Ok I've come to the conclusion that Zaus is Alexia or what ever compliation of names we have chosen to be this character. Zaus has named his right had Alexia and his left hand Colonel Mustard. "Alexia" has been away for a month but dinged 68 two weeks ago while standing beside Zaus in the party he made because everyone hates BLMs in partys since the ol'fashion cookie cutter partys work much better. While Zaus was sleeping next to the TV/Computator Alexia (who is his right hand) magically came alive through the power of Gray Skull and started playing and was in a party with Wenny. They all died because it's hard to party with one hand (I'm sure all guys can vouch for this <,<).
Shazam mystery solved bitchaz
-Solan