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Lmao!!! Fire 
You could try a remedy potion if you get diseased and protect is always important ~.^
You could try a remedy potion if you get diseased and protect is always important ~.^
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Kinkkerbelle said:Our "main stream" stuff would make your hair curl and your dick do tricks. When we get freaky it's like a nuclear explosion
I highly doubt it,
I remain skeptic until I have had a physical demonstration
pics on teh intarweb wont prove anything
afterall....
It could be shopped=3
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Westyle said:
Seconded
Kinkkerbelle said:Our "main stream" stuff would make your hair curl and your dick do tricks. When we get freaky it's like a nuclear explosion
teeeeeeeeeeeech me
Lanien said:
=(
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Dominatrix said:Lmao!!! Fire
But he's got protect V, I'm sure he'll be fine, Domi. What he really needs is stoneskin. If his polearm isn't capped, I doubt he has Penta Thrust, or even Double Thrust. Also Fire, watch out for crabs, they can be a nuisance if you don't have protect on.
Kinkkerbelle said:
I like when my dick does tricks. I taught him how to play dead the other day. He's so good at it, too. He already knows how to fetch, and I'm hoping to teach him to play guitar soon. (waits to see if anyone got where that came from >.>)
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dethklok?
I have more information and theories!
First, it seems obvious the best [weapon] to use has just GOTTA be a [Colossal Lance]! I think that's what Dominatrix meant when she said nuffin beats a big [Polearm] in the hands of someone who knows how to use it!
Second (theory), there must be all sortsa different types of nookie, just like there's different versions of Hi-Potions and Hi-Ethers! My guess is there's NQ, HQ, HQ+1, HQ+2 and HQ+3 nookie, at the very least! And my guess is, the odds of lottery popping a [Diseased][Notorious Monster] depends a lot on the kinda nookie you're seeking!
Any of this make any sense...?
<and btw, my [Polearm] is still at 0...>
Fire
First, it seems obvious the best [weapon] to use has just GOTTA be a [Colossal Lance]! I think that's what Dominatrix meant when she said nuffin beats a big [Polearm] in the hands of someone who knows how to use it!
Second (theory), there must be all sortsa different types of nookie, just like there's different versions of Hi-Potions and Hi-Ethers! My guess is there's NQ, HQ, HQ+1, HQ+2 and HQ+3 nookie, at the very least! And my guess is, the odds of lottery popping a [Diseased][Notorious Monster] depends a lot on the kinda nookie you're seeking!
Any of this make any sense...?
<and btw, my [Polearm] is still at 0...>
Fire
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I can send you some websites that will help you get your polearm up pretty fast.
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Fire, tomorrow is Valentine's Day, so I'm pretty sure you'll be well informed as to what nookie is tomorrow. Just talk to Kink, she'll explain it.
I laughed, I cried and then I got me some r/ex nookie.
P.S. *Hint*
I can tell you however that if nogard took under 1 hour to get his nookie it wasn't very good nookie. The longer it takes during the process of getting your nookie the better is it. Unless your polearm is low and you really suck at playing then it could make it worse to keep dragging it on waiting for the nookie to drop. That's why you can't use a club it doesn't hit hard enough making the nookie turn out bad. Take your time with the polearm and try to use alot of Pentra Thrusts then you are sure for a good nookie to drop.
P.S. *Hint*
I can tell you however that if nogard took under 1 hour to get his nookie it wasn't very good nookie. The longer it takes during the process of getting your nookie the better is it. Unless your polearm is low and you really suck at playing then it could make it worse to keep dragging it on waiting for the nookie to drop. That's why you can't use a club it doesn't hit hard enough making the nookie turn out bad. Take your time with the polearm and try to use alot of Pentra Thrusts then you are sure for a good nookie to drop.
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Firebrand said:I have more information and theories!
First, it seems obvious the best [weapon] to use has just GOTTA be a [Colossal Lance]! I think that's what Dominatrix meant!
Second (theory), there must be all sortsa different types of nookie, just like there's different versions of Hi-Potions and Hi-Ethers! My guess is there's NQ, HQ, HQ+1, HQ+2 and HQ+3 nookie, at the very least! And my guess is, the odds of lottery popping a [Diseased][Notorious Monster] depends a lot on the kinda nookie you're seeking!
Any of this make any sense...?
<and btw, my [Polearm] is still at 0...>
Fire
Colossal Lance definitely is the best. When you turn 75 though, your polearm won't be that great though, no matter what you choose.
As far as the different types of nookie, you are headed in the right direction. If you just want some old fashioned nookie, I would suggest heading to Bastok. But if you are looking for the best nookie out there, I suggest heading the Kazham. The mithra there really seem to know a lot about nookie.They will probably only tell you if you bring them stuff. Try fish, because any time I have gotten nookie, there was always a scent of fish around, so its probably good to bring one with you.
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Okay let me see if I can clear this up.
In-game nookie is easy, just send the one you seek nookie from some expensive gifts and take <he, she, it> on a manaclipper ride. That's almost sure to get you some game nookie.
Never ever loan out uber items like SH+1's to those you are seeking nookie from. They usually run off with your harness and you don't get any nookie at all. GM's are unsympathetic if you go to them claiming to have been cheated out of your nookie.
If things seem too dry, try lubricating your polearm before you slide it in. That may stimulate the NM into dropping you some nookie.
In-game nookie is easy, just send the one you seek nookie from some expensive gifts and take <he, she, it> on a manaclipper ride. That's almost sure to get you some game nookie.
Never ever loan out uber items like SH+1's to those you are seeking nookie from. They usually run off with your harness and you don't get any nookie at all. GM's are unsympathetic if you go to them claiming to have been cheated out of your nookie.
If things seem too dry, try lubricating your polearm before you slide it in. That may stimulate the NM into dropping you some nookie.
That's the way I always did Rams in Konschtat Highlands! I always liked to kinda sidle up behind em up close and personal like, and then... take em by surprise from the rear! <an I seemed to get the best results that way too!>romperstomper said:
Nogard taught me that little trick... and I always bagged my sheep!
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Firebrand said:That's the way I always did Rams in Konschtat Highlands! I always liked to kinda sidle up behind em up close and personal like, and then... take em by surprise from the rear! <an I seemed to get the best results that way too!>
Nogard taught me that little trick... and I always bagged my sheep!
Fire
ROFL! Fire, you never cease to amuse me.