Today on Maury.
Aurum Relic Drg
Banned ZNM Ls leader
Others
Amerie
Amerie> Listen Maury, they're all obsessed with me
Maury> Well, Amerie, we happen to have the results of our Obsessioncy tests in. We'll find out whose obsessed when we come back.
Maruy> Welcome back, today we're going to find out just who is obsessed with Amerie.
Maury> Aurum Relic Drg, your tests are in.
Aurum Relic Drg> I'm telling you Maury, I'm not obsessed with that, I wouldn't touch that with a certain gay Ex mods penis.
Maury> Aurum Relic drg, you are.....NOT obsessed with Amerie
*Aurum Relic Drg starts to break dance*
Maury> Banned ZNM Ls leader, your results are in.
Amerie> I'm telling u Maury, he be obsessed with me. he made sockpuppets just so he could read my blogs. clearly he wants my hot bod.
Banned ZNM Ls leader> BANNED
Maury> Let's see the results, shall we.
Maury> Banned ZNM Ls leader, you are......NOT obsessed with Amerie.
*Amerie runs off crying, thinking she was 1000% sure*
Banned ZNM ls leader> BANNED
Maury> Amerie, we're down to the last Obsessioncy test.
Amerie> Maury, I'd bet my awesome RMT style ingame tactics that the rest are obsessed with me.
Others> No way, Maury, we would not be obsessed with that. Yes, we said that, as in a thing, not a person.
Amerie> They say that Maury but I'm always getting tells and Pms from them about how awesome I am and how I inspire them. They NEED me, Maury.
Maury> Others, are you ready to find out your test results.
Others> Let's do this Maury.
Maury> Okay....Others....you are obsessed with Amerie...
*Breaks out into tears, readies to deep throat a shotgun*
Amerie> I knew it Maury, they want me, they can't stop talking about me.