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Kinkkerbelle

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Einstein's therory states that energy never goes away it simply changes form.

A calorie is a unit of heat (energy) required to raise the temperature of 1 gm of water by one degree.

Excess calories make you fat in the form of stored energy.

You decide to diet and you lose weight. Where does that stored energy go?

I have decided it goes into the atmosphere.

Therefore.....

Dieting is the cause of global warming.
 
So that means that to stop global warming no one can diet and everyone will get fat. With no one dieting the temperature of the earth will go down, causing an iceage to set in within a week (loldayaftertomorrow). Then a lot of the animals will die and people will be staying alive off of thier fat, so they are dieting again. Global temperature goes back up and animals repopulate, and repeate process.

Its a flawless idea.
 
meh..

-Excess calories make you fat in the form of stored energy.
-You decide to diet and you lose weight. Where does that stored energy go?
-I have decided it goes into the atmosphere.

Therefore.....
*Dieting is the cause of global warming.
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dieting would just use the energy you stored by eating less?

now if you replaced diet with exercise, then....
According you your premises, people who eat in excess are the cause of global warming (which is even better).

people eat more than their body needs in a day > fat builds > exercise > released...heat?
 
blah, i still want to believe global warming is caused by terrorists.
 
this is the QCDN boards.

It is obviously RMT causing global warming.
 
LOL this was a from a critical thinking exercise from my med/surg class. You didn't have to be 100% logical but your result had to show evidence of critical thinking.

I can't think of any way to link global warming to RMT lol.
 
Small, crowded rooms with unwashed sweatshop workers at computers all day, there has to be some heat developing there.
 
10/10 That was great
 
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