goes out of the room to make the phone call, and I discreetly hide my green knees under the table. If she sees that, I'll be sent home for sure.

She comes in five minutes later, looking rather unhappy and hands out the assignments. Turns out I'm with the wound team today, which is cool, because I love wounds, the gorier the better!

I end up getting to do some really cool stuff with wounds. Packing wounds with foam then occlusive dressing and making a hole in the middle for a tiny vacuum cleaner to suck up all the exudate. (yellow green white junk that comes out of a wound) I learn how to measure wounds and what kind of dressings are best for certain kinds of wounds. I got to apply chemical debridement to three wounds, which contains an enzyme to eat up dying flesh. You have to be careful where you spread that stuff tho, because it will eat living tissue as well. OUCH!

The wound of the day was on a large woman's sacral region (ass crack) and it was about 6inches long 3 inches wide and 5 inches deep. They had to pull it open to take a picture and I swear it looked like a sideways mouth smiling at me. I was having a blast!

Around 10 am I noticed that my right ankle was hurting a bit and my shoe felt sort of tight. I went right on taking care of wounds and around 11 am I developed a profound limp. By 12 I had to go tell my teacher I had an accident that morning and could no longer walk. OMG you should have seen her face! Turns out you are supposed to report any fall or incident no matter how minor, as soon as it happens. LOL I didn't want to tell her this moring because I had green knees, remember? When I told her I thought she was going to explode. After cursing me in Philipino (at least I think it was cursing, for all I know she could have been reciting the declaration of independence backward) She saw my ankle, large and purple swelling out of the top of my shoe. She wanted to take an x ray right then but the hospital I was at didn't take my insurance (LOL) So I tell her I am going to the doctor. About half way home my ankle was so swollen and stiff I couldn't operate the gas and brakes anymore. I had to drive home using my left foot which is stupid as only a left foot can be. Let's just say I pissed more people off in 20 mins than I had in all of the previous year.

So I get to the doctor and after an hour and a half wait in severe pain, they look at my poor swollen foot and hustle me back to X-ray. In 10 mins the pictures were back and they showed no fractures (Yippppppppppppppee!)

Then his nurse brings out the crutches and air gel cast and he explains that I have a bad sprain and I need to be immobilized and off it for two weeks or so. (ARRRRRRRRGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!) He also hands me an RX for Darvocet :biggrin:

I have no idea how I'm going to get up two flights of stairs on crutches while carrying my 50lb backpack to get to class. I need someone to carry my books, any volunteers?

Edited for errors ... I blame the darvocet.
 
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This isn't meant to be sarcastic in any way.

I really wish my life was as action packed and fun as yours. I sit at home, play WoW, go to the gym, work my shit job in the local store and sleep. I need September to come around so I can start my new degree :(
 
If I'm still allowed to use this thread for my day too...

Today I shot 1 under par (Golf) '-'; Best round of my life!
 
That sucks, Kink. T-T I'd help you carry your bags but it might be hard since I'm not there. Plus I've got all my bags to carry. >_>;;
Hope you feel better, soon, though.
 
It's not the life that makes things exciting, it's how you live it.
Your coustomers are interesting and peculiar and some steal and some ask you for money to buy bread to feed the five kids in their car, think about how you can make a difference in one person's life simply by smiling at them. For some people that may the only smile they will see in a week. Make up stories in your head about the people you meet.

Getting the degree will be exciting if you are doing something you love. Study up before classes start to make everyone think you are a brain and everyone will want to be in your study group. I promise when you have an A and everyone else is flunking or have a C- that you will be the most popular guy in class.. that would be exciting! They will hate you while kissing your ass, it's really pretty funny.

You are really wasting your life sitting at home! This is lost time that you could be using to have fun, get laid, grow, learn, write bad poetry. You can do anything you want if you have imagination and drive. Get a fun hobby, (not playing WoW) take up something where you can make real friends.. join a bowling league, or go to pool tourneys, take up Texas Hold `EM and start a group at your local pub..... OR

You could volunteer at a local animal shelter or nursing home. It's really can be funny to feed an elder high protein hot cereal when he's demanding jello. He weighs 98 lbs and will go on a feeding tube stuck into his stomach if someone doesn't intervene soon. You can't force him to eat, but you can bribe, trick, make a bet, find out what is favorite team is and show up with a ball cap, beg, there are a dozen other tricks, but the best one is that he trusts you enough that he will bend a little because that's what friends do. He hasn't forgotten that. But now, all of his friends are dead.

You now have the secret. Go forth and make your own excitement.

Sharpe said:
This isn't meant to be sarcastic in any way.

I really wish my life was as action packed and fun as yours. I sit at home, play WoW, go to the gym, work my shit job in the local store and sleep. I need September to come around so I can start my new degree :(
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Skiewalker said:
That sucks, Kink. T-T I'd help you carry your bags but it might be hard since I'm not there. Plus I've got all my bags to carry. >_>;;
Hope you feel better, soon, though.
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Junior Nursing student book bag, (hubby got me a rolly back pack for Christmas)

1 Med/surg II text (it's huge.. I'm guessing 7lbs)
1 OB text hmmm about 5 lbs
1 profession development book 2 lbs
Day Planner 3 lbs Franklyn Covey to boot
Two sprial note books 3 lbs total.
Big thing of hand sanitizer 1lb
Two folders stuffed completely full of hand outs, old nursing care plans, clincal paper work and some porn I've been writing in my free time 3 lbs
Note cards, binder rings and hole puncher to make insta-flash cards .5 lbs
Assorted pens, pencils, highlighters, calculator and a bag of lifesavers. .5 lbs
Nursing pocket protector with bandage scissors, pen light, pen and skills book 2lbs
Stethoscope (Littman), Manual B/P Cuff, Thermometer with disposable plastic covers. 2lbs
Oh almost forgot

Lippencott's Book of Drugs for Nursing 4 lbs
Medical Dictionary 5lbs
NCLEX Study Guide 4-5 lbs It's big but it is a soft cover.


I think that is 42 lbs and I forgot about the umbrella and my med/surg ii workbook

Maybe if I attach the rolly back pack to one of my crutches? That still isn't going to help me with the stairs. <sigh>
 
Sounds like a fun day for both Shyrra and Kink. Sorry about your ankle though Kink that hurts like a tuesday of school after a three day weekend and you're doing absolutely nothing so you wish to gouge your own eyes out. Kidding of course. I have had severe ankle sprains before and didn't get anything to help me. That maybe why I walk funny from time to time >.> <.<.

Kinkkerbelle said:
and some porn I've been writing in my free time
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Wow I will gladly carry your books as you take the elevators knowing some gold is in there. My bookbag has weighed about the same as yours before and I wouldn't have it on my back I would carry it one handed.
 
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To the haters: inquire within

Oh one more thing... all of you asshats that come in here and rate this thread down when the only reason I write it is for other people's pleasure.. fuck you, the horse you rode in on, the chicken in your saddle bag and the frog in your pocket.

If you don't care for my writing then go away.

I know you are just jealous, shallow, petty little roaches, and I am mentally squashing you with my thigh high leather boots with the four inch heels
 
Pics, etc.
 
Kinkkerbelle said:
It's not the life that makes things exciting, it's how you live it.
Your coustomers are interesting and peculiar and some steal and some ask you for money to buy bread to feed the five kids in their car, think about how you can make a difference in one person's life simply by smiling at them. For some people that may the only smile they will see in a week. Make up stories in your head about the people you meet.

Getting the degree will be exciting if you are doing something you love. Study up before classes start to make everyone think you are a brain and everyone will want to be in your study group. I promise when you have an A and everyone else is flunking or have a C- that you will be the most popular guy in class.. that would be exciting! They will hate you while kissing your ass, it's really pretty funny.

You are really wasting your life sitting at home! This is lost time that you could be using to have fun, get laid, grow, learn, write bad poetry. You can do anything you want if you have imagination and drive. Get a fun hobby, (not playing WoW) take up something where you can make real friends.. join a bowling league, or go to pool tourneys, take up Texas Hold `EM and start a group at your local pub..... OR

You could volunteer at a local animal shelter or nursing home. It's really can be funny to feed an elder high protein hot cereal when he's demanding jello. He weighs 98 lbs and will go on a feeding tube stuck into his stomach if someone doesn't intervene soon. You can't force him to eat, but you can bribe, trick, make a bet, find out what is favorite team is and show up with a ball cap, beg, there are a dozen other tricks, but the best one is that he trusts you enough that he will bend a little because that's what friends do. He hasn't forgotten that. But now, all of his friends are dead.

You now have the secret. Go forth and make your own excitement.
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I wish it was so simple, the people who come in my shop are usually drunk Portuguese or stuck up pensioners who seem to think it's me setting the prices and take great delight telling me how much cheaper it is in the nearest town. I will ace my degree, i've spent 2 years in a degree I don't like so I know this is it now.

Get laid? I'd love to but my girlfriend lives in a different country, therefore it's one weekend a month or so. Real hobby, well I don't drive so other than the gym (when I get a lift off a friend) i'm restricted to where I can go. I'm still paying rent for a house in Manchester from this failed uni course. So over half my wages go straight out there, then there's the travelling to my girlfriend, and my gym membership. That's all my money gone. Volunteer places seem reluctant to take me on (self harming past, inability to drive).

I guess really i've just got to grin and bear it for another 7 months. Then I know i'll be having an awesome time, studying the language I loved at school (coincidentally my girlfriends native tongue) and hopefully meeting more interesting people. Also the only things I enjoy as hobbies are American Football and Ice Hockey, yet again my inability to drive, lack of social hour free time and the popularity of both these sports over here, means it's nigh on impossible to get involved in them. However i'm hoping to set up a football team at my new University in September, I should be getting my BAFL Level 1+2 coaching badges done this summer :)

Maybe then I can come back here and share my exciting stories :). Till then i'll just keep plodding along and dreaming of September. (God I really do sound depressive lol).
 
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not that i didn't want to read your little discussion here, i'm currently whming in the dunes>.>

just wanted to add my comment:
isn't nursing school a blast? i had a patient that had 4 BM's... one before i got there, one after i finally got them cleaned up, another after cleaning up the second time, and a fourth just before lunch... was a fun day indeed, especially since the patient weighed over 300 pounds and was completely out of it.

"Sphygmomonometer" is the proper spelling:P
aaand... i'm male, sooo it can be even more interesting for me at times, seems you're doing okay now though
 
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